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Listed as dead on Gerontology Wiki Added to the 'dead of 2018' list on Gerontology Wiki Wikipedia's spazzing out Dodgy census record Dodgy census record No solid sources so far. There's no doubt that she has indeed carked it, but we'll have to wait until the GRG confirms it, still no word from them. That could take a matter of days. Either way, her obit chances are non-existent.

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I agree. The BBC (Newsbeat) gave an obit to a 13-year-old from the YouTube family Bratayley, who at the time had a million subs. TotalBiscuit has more than twice that and they've reported on him before for non-cancer related reasons.

Iso Nakamura, world's '5th oldest living person', is apparently dead. The reason I'm not saying she "has died" is because she seems to have been dead since November 23rd, yet somehow nobody outside her area noticed for 158 days. She's been mentioned here before; if you were thinking of picking her in the future then too bad, she didn't even make the 2018 starting line. It goes without saying she didn't celebrate her 115th birthday, and she was only the 71st oldest ever rather than 45th, and she was the 8th oldest living rather than 5th oldest living. Major cock-up on behalf of the the people supposed to announce her death. Her local death notice in Japanese:

BBC reporter Ahmad Shah and AFP photographer Shah Marai both killed in separate bombings in the city of Kabul. BBC

The comparison. If these weren't on the same day then she might be a vampire...

Aye but it's not a recent video. The interview segment looks exactly the same as the one on her 110th birthday, and at the 110 club they're saying this might've been filmed as early as 2012. When you translate the article from the Japanese it makes reference to problems with her foot, so she probably can't walk properly any more (yes, I have been known to snoop about the 110 Club forums, shamefully).

Is it just me or is she starting to resemble that Swedish nutter who tried to off herself on Motorway Cops?

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That's been chosen by @ajlposh. Check the sweepstakes thread, I think the next 7 days are all taken.

1st of May. If he's responding well to treatment then a week sounds about right.

Oops, thought she would count. Edited.

My first proper deadpool! 1. Leah Bracknell 2. Dame Tessa Jowell - d. May 12th 2018 3. Stefán Karl Stefánsson - d. August 21st 2018 4. John McCain - d. August 25th 2018 5. George H W Bush - d. November 30th 2018 6. Kirk Douglas 7. Rosalynn Carter 8. Charlotte Rae - d. August 5th 2018 9. Judith Kerr 10. Chiyo Miyako - d. July 22nd 2018 11. Jane Morgan 12. Mahathir Mohamad 13. John Paul Stevens 14. Doug Ellis - d. October 11th 2018 15. Delphine Gibson - d. May 9th 2018 16. John Franzese 17. Lee Iacocca 18. Stephen Fry 19. Kate Bornstein 20. Chris Tarrant 21. Katherine Jackson 8/21 dead 2090 pts

Robbie Turner from RPDR Season 8 claims to have walked away from a serious drunk driving accident which her Uber driver "did not survive". However Seattle Police, hospitals in the Seattle area and Uber have no record whatsoever that the crash happened. It took her a whole 21 hours to recover from the trauma before she went back to tweeting inspirational quotes. Oh, and the obligatory promotion of her upcoming show...

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