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4-Dec 52 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream +4 50 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 36 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 31 Emeli Sande — Heaven 30 Bastille — Pompeii 22 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason -6 18 George Ezra — Paradise 18 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger 16 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 09 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 02 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy

4-Dec 56 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 48 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 44 Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) 38 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman 38 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 35 TLC - No Scrubs 34 Bran Van 300 - Drinking in L.A. +2 33 The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl +2 28 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 25 Catatonia - Mulder and Scully  24 Kula Shaker - Sound of Drums 24 U2 - Sweetest Thing 23 2Pac - Changes 22 Blockster - You Should Be 21 The Corrs - What Can I Do (Tin Tin Out Remix) 20 Sash! - La Primavera 20 Tatyana Ali ft. Will Smith - Boy You Knock Me Out 20 Britney Spears - Sometimes 20 Bob Marley Vs Funkstar De Luxe - Sun Is Shining 20 ATB - Don’t Stop! 20 A1 - Everytime/Ready or Not 20 Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You 17 Bryan Adams ft. Melanie C. - When You’re Gone 11 Will Smith - Gettin’ Jiggy wit It 08 The Tamperer featuring Maya - If You Buy This Record (Your Life Will Be Better) 05 Billie - Honey to the Bee -6

Mom's a deadie.

Charli XCX at the OVO Hydro in Glasgow. Wow. Wow wow wow wow. Telling my grandkids I was there. Charli will be the first to admit that she's not a good singer and relies on autotune, but her lack of raw talent meant nothing here. That was the best crowd I've ever seen (I'm full of superlatives for this one; it was really, really good). She had no backup dancers, no groundbreaking staging gimmicks, the budget was spent on 2 big wrinkled curtains and a showerhead, yet she had the crowd in the palm of her hand for the entire runtime. I'm proud of my city. I've also never seen so many members of the LGBT community in one space. A twink came up to me and told me I look like Paramore guitarist Taylor York. Then, I went to a club with 7 new lesbian friends and watched strippers in chartreuse green outfits pouring water over each other to the tune of "you wanna guess the colour of my underwear". I did 31,000 steps tonight.

Tue 3 Dec 48 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream 46 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 35 Emeli Sande — Heaven 32 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason -6 29 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 26 Bastille — Pompeii 22 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger 19 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy +4 18 George Ezra — Paradise 18 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 11 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 06 James Bay — Hold Back The River

Tue 3 Dec 51 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 44 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 44 Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) 36 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 34 The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl 33 TLC - No Scrubs +3 32 Bran Van 300 - Drinking in L.A. 29 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman 25 2Pac - Changes 24 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 24 Kula Shaker - Sound of Drums 24 Catatonia - Mulder and Scully  24 U2 - Sweetest Thing 24 Blockster - You Should Be… 21 The Corrs - What Can I Do (Tin Tin Out Remix) +1 20 Sash! - La Primavera 20 Tatyana Ali ft. Will Smith - Boy You Knock Me Out 20 Britney Spears - Sometimes 20 Bob Marley Vs Funkstar De Luxe - Sun Is Shining 20 ATB - Don’t Stop! 20 A1 - Everytime/Ready or Not 20 The Tamperer featuring Maya - If You Buy This Record (Your Life Will Be Better) 19 Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You 17 Bryan Adams ft. Melanie C. - When You’re Gone 17 Will Smith - Gettin’ Jiggy wit It 11 Billie - Honey to the Bee -5 11 Billie - She Wants You -1 10 Vengaboys - Kiss (When the Sun Don’t Shine)

Mon 2 Dec 46 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 44 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 40 Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) 32 The Tamperer featuring Maya - If You Buy This Record (Your Life Will Be Better) 32 Bran Van 300 - Drinking in L.A. +2 31 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman 30 The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl 30 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 28 TLC - No Scrubs 24 Blockster - You Should Be… 24 2Pac - Changes +2 22 Kula Shaker - Sound of Drums 21 Catatonia - Mulder and Scully  20 Will Smith - Gettin’ Jiggy wit It 20 Sash! - La Primavera 20 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 20 The Corrs - What Can I Do (Tin Tin Out Remix) 20 U2 - Sweetest Thing 20 Bryan Adams ft. Melanie C. - When You’re Gone 20 Tatyana Ali ft. Will Smith - Boy You Knock Me Out 20 Britney Spears - Sometimes 20 Bob Marley Vs Funkstar De Luxe - Sun Is Shining 20 ATB - Don’t Stop! 20 A1 - Everytime/Ready or Not 18 Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You 16 Billie - Honey to the Bee -4 16 Billie - She Wants You -2 14 Wyclef Jean - Gone till November  14 911 - Private Number  14 Vengaboys - Kiss (When the Sun Don’t Shine)

02/12/2024 48 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 41 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 41 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 35 Emeli Sande — Heaven 32 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream 26 Bastille — Pompeii 24 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 23 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy +4 21 George Ezra — Paradise 21 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger 16 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 15 James Bay — Hold Back The River 01 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling -6

I'm not playing this year. I can proudly say I won last year, by not leaving the house. This year, to save me from tears, I'm getting a life.

1/12/2024 44 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 36 Emeli Sande — Heaven 36 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 36 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 29 Bastille — Pompeii 28 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream 26 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy +4 25 George Ezra — Paradise 25 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger 22 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 16 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 14 Adele — Skyfall 13 James Bay — Hold Back The River 09 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling -6 05 Years & Years — Shine

1/12/2024 45 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 44 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 40 The Tamperer featuring Maya - If You Buy This Record (Your Life Will Be Better) 36 Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) 33 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman 28 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 28 Bran Van 300 - Drinking in L.A. +2 26 The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl +2 26 TLC - No Scrubs 23 2Pac - Changes 20 Will Smith - Gettin’ Jiggy wit It 20 Sash! - La Primavera 20 Kula Shaker - Sound of Drums 20 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 20 The Corrs - What Can I Do (Tin Tin Out Remix) 20 U2 - Sweetest Thing 20 Bryan Adams ft. Melanie C. - When You’re Gone 20 Billie - She Wants You 20 Blockster - You Should Be… 20 Tatyana Ali ft. Will Smith - Boy You Knock Me Out 20 Billie - Honey to the Bee 20 Britney Spears - Sometimes 20 Bob Marley Vs Funkstar De Luxe - Sun Is Shining 20 ATB - Don’t Stop! 20 A1 - Everytime/Ready or Not 20 Vengaboys - Kiss (When the Sun Don’t Shine) 20 Catatonia - Mulder and Scully 17 Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You 14 Denise & Johnny - Especially for You -6 14 Wyclef Jean - Gone till November 14 911 - Private Number 06 Touch and Go - Would You…?

Fastest filling of roster: 45 minutes – 2024 1 hour – 2022 1 hour, 52 minutes – 2020 2 hours, 13 minutes – 2021 3 hours, 2 minutes – 2023 5 hours, 32 minutes – 2019 10 hours, 54 minutes – 2016 11 hours, 9 minutes – 2017 11 hours, 18 minutes – 2018

The other week I was added to about 20 Messenger groupchats run by big-bazonkered women. I would receive one message each day from these women. All the advice says you should turn off message requests from strangers, but just last night I received a nice message from a Canadian cousin who I wasn't Facebook friends with. I blocked all the bots, but their daily messages would still pop up, so I had to leave all of the groups manually. They stopped popping up after 2 days. The same thing happened to me in 2018/19. Curiously, all of the real people added to the groups are young men. What kind of list has Meta put me on? Are these bots targeting British men aged 16-30 in particular, or do they just think I'm a massive pornbrained gooner willing to give out my credit card info to Lexie Pussyinbio?

This thread lay dormant for 40% of his life.

Sat 30 Nov 54 Pet Shop Boys — Always On My Mind 46 Pink Floyd — Another Brick In The Wall 39 Tom Jones — Green, Green Grass Of Home 37 Rage Against The Machine — Killing In The Name +6 34 Girls Aloud — Sound Of The Underground 33 Wham! - Last Christmas 31 Mud — Lonely This Christmas 29 The Flying Pickets — Only You 21 Danny Williams — Moon River 18 Shakin’ Stevens — Merry Christmas Everyone 17 The Human League — Don’t You Want Me 16 Whitney Houston — I Will Always Love You 16 Dave Edmunds — I Hear You Knocking  15 Michael Andrews & Gary Jules — Mad World 12 Benny Hill — Ernie 09 Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie — Rockabye -9

Sat 30 Nov 34 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 32 Emeli Sande — Heaven 32 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 31 Bastille — Pompeii 29 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 29 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 28 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy 25 Years & Years — Shine +4 24 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream 24 George Ezra — Paradise 24 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger 22 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 20 Adele — Skyfall 19 James Bay — Hold Back The River 15 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling -6 12 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 04 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart

