Great Uncle Bulgaria

Rosalynn Carter off the subs' bench, Shame MacGowan on....

Tom Lehrer

40 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 39 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 39 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger 35 Brandy & Monica — The Boy Is Mine -3 35 Madonna — Ray Of Light +1 30 The Beautiful South — Perfect 10 29 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone 29 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 27 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 26 Blur — Tender 24 Jay-Z — Hard Knock Life 24 Ann Lee — 2 Times 24 Phats & Small — Turn Around 24 Tin Tin Out ft. Emma Bunton — What I Am +1 22 Spice Girls — Stop +2 22 Shaft — (Mucho Mambo) Sway 21 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 21 Five — Everybody Get Up 20 Backstreet Boys — All I Have To Give 20 Busta Rhymes — Turn It Up / Fire It Up 20 Sash! ft. Tina Cousins — Mysterious Times 20 T-Spoon — Sex On The Beach 20 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World 20 911 — More Than A Woman 20 Another Level ft. Ghostface Killah — I Want You For Myself 20 The Corrs — Runaway 20 The Offspring — Why Don't You Get A Job? 20 The Wiseguys — Ooh La La 20 Whitney Houston — My Love Is Your Love 20 Steps — Love's Got A Hold Of My Heart 20 Terrorvision — Tequila 18 Eminem — My Name Is 14 E-17 — Each Time -3 14 DJ Jean — The Launch 14 Five — If Ya Gettin' Down 11 Steps — Better Best Forgotten 08 George Michael — Outside 06 Five — Until The Time Is Through

18.11.2023 40 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 37 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 36 Madonna — Ray Of Light 36 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger 36 Brandy & Monica — The Boy Is Mine 28 The Beautiful South — Perfect 10 26 Tin Tin Out ft. Emma Bunton — What I Am +2 26 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone 25 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 25 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 24 Ann Lee — 2 Times 24 Blur — Tender 24 Spice Girls — Stop +2 23 Phats & Small — Turn Around 22 Jay-Z — Hard Knock Life 22 Shaft — (Mucho Mambo) Sway 21 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 20 Backstreet Boys — All I Have To Give 20 Busta Rhymes — Turn It Up / Fire It Up 20 Sash! ft. Tina Cousins — Mysterious Times 20 T-Spoon — Sex On The Beach 20 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World 20 911 — More Than A Woman 20 Another Level ft. Ghostface Killah — I Want You For Myself 20 The Corrs — Runaway 20 Steps — Better Best Forgotten 20 The Offspring — Why Don't You Get A Job? 20 The Wiseguys — Ooh La La 20 Whitney Houston — My Love Is Your Love 20 Steps — Love's Got A Hold Of My Heart 20 Five — If Ya Gettin' Down 20 DJ Jean — The Launch 20 Terrorvision — Tequila 17 E-17 — Each Time 17 Five — Everybody Get Up 15 Five — Until The Time Is Through 14 George Michael — Outside 14 Eminem — My Name Is 10 Will Smith — Just The Two Of Us  10 Will Smith — Will 2K 00 S Club 7 — S Club Burial -6

17.11.2023 37 Madonna — Ray Of Light +1 36 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 36 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 35 Brandy & Monica — The Boy Is Mine 30 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger 24 The Beautiful South — Perfect 10 24 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 24 Tin Tin Out ft. Emma Bunton — What I Am 24 Terrorvision — Tequila 24 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone 23 Spice Girls — Stop +3 22 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 22 Jay-Z — Hard Knock Life 22 Blur — Tender 21 Shaft — (Mucho Mambo) Sway 21 Phats & Small — Turn Around 21 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 20 Backstreet Boys — All I Have To Give 20 Busta Rhymes — Turn It Up / Fire It Up 20 Will Smith — Just The Two Of Us 20 Sash! ft. Tina Cousins — Mysterious Times 20 T-Spoon — Sex On The Beach 20 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World 20 911 — More Than A Woman 20 George Michael — Outside 20 Another Level ft. Ghostface Killah — I Want You For Myself 20 The Corrs — Runaway 20 Steps — Better Best Forgotten 20 The Offspring — Why Don't You Get A Job? 20 The Wiseguys — Ooh La La 20 Whitney Houston — My Love Is Your Love 20 Steps — Love's Got A Hold Of My Heart 20 Five — If Ya Gettin' Down 20 DJ Jean — The Launch 20 Ann Lee — 2 Times 17 E-17 — Each Time 17 Five — Everybody Get Up 17 Five — Until The Time Is Through 16 Will Smith — Will 2K 16 Puff Daddy ft. Jimmy Page — Come With Me 11 Steps — One For Sorrow 11 Bamboo — Bamboogie 09 Eminem — My Name Is 08 S Club 7 — S Club Party -6

