Typhoid Harry

Age is relative to who's older or younger than you.

Well, considering Jerry Lewis' stature in France...

One is a pack of cunning runts.

Isn't it about time for the Illuminati to step in and pull the plug on this dinosaur? It drives me crazy that a man without a zipper on his pants is passing judgement on the sexual practices of others.

There are several members of the court who would have retired had not Bush been re-elected. Now, however, all, including Rehnquist, are determined to hang on until there isn't a religious zealot in the White House.

Seems like he'd be getting quite old by now; the man was everywhere during WWII.

Why, Grim Reaper of course, how do you think the DL team won the DDP at the last minute?

Hey, guesty, closed means closed! You really don't want to risk the wrath of Anubis.

'Tis reminiscent of the old joke: what's the difference between a womens' track team and a tribe of pygmies?

Although HIV+, Johnson has not (yet) manifested AIDS and continues to enjoy a healthy life, although he is taking a number of medications aimed at keeping the virus dormant.

This is Dan Quayle's life achievement; he actually managed to prove Einstein wrong.

Why, Anubis, how cheeky of you.

It's like one of those 'Magic Eye' pictures from a few years back. Stare long enough and some dolphins will appear. That, or it could be a copyright indicator.

At least she lived up to her name.

I'm going to miss Peter O'Toole, the last of the great personalities in the style of Errol Flynn. His best ever line, from the movie "My Favorite Year": "I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"

If God can do anything, can he create a rock so big that he cannot lift it? I still love the comedian (forget his name) who states that a religious war is primarily about killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend.

The Weatherkid needs, desperately, to go out and ride his bike, or play in the snow, or something more age appropriate. Methinks we might have the stereotypical American Vidiot on our hands.

I've eaten a lot of Chinese food.

They were poison cigars, let's not be revisionist here.

Been eating a lot of sushi lately, my furry friend?

I prefer Argentina, as Portuguese is too difficult a language to incorporate into my Latin schooling.

Or one below you.

As an American Irish Catholic, I am, and have been as long as I've known the details. ashamed of the esteem and priviledge that the Kennedy family enjoys. Their wealth is the result of criminal activities and their political successes the same. Elitist assholes, the lot. /rant off

Here's a sure thing for 2005, but nobody would let me pick him: