Clorox Bleachman

We have a similar tower in Glasgow. It's been closed for 12 of its 23 years of existence due to technical issues.

27/11/2024 24 Years & Years — Shine 24 Katy Perry — Teenage Dream +4 22 Nicki Minaj — Starships 21 Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera — Moves Like 0Jagger 21 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 20 Aloe Blacc — I Need A Dollar 20 Emeli Sande — Heaven 20 Sia — Cheap Thrills 20 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart 20 Dua Lipa — Don’t Start Now 20 Bastille — Pompeii 20 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 20 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 20 Adele — Rolling In The Deep 20 George Ezra — Paradise 20 James Bay — Hold Back The River 20 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy 20 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 20 Adele — Skyfall 20 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 19 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling 18 Hozier — Take Me To Church 17 Chainsmokers & Coldplay — Something Just Like This 14 Maroon 5 — Maps -6 14 Emeli Sande — Next To Me

Wed 27 Nov  65 George Ezra — Paradise 51 Dua Lipa — Don’t Start Now +4 50 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart 04 Marshmello ft. Bastille — Happier -6

Wed 27 Nov 74 No Doubt - Just a Girl 56 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 56 Faithless - Insomnia +4 44 Suede - Trash 35 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 17 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law -4 17 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity -2

Wed 27 Nov 31 Bob The Builder — Can We Fix It? 30 Mud — Lonely This Christmas 30 Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind 28 Benny Hill — Ernie 28 Wham! — Last Christmas 27 Rage Against The Machine — Killing In The Name 27 Tom Jones — Green, Green Grass Of Home 26 Girls Aloud — Sound Of The Underground 24 Pink Floyd — Another Brick In The Wall 22 The Flying Pickets — Only You 22 Whitney Houston — I Will Always Love You 21 Danny Williams — Moon River 21 Shakin’ Stevens — Merry Christmas Everyone +1 20 Michael Andrews & Gary Jules — Mad World 20 The Human League — Don’t You Want Me 20 Al Martino — Here In My Heart 20 Frankie Laine — Answer Me 20 Johnnie Ray — Just Walkin’ In The Rain 20 Conway Twitty — It’s Only Make Believe 20 Emile Ford & The Checkmates — What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For? 20 Elvis Presley — Return To Sender 20 Dave Edmunds — I Hear You Knocking 20 Jackie Wilson — Reet Petite 20 Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman — Somethin’ Stupid 19 Michael Jackson — Earth Song 14 Winifred Atwell — Let’s Have Another Party -6 17 East 17 — Stay Another Day 12 Slade - Merry Christmas Everybody 11 Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie — Rockabye

No, but she's old and wrinkly and crinkly and smells.

This can't be accurate, a trusted source informs me that Ruth langsford mother will pass away later this year.

So sorry to be a points scrooge, but I'm invoking rule 3 for this undeserving lot... 26/11/24 29 Rage Against The Machine — Killing In The Name 28 Pet Shop Boys — Always On My Mind 28 Bob The Builder — Can We Fix It? 27 Tom Jones — Green, Green Grass Of Home 25 Wham! — Last Christmas 24 Whitney Houston — I Will Always Love You 24 Mud — Lonely This Christmas 24 East 17 — Stay Another Day 24 Benny Hill — Ernie 24 Girls Aloud — Sound Of The Underground 22 Michael Andrews & Gary Jules — Mad World 22 Pink Floyd — Another Brick In The Wall 21 Slade — Merry Xmas Everybody 21 Michael Jackson — Earth Song +1 20 Al Martino — Here In My Heart 20 Frankie Laine — Answer Me 20 Winifred Atwell — Let’s Have Another Party 20 Johnnie Ray — Just Walkin’ In The Rain 20 Conway Twitty — It’s Only Make Believe 20 Emile Ford & The Checkmates — What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For? 20 Danny Williams — Moon River 20 Elvis Presley — Return To Sender 20 Dave Edmunds — I Hear You Knocking 20 The Flying Pickets — Only You 20 Shakin’ Stevens — Merry Christmas Everyone 20 Jackie Wilson — Reet Petite 20 Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman — Somethin’ Stupid 16 Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie — Rockabye 15 The Scaffold — Lily The Pink 13 The Human League — Don’t You Want Me 11 Renée & Renato — Save Your Love -6 09 Dickie Valentine — Christmas Alphabet

Tue 26 Nov 70 No Doubt - Just a Girl 58 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 52 Faithless - Insomnia +4 46 Suede - Trash 43 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 27 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law -6 25 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity

26-Nov 61 George Ezra — Paradise 40 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart 33 Dua Lipa — Don’t Start Now +4 32 Regard — Ride It 24 Marshmello ft. Bastille — Happier 12 Calvin Harris & Rag’n’Bone Man — Giant -6 04 Ariana Grande — No Tears Left To Cry

If this were 2007 then maybe. Otherwise, no. I think James Hong could get picked if he threatens 100, but he must be one of the healthiest 95-year-olds we've seen.

Not one I'm terribly familiar with, although I know most of those. I saw the name, had to check if he was related to Pretty Little Liars actress Troian Bellisario, and sure enough, she's a nepo baby his daughter (50 years younger).

Should be left off until 2026. We've had too many stage IV cancer names debut too early in recent years. We already have Linda Nolan and James Whale. KEEP THEM!!

Also, can we call it Advent Avalanche? I don't know why it changed to Advent Game, but Avalanche just sounds more whimsical and over-the-top and that's the energy we need.

Mon 25 Nov 41 George Ezra — Paradise 36 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart 27 Dua Lipa — Don’t Start Now 24 Regard — Ride It 22 Marshmello ft. Bastille — Happier 20 Calvin Harris & Rag’n’Bone Man — Giant 18 Billie Eilish — Bad Guy +2 16 Ariana Grande — No Tears Left To Cry +2 15 Meduza ft. Goodboys — Piece Of Your Heart 11 Ramz — Barking 06 Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus & Lana Del Rey — Don’t Call Me Angel -6

Mon 25 Nov 23 Girls Aloud — Sound Of The Underground +3 23 Rage Against The Machine — Killing In The Name +1 22 Wham! — Last Christmas 20 Al Martino — Here In My Heart 20 Frankie Laine — Answer Me 20 Winifred Atwell — Let’s Have Another Party 20 Johnnie Ray — Just Walkin’ In The Rain 20 Conway Twitty — It’s Only Make Believe 20 Emile Ford & The Checkmates — What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For? 20 Danny Williams — Moon River 20 Elvis Presley — Return To Sender 20 Tom Jones — Green, Green Grass Of Home 20 Dave Edmunds — I Hear You Knocking 20 Benny Hill — Ernie 20 Jimmy Osmond — Long Haired Lover From Liverpool 20 Slade — Merry Xmas Everybody 20 Mud — Lonely This Christmas 20 Johnny Mathis — When A Child Is Born 20 Pink Floyd — Another Brick In The Wall 20 St Winifred’s School Choir — There’s No One Quite Like Grandma 20 The Human League — Don’t You Want Me 20 Renée & Renato — Save Your Love 20 The Flying Pickets — Only You 20 Shakin’ Stevens — Merry Christmas Everyone 20 Jackie Wilson — Reet Petite 20 Pet Shop Boys — Always On My Mind 20 Whitney Houston — I Will Always Love You 20 Mr Blobby — Mr Blobby 20 East 17 — Stay Another Day 20 Michael Jackson — Earth Song 20 Bob The Builder — Can We Fix It? 20 Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman — Somethin’ Stupid 20 Michael Andrews & Gary Jules — Mad World 20 Clean Bandit ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie — Rockabye 14 Dickie Valentine — Christmas Alphabet -6 14 The Scaffold — Lily The Pink

24-Nov 35 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart 33 George Ezra — Paradise 26 Calvin Harris & Rag’n’Bone Man — Giant 25 Dua Lipa — Don’t Start Now 24 Billie Eilish — Bad Guy 20 Ramz — Barking 20 Regard — Ride It 19 Marshmello ft. Bastille — Happier 19 Ariana Grande — No Tears Left To Cry +4 15 Meduza ft. Goodboys — Piece Of Your Heart 14 Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus & Lana Del Rey — Don’t Call Me Angel -6 12 Aitch — Taste

Five-time prime minister, but spent less time in office than Gordon Brown. I didn't know Vanuatu had so many political scandals.

23/11/2024 30 Billie Eilish — Bad Guy 26 Ariana Grande — No Tears Left To Cry 25 Calvin Harris & Rag’n’Bone Man — Giant 24 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart 23 George Ezra — Paradise 22 Dua Lipa — Don’t Start Now +4 21 Meduza ft. Goodboys — Piece Of Your Heart 20 Ramz — Barking 20 Aitch — Taste 20 Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus & Lana Del Rey — Don’t Call Me Angel 20 Regard — Ride It 19 Marshmello ft. Bastille — Happier 12 Little Mix ft. Nicki Minaj — Woman Like Me 06 Kygo & Whitney Houston — Higher Love -6 06 Travis Scott — Highest In The Room Sorry but this is a tune. The Future Nostalgia album will always remind me of the end of a pretty good decade, and the optimistic start of a fucking shocker of a decade.

There was a question on The Chase tonight about his instrument of choice (the contestant answered violin).

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her", I think.

22/11/24 28 Ariana Grande — No Tears Left To Cry 23 Billie Eilish — Bad Guy +3 23 Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus — Nothing Breaks Like A Heart +1 22 Dua Lipa — Don’t Start Now 22 Calvin Harris & Rag’n’Bone Man — Giant 21 Meduza ft. Goodboys — Piece Of Your Heart 20 Ramz — Barking 20 Aitch - Taste 20 Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus & Lana Del Rey - Don’t Call Me Angel 20 Regard — Ride It 19 Marshmallow ft. Bastille — Happier 15 Travis Scott — Highest In The Room 15 Little Mix ft. Nicki Minaj — Woman Like Me 14 George Ezra — Paradise 14 Kygo & Whitney Houston — Higher Love -6 14 Drake ft. Michael Jackson — Don’t Matter To Me

Snow Strippers, one again at Queen Margaret Union in Glasgow. It was -5°C outside, but no snow. Up-and-coming electronic duo from Detroit. Kind of the perfect culmination of influences for me, as an enjoyer of trance music, the 'indie sleaze revival' thing happening this year, and an obscure genre called witch house that I know way too much about because I was on the wrong side of the internet when I was 13. Extremely loud, almost non-stop, tightly packed, lots of jumping up and down. I love my hair being half way down my back now because it just flies fucking everywhere. The folk behind me, maybe not so much. No in-focus photos to share because it was so intense.

22nd November 92 Rag’n’Bone Man — Human 64 Chainsmokers & Coldplay — Something Just Like This 62 The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk — Starboy +4 48 Sia — Cheap Thrills 43 Justin Timberlake — Can’t Stop The Feeling 10 Ariana Grande — One Last Time 06 Kungs vs Cookin’ On 3 Burners — This Girl 06 Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna — This Is What You Came For 03 Chainsmokers ft. Daya — Don’t Let Me Down -6

I'm not defending him, but at least there isn't a Wikipedia article with 238 sources called "John Prescott sexual misconduct allegations". Unlike someone else...