Sat 30 Nov 36 Stereophonics - The Bartender and the Thief 34 Shania Twain - That Don’t Impress Me Much 32 Lauryn Hill - Doo Wop (That Thing) 32 The Tamperer featuring Maya - If You Buy This Record (Your Life Will Be Better) 26 Fatboy Slim - Gangster Trippin 26 Bran Van 300 - Drinking in L.A. +4 25 Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like a Woman 24 TLC - No Scrubs 22 The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl 22 2Pac - Changes 22 Catatonia - Mulder and Scully 20 Will Smith - Gettin’ Jiggy wit It 20 Sash! - La Primavera 20 Kula Shaker - Sound of Drums 20 Lutricia McNeal - Stranded 20 Savage Garden - To the Moon and Back 20 The Corrs - What Can I Do (Tin Tin Out Remix) 20 U2 - Sweetest Thing 20 Bryan Adams ft. Melanie C. - When You’re Gone 20 Billie - She Wants You 20 Denise & Johnny - Especially for You 20 Blockster - You Should Be… 20 Tatyana Ali ft. Will Smith - Boy You Knock Me Out 20 Whitney Houston - It’s Not Right but It’s Okay 20 Billie - Honey to the Bee 20 Britney Spears - Sometimes 20 Bob Marley Vs Funkstar De Luxe - Sun Is Shining 20 ATB - Don’t Stop! 20 A1 - Everytime/Ready or Not 20 Vengaboys - Kiss (When the Sun Don’t Shine) 17 911 - Private Number 16 Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You 14 Wyclef Jean - Gone till November 14 Touch and Go - Would You…? 12 Wildchild - Renegade Master 08 Five - Got The Feelin’ -6 06 Will Smith - Miami

@theoldlady to Vengaboys:

29-Nov 46 Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind 40 Rage Against The Machine — Killing In The Name 39 Pink Floyd — Another Brick In The Wall 36 Girls Aloud — Sound Of The Underground 35 Tom Jones — Green, Green Grass Of Home 32 Mud — Lonely This Christmas 31 Wham! - Last Christmas 28 The Flying Pickets — Only You 23 Benny Hill — Ernie +1 21 Danny Williams — Moon River 21 Shakin’ Stevens — Merry Christmas Everyone 20 Michael Andrews & Gary Jules — Mad World 18 Whitney Houston — I Will Always Love You 18 Dave Edmunds — I Hear You Knocking 18 Emile Ford & The Checkmates — What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For?  18 Frankie Laine — Answer Me 18 The Human League — Don’t You Want Me 12 Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie — Rockabye -6 11 Jackie Wilson — Reet Petite 10 East 17 — Stay Another Day

Fri 29 Nov 34 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 31 Bastille — Pompeii 31 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 29 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 28 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy +2 27 Emeli Sande — Heaven 27 Years & Years — Shine +2 26 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 24 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream 24 Adele — Skyfall 24 George Ezra — Paradise 23 James Bay — Hold Back The River 23 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger 21 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling 20 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 12 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 11 Aloe Blacc — I Need A Dollar 09 Emeli Sande — Next To Me -6 08 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart I heard this a year before "Something Just Like This", and have always preferred it. Peaked at #16.

Fri 29 Nov 32 Stereophonics- The Bartender and the Thief 28 Lauryn Hill- Doo Wop (That Thing) 28 The Tamperer featuring Maya- If You Buy This Record (Your Life Will Be Better) 27 Shania Twain- That Don’t Impress Me Much 27 Shania Twain- Man! I Feel Like a Woman 22 Fatboy Slim- Gangster Trippin 22 TLC- No Scrubs 22 Bran Van 300- Drinking in L.A. 22 The Chemical Brothers- Hey Boy Hey Girl +4 21 2Pac- Changes 21 Catatonia- Mulder and Scully 20 Will Smith- Gettin’ Jiggy wit It 20 Sash!- La Primavera 20 Kula Shaker- Sound of Drums 20 Lutricia McNeal- Stranded 20 Savage Garden- To the Moon and Back 20 The Corrs- What Can I Do (Tin Tin Out Remix) 20 U2- Sweetest Thing 20 Touch and Go- Would You…? 20 Bryan Adams ft. Melanie C.- When You’re Gone 20 Billie- She Wants You 20 Denise & Johnny- Especially for You 20 Blockster- You Should Be… 20 Tatyana Ali ft. Will Smith- Boy You Knock Me Out 20 Whitney Houston- It’s Not Right but It’s Okay 20 Billie- Honey to the Bee 20 911- Private Number 20 Britney Spears- Sometimes 20 Bob Marley Vs Funkstar De Luxe- Sun Is Shining 20 ATB- Don’t Stop! 20 A1- Everytime/Ready or Not 20 Vengaboys- Kiss (When the Sun Don’t Shine) 15 Robbie Williams- Let Me Entertain You 14 Five- Got The Feelin’ 14 Wyclef Jean- Gone till November 08 Boyzone- Every Day I Love You -6 11 Celine Dion & R. Kelly- I’m Your Angel 11 Will Smith- Miami 09 Vengaboys- We Like to Party! (The Vengabus) 08 Cleopatra- Cleopatra’s Theme 08 Wildchild- Renegade Master ‘98 08 Boyzone- Every Day I Love You -6

