Jeremy Corbyn

His chips were my favourite thing about him

He looked very different on the trailer for I'm a Celebrity earlier, I must say the sex change has been very successful and he looks a lot better for it

Visited my good friend Paul Flynn yesterday; pleased to say he is slowly recovering but as a post says above, he will sadly be retiring from parliament very soon. He is one of the best parliamentarians the House of Commons has ever seen and he should be commended for his fantastic service

David Jason perhaps? He didn't look great on the Pride of Britain awards last week, although he may be one for 2020 as he is still relatively active

Ah right, she's a very likely candidate for 2019 then

This is a weak and wobbly government far from the strength and stability that Theresa May promised at last year's election. It is very clear that this deal will not benefit working people in any way whatsoever; the Labour Party and I will be voting against it without a doubt as it does not meet our six tests.

Leah Bracknell; sadly she can't go on much longer now that her cancer has reached the final stages (although I hope I'm wrong as she is a great television actress)

Happy belated birthday Dame June Whitfield a great comedy actress

Philip is a racist bastar.... oh sorry, I meant to say that I'm sure he's a very nice man privately but I completely disagree with the constitution of the British monarchy. But mark my words, he will make 105 without a doubt

This is my favourite Death list thread

Former Eastenders actress Mona Hammond who played Blossom Jackson from 1994 to 1997 and again in 2010 will be 84 next year. Perhaps someone to consider? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mona_Hammond

Donald Trump won't win a second term - you heard it here first

Now that me and the Labour Party are open to the possibility of a second referendum on the final deal depending on what Theresa May brings back to parliament, what do you think our chances are of winning the next general election?

Ooh I say!

Thank you Theresa is like Madusa - I wouldn't want to ask her to join because I'd be too scared of being turned to stone

Philip Hammond's career should be considered for next year's list, especially if me and John have anything to do with it

58 today one of the best professional footballers of all time

Released his most recent album in 2014, but can't find anything more up to date than that.

I'm sure you'll all be happy to know (or maybe not, depending on your political views) that I am in perfect health and in no danger of leaving this mortal coil anytime soon. Similarly, if I become PM the UK will not be leaving the EU anytime soon!!! HA HA HA HA!

Thank you, thought it was about time for me to join

Don't think she's going anywhere in the next few years. Is she left-wing I wonder?

Theresa May should be considered I reckon. She seems to be under a lot of stress for a supposedly "strong and stable" Prime Minister. She should take up bike riding