Typhoid Harry

Just for you, special guest...

Actually, I was going to use the headline " Another frog croaks" but thought it wasn't quite PC. ( plus the fact he was born in Algeria ) At the time, Algeria was a French... province (?) I guess is the right word. The US had a military advisory group there when I was a kid, the US Army used the French to prove the effectiveness of armed helicopters in order to defeat the Key West Agreement precluding them from fielding armed aircraft. Wow, sorry, information overload.

I actually attended a few of his (Deadida's) seminars. He was an elitist crackpot. Or is that redundant for a Frenchman?

/patpat...

Useful, isn't it?

Some Rodney nostalgia... I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Life is just a bowl of pits. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. I'm taking SPAM and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

Shooting game. http://www.anothersite.co.uk/news.php?artc=156

Thanks, Anubis! That's what I was after! Well done article about a man the papers here haven't even mentioned yet, to my knowledge...

Yikes! Almost a year to the day. Freakin' uncanny, Boots!

I meant cut and paste the text of the article, Anubis, not the link again. I can't access that link without paying them for a subscription.

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?t...storyID=6422391

Okay, probably old news in the UK, but sheesh! http://www.cheeseracing.org/ I mean, how bored do you have to be to think of this?

Not fair, Anubis, not all of us can access that page and it isn't Googling up elsewhere! Cut and paste it for the continentaly challenged, please? Thx.

Very good, in fact. Level seven will drive you bonkers.

Seriously addictive... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/curveball.php

Their slogan for years was "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee..." sung in a very annoying harmony.

One more story, kind of a curtain call... http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/10/...l?oneclick=true

Okay, punsters, this one's for you. Edmond Haggar http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...eople_haggar_dc

Philosophical thought for the day: Life is a sexually transmitted, terminal disease.

Michael Relph http://www.opinion.telegraph.co.uk/news/ma...0/01/db0101.xml

Well, the Czarina saw something in her, er, him... Strange this came up, (cough), I've recently spent a few hours helping my nephew (he's 14, you figure out the "form") prepare a report on Rasputin and was amazed at the revisionist text he was given to study. A quick trip to my bookshelves and we had that sorted out straight away. Still waiting to see his mark, as I promised to raise hell with his teacher if it isn't a fair one. He disputed several things put forth as "history" with citations of even more relevant history.

And, of course, Richard Nixon was not a crook. I know because I heard him say it. You'd like to think one wouldn't speak ill of the dead, but then you wouldn't want to ask me about my maternal grandmother, either.

Okay, I've been waiting to let somebody else have it long enough. Perhaps this campaign never made it to the UK: Somebody doesn't like Sara Lee.

Nigel Nicolson http://www.opinion.telegraph.co.uk/news/ma...9/24/db2401.xml (My, aren't I the cosmopolitan one these days? )

I think Jimmy Carter will outlive the majority of us all. I'm constantly seeing him on the tube, building houses, gardening, etc...