16/11/23 32 Madonna — Ray Of Light +2 30 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 30 Brandy & Monica — The Boy Is Mine 28 Fatboy Slim — Right Here, Right Now 26 The Beautiful South — Perfect 10 26 Spice Girls — Stop +2 26 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 26 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger 23 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone  22 Terrorvision — Tequila 22 Jay-Z — Hard Knock Life 21 Phats & Small — Turn Around 21 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 20 Blur — Tender 20 Backstreet Boys — All I Have To Give 20 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 20 Busta Rhymes — Turn It Up / Fire It Up 20 Will Smith — Just The Two Of Us 20 Sash! ft. Tina Cousins — Mysterious Times 20 Steps — One For Sorrow 20 Five — Everybody Get Up 20 T-Spoon — Sex On The Beach 20 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World 20 911 — More Than A Woman 20 George Michael — Outside 20 Five — Until The Time Is Through 20 Another Level ft. Ghostface Killah — I Want You For Myself 20 The Corrs — Runaway 20 Steps — Better Best Forgotten 20 The Offspring — Why Don't You Get A Job?  20 The Wiseguys — Ooh La La 20 Whitney Houston — My Love Is Your Love 20 Steps — Love's Got A Hold Of My Heart 20 Five — If Ya Gettin' Down 20 Shaft — (Mucho Mambo) Sway  20 DJ Jean — The Launch 20 S Club 7 — S Club Party 20 Ann Lee — 2 Times 20 Tin Tin Out ft. Emma Bunton — What I Am 20 Will Smith — Will 2K 18 Puff Daddy ft. Jimmy Page — Come With Me 17 Eminem — My Name Is 17 Bamboo — Bamboogie 17 E-17 — Each Time -3 13 R Kelly — If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time 08 Will Smith ft. Dru Hill & Kool Moe Dee — Wild Wild West 03 Fat Les — Vindaloo -3

15/11/2023 24 Fatboy Slim — Right Here Right Now 24 Stardust — Music Sounds Better With You 24 Brandy & Monica — The Boy Is Mine 22 Blur — Tender 22 Spice Girls — Stop +2 22 Madonna — Ray Of Light +2 22 Jay-Z — Hard Knock Life 20 Bamboo — Bamboogie 20 Backstreet Boys — All I Have To Give 20 Natalie Imbruglia — Big Mistake 20 Busta Rhymes — Turn It Up-Fire It Up 20 Mousse T — Horny 20 Fat Les — Vindaloo 20 Pras Michel ft. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya — Ghetto Superstar 20 Will Smith — Just The Two Of Us 20 Sash! ft. Tina Cousins — Mysterious Times 20 Steps — One For Sorrow 20 Five — Everybody Get Up 20 T-Spoon — Sex On The Beach 20 Beautiful South — Perfect 10 20 Brandy ft. Mase — Top Of The World 20 911 — More Than A Woman 20 George Michael — Outside 20 E17 — Each Time 20 Five — Until The Time Is Through 20 Another Level / Ghostface Killah — I Want You For Myself 20 Terrorvision — Tequila 20 Corrs — Runaway 20 Steps — Better Best Forgotten 20 Cartoons — Witch Doctor 20 Phats & Small — Turn Around 20 Offspring — Why Don't You Get A Job? 20 Wiseguys — Ooh La La 20 Madonna — Beautiful Stranger 20 Whitney Houston — My Love Is Your Love 20 Will Smith ft. Dru Hill & Kool Moe Dee — Wild Wild West 20 Steps — Love's Got A Hold Of My Heart 20 Five — If Ya Gettin' Down 20 DJ Jurgen Presents Alice DeeJay — Better Off Alone 20 Shaft — (Mucho Mambo) Sway 20 DJ Jean — The Launch 20 S Club 7 — S Club Party 20 Ann Lee — 2 Times 20 R Kelly — If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time 20 Tin Tin Out ft. Emma Bunton — What I Am 20 Will Smith — Will 2K 20 Artful Dodger ft. Craig David — Re-Rewind 14 Puff Daddy ft. Jimmy Page — Come With Me 14 Boyzone — I Love The Way You Love Me -6 11 Geri Halliwell — Look At Me 11 Eminem — My Name Is So much boyband crap, so few downvotes available... Have corrected FatBoy Slim's total from previous voter

15/11/2023 70 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn 52 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 46 The Cardigans — Lovefool 43 Blur — Song 2 30 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping +4 05 Underworld — Born Slippy -6

I've no idea who half of them are, so my opinion is of little consequence. Having said that, Carter.

