Typhoid Harry

Football? They don't play football in the UK; they play soccer and rugby. So who's your favourite football team? The Bears? The Raiders? Who? P.S. I played rugby in law school. I still haven't recovered.

The worst part, the embarrassing part (for me, at least), is that it seems the majority are from the US.

I voted for Millwall.

Fast, huh?

I'm starting to doubt my intelligence on Castro, yet he could've been dead for over a year.

Or indeed read a Variation some while back... My, my... Defensive much? I'm now going to have to punch you in the "secret place".

Fats is not, nor was, missing; he was "Swimming to New Orleans." To Hades with you youngsters who don't get it!

I hated the way the media idolized the spoiled little bitch for "all her good works". Absolutely nothing she ever did cost her anything. She was globe-trotting around in private jets, staying at 5-star hotels and eating in the bet restaurants, all at the expense of the people of her country. My GF at the time was such a Die-anna freak that she spent three days crying on the couch recording everything on the tube, often over movies I was saving. I tossed her out on her ass very soon after. The people on that tribute site, and the ring site, remind me of her and gross me out. What was the first thing the Queen said when she heard Di had died in a crash? "Was Fergie with her?"

Put your boss out of your misery...

Topical game.

I have yet to see anyone post to the initial irony of this thread, as most of what we call "life" is simply waiting for death. "This is a test, only a test."

Go to the zoo?

Funny, but I don't think telling a stale joke is plagiarism, considering I doubt anyone has any idea who told it first. "Time flies like an arrow..." on the other hand...

I am clearly the anger-enhanced Yank with the chainsaw. It's my favorite tool for removing ladies' garments.

I found out where Ronnie's been!

Hahahaha! Think this might be Kraut?

There's at least one other person who's been a topic that's drawn out the ranters. Emlyn Hughs, maybe?

What is about these two guys that inspires so many rabid, boot-licking nut jobs to post here? I just don't get it.

She was just on the Comedy Central "Roast" of Pam Anderson. Total slut, totally trashed, obviously, and the comedians on the show brutalized her. If you get a chance to see it, do, it's ruthless all the way around. That, and Anderson wears a see-through top.

What makes you think it's him?

As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger when they were surrounded by marauding Indians, "What you mean 'we', white man."

Interesting game on a spreadsheet... I'm stuck on 5, 12, 15 and 57.

Happy birthday, Josco; always a pleasant surprise to find out I'm not the eldest.

This can be fun in the adult section: http://www.megat.co.uk/acro/index.php

Ask and ye shall recieve.