Thu 28 Nov 24 Lauryn Hill- Doo Wop (That Thing) 22 The Chemical Brothers- Hey Boy Hey Girl 22 Shania Twain- Man! I Feel Like a Woman 22 Bran Van 300- Drinking in L.A. +2 21 TLC- No Scrubs +1 21 Shania Twain- That Don’t Impress Me Much +1 20 Wildchild- Renegade Master ‘98 20 Catatonia- Mulder and Scully 20 Will Smith- Gettin’ Jiggy wit It 20 Robbie Williams- Let Me Entertain You 20 Sash!- La Primavera 20 Kula Shaker- Sound of Drums 20 Wyclef Jean- Gone till November 20 Lutricia McNeal- Stranded 20 Savage Garden- To the Moon and Back 20 The Corrs- What Can I Do (Tin Tin Out Remix) 20 Fatboy Slim- Gangster Trippin 20 U2- Sweetest Thing 20 Touch and Go- Would You…? 20 The Tamperer featuring Maya- If You Buy This Record (Your Life Will Be Better) 20 Stereophonics- The Bartender and the Thief 20 Bryan Adams ft. Melanie C.- When You’re Gone 20 Billie- She Wants You 20 Denise & Johnny- Especially for You 20 Blockster- You Should Be… 20 Tatyana Ali ft. Will Smith- Boy You Knock Me Out 20 2Pac- Changes 20 Whitney Houston- It’s Not Right but It’s Okay 20 Vengaboys- We Like to Party! (The Vengabus) 20 Billie- Honey to the Bee 20 911- Private Number 20 Britney Spears- Sometimes 20 Bob Marley Vs Funkstar De Luxe- Sun Is Shining 20 ATB- Don’t Stop! 20 A1- Everytime/Ready or Not 20 Boyzone- Every Day I Love You 20 Vengaboys- Kiss (When the Sun Don’t Shine) 17 Celine Dion & R. Kelly- I’m Your Angel 17 Will Smith- Miami 14 Five- Got The Feelin’ -6 14 Cleopatra- Cleopatra’s Theme

28-Nov 37 Rage Against The Machine — Killing In The Name 37 Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind 36 Mud — Lonely This Christmas 34 Pink Floyd — Another Brick In The Wall 31 Tom Jones — Green, Green Grass Of Home 30 Girls Aloud — Sound Of The Underground 30 Wham! - Last Christmas +1 27 Benny Hill — Ernie 23 The Flying Pickets — Only You 21 Michael Andrews & Gary Jules — Mad World 21 Danny Williams — Moon River 21 Shakin’ Stevens — Merry Christmas Everyone 21 Dave Edmunds — I Hear You Knocking 20 Frankie Laine — Answer Me 20 Johnnie Ray — Just Walkin’ In The Rain 20 Emile Ford & The Checkmates — What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For? 20 Elvis Presley — Return To Sender 20 Whitney Houston — I Will Always Love You 19 The Human League — Don’t You Want Me 17 Jackie Wilson — Reet Petite 15 Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie — Rockabye 14 Conway Twitty — It’s Only Make Believe -6 14 Michael Jackson - Earth Song  14 East 17 — Stay Another Day  12 Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman — Somethin’ Stupid

Thu 28 Nov 27 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 26 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy 26 Bastille — Pompeii 25 Emeli Sande — Heaven 25 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 25 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 24 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream 24 Adele — Skyfall +4 23 Years & Years — Shine 23 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like Jagger 23 George Ezra — Paradise 22 James Bay — Hold Back The River 22 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 21 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling 20 Aloe Blacc — I Need A Dollar 20 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 18 Chainsmokers & Coldplay — Something Just Like This 14 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 14 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart 13 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 10 Nicki Minaj — Starships 06 Sia — Cheap Thrills 06 Dua Lipa — Don’t Start Now 05 Maroon 5 — Maps -6

Oh, I always thought the science centre was class (I haven't been since S1). I've never had the chance to go up the tower.