Jeremy Corbyn

Trevor Petty must be nearly 100 now?

Kim still seemingly in good health - active regularly on both Twitter and Instagram and looks easily ten years younger than her age (79 soon). Got a few years left in her yet I feel

Ah RIP - first thread success for me. That's one more than any electoral successes I've had

American singer Trini Lopez turned 80 last year, famous for his version of 'If I had a Hammer'. Just researched him and it looks like he's still active, but not entirely sure

Dennis Skinner for the 2021 deathlist? Will be 89 and has been pretty much invisible since before he lost his seat over a year ago now - this followed an operation he had. Sadly can't see him living much past 90

Cricketing legend, much better than Geoffrey Boyc*nt

Classic Emmerdale ITV3

He's not going anywhere in the next ten years, we're better off looking at Theresa May

The UK death rate is simply horrific. Doris and the cabinet simply have to take the blame for their poor leadership and Keir Starmer has to stop supporting them.

Good old Vera trying to keep Britain positive through such a hard time.

I do like porridge for breakfast, a lovely thing to eat whilst sitting on my garden fence, along with muesli occasionally.

Think he'll be a goner not long after his birthday in June.

Serves him right, the jug eared bastard... um sorry, I mean of course I send him all the best for quick recovery. Yeah, of course, if you believe that you'll believe anything, even that I actually supported Remain!

Definitely not a landslide sadly, but Labour's excellent manifesto and our great team of campaigners will see us gain seats without a doubt; I reckon we'll get between 280-285

I am indeed fully behind Mr Sanders

I think Rosalynn will go before him

Such sad news, I was a big fan of his music. Sadly I can't say the same for his long lost relative Nick Clegg but that's for another time. Johnny was a music legend, me and Diane will miss him a lot when we drink our cans of Mojito on the train together. RIP

The Grim Reaper is about to make a big mistate by choosing the wrong Clegg; why can't it be his long lost cousin Nick instead?

I predict that we will take every single seat that we contest in Brussels and every council seat in the locals bar one (Finchley), because they used to vote for the evil old witch Thatcher as their MP

Don't worry everyone, Corbs is coming to the rescue and will save everyone from the dreaded Brexit

I have a feeling he has already died but there hasn't been an announcement yet. Diane told me earlier while we were sharing a can of Mojito on the train

My psychic powers tell me that he's going to live to 100, so he should be fine until 2021

#Oh, Pierre Cardin.... Oh Pierre Cardin....# I wonder if he's a socialist?

Not going anywhere, maybe one for 2025 or later but definitely not for 2020

Fiona should resign immediately