Typhoid Harry

Yes. And what the Hell do you want? I'm busy, Medamnit!

Any "Folk" singer worth his or her salt had the good sense to die early in their careers to ensure their position of "suffering artist". See, Ochs, Phil, for confirmation. He was so proficient at upsetting the applecart he was murdered.

Crimony, remind me not to be anywhere near the Isles during that time. That is going to be one big mess. But better there than Paris. They really need to stage the Olympics out in the middle of nowhere to keep traffic down. Oh, and with the advent of beach volleyball in the Olympics (where are they going to find a beach in London?) I really want to endorse a return to the Greek tradition of naked competitors.

Good point... Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? And why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

He had one Foote in the grave, now it's both. I have the Burns documentary on DVD, and he is without a doubt, the best part of the whole thing.

The blood gets thinner as one gets older. Causes a tendency to be chilly.

I can only assume you've never been to England. Obviously. Hehe. A/C in the UK. Teats on a boar. Hehe.

We're simply not that lucky.

The following is unconfirmed:

Speaking of avatars, and only as a suggestion, the TV program "Highlander" did several episodes featuring the Four Horsemen, with some rather spectacular footage. (I should know, one of my customers processed the Fx.) A screen shot from one of those episodes would be a truly great av.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/chinesefood.html

I can't get the hang of this one at all, but I enjoyed discovering which body parts the different zombies rip off. Use the pointer (mouse pointer icon) as point of impact on the zombie's bodies rather than just to aim.

http://artscool.cfa.cmu.edu/~lee/deanimator.html

Hey, look, magic!

That's Saul, folks! Or Look out Bellow!

This will challenge your foresight. http://www.ripleys.com/games/iq.html

He's dead, Jim.

Pope popped.

I suppose if "food" can rhyme with "blood" the "palm" could possibly rhyme with "com" but it's pushing poetic license a bit far isn't it Typhoid? Good poem though. True genius is always ridiculed. Okay, maybe it's just me, but what's up with the multitudes gathering in St. Peter's Square? They're all fondling their rosaries ang praying like mad. For what? Are they hoping he gets better?

In the interest of fairness, the next Pope will be called George Ringo I.

John Paul Two is looking blue and green and white and pasty too. In fact, for those who prophesy it's almost time for him to die. He served us well in robe and miter Just to pull this last all-nighter. Goodnight, God bless, oh holy one As papal meat you're almost done. With beads pressed firm inside our palm We say goodbye from Deathlist.com

Nope, the Cardinals can elect whomever they choose, technically, however, "popification" politics is millennia advanced beyond any other.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/stor...4902857,00.html

W**ker! I haven't been able to break 5 yet!