14/11/2023 69 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn 51 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 43 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping +2 41 Blur — Song 2 +2 32 The Cardigans — Lovefool 24 Underworld — Born Slippy -6 14 Gala — Freed From Desire 14 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life

yep.

67 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn 50 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 39 The Cardigans — Lovefool 38 Blur — Song 2 35 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping +4 27 Underworld — Born Slippy -3 22 Gala — Freed From Desire 19 Kula Shaker — Hush -3 21 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 06 Supergrass — Richard III

12/11/23 65 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn +2 50 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 45 Blur — Song 2 +1 32 Underworld — Born Slippy 31 Chumbawamba— Tubthumping +1 27 The Cardigans — Lovefool 24 Supergrass — Richard III  23 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 24 Gala — Freed From Desire  18 Kula Shaker — Hush -6 9 The Bluetones — Slight Return

10/11/23 53 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn 46 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 45 Blur — Song 2 +2 38 Underworld — Born Slippy 30 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador 30 Supergrass — Richard III 30 The Cardigans — Lovefool 27 The Bluetones — Slight Return 26 Kula Shaker — Hush 26 Gala — Freed From Desire 23 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 18 Robert Miles — Children 16 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping +2 14 Dario G — Sunchyme -6

09/11/23  43 Natalie Imbruglia — Tom +4 43 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 42 Underworld — Born Slippy 42 Blur — Song 2 35 The Bluetones — Slight Return 33 The Cardigans — Lovefool 31 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador -2 30 Supergrass — Richard III 28 Gala — Freed From Desire 28 Kula Shaker — Hush 28 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 24 Robert Miles — Children 21 Dario G — Sunchyme -2 21 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping 11 Sash! — Encore Une Fois -2

8/11 45 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn +2 45 Underworld — Born Slippy 41 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 40 Blur — Song 2 38 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador 32 The Cardigans — Lovefool 30 Kula Shaker — Hush 29 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 28 The Bluetones — Slight Return 27 Robert Miles — Children 27 Gala — Freed From Desire 27 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping +1 26 Supergrass — Richard III 23 Dario G — Sunchyme -3 13 Toni Braxton — Un-Break My Heart +1 12 Sash! — Encore Une Fois 09 Mark Snow — The X-Files -3

7/11/2023 49 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn 40 Underworld— Born Slippy 38 Blur — Song 2 +2 38 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping +2 37 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador 35 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 35 The Cardigans — Lovefool 34 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 29 Robert Miles — Children 28 Kula Shaker — Hush 27 The Bluetones — Slight Return 26 Supergrass — Richard III 25 Gala — Freed From Desire 24 Dario G — Sunchyme -6 23 Mark Snow — The X-Files 18 Toni Braxton — Un-Break My Heart 17 Sash! — Encore Une Fois 11 George Michael — Spinning The Wheel

6/11/2023 51 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn 47 Underworld — Born Slippy 37 Robert Miles — Children 32 Blur — Song 2 +2 34 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador 33 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 33 The Cardigans — Lovefool 32 Mark Snow — The X-Files 27 Kula Shaker — Hush 27 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 26 The Bluetones — Slight Return 25 Sash! — Encore Une Fois 25 Gala — Freed From Desire 24 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping 23 George Michael — Spinning The Wheel 22 Dario G — Sunchyme 22 Supergrass — Richard III 19 Toni Braxton — Un-Break My Heart +2 15 Warren G ft. Adina Howard — What's Love Got To Do With It -2 15 George Michael — Star People '97 06 No Mercy — Where Do You Go -2 06 Kula Shaker — Hey Dude -2

5/11 52 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn +4 38 Underworld — Born Slippy 38 Blur — Song 2 33 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping 31 Robert Miles — Children 30 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador 30 Mark Snow — The X-Files 29 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 28 Kula Shaker — Hush 27 The Cardigans — Lovefool 26 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 25 Sash! — Encore Une Fois 25 The Bluetones — Slight Return 23 Gala — Freed From Desire 23 George Michael — Spinning The Wheel 22 Dario G — Sunchyme -3 21 George Michael — Star People '97 20 Supergrass — Richard III 19 Toni Braxton — Un-Break My Heart 17 Warren G ft. Adina Howard — What's Love Got To Do With It 16 Los Del Río — Macarena 14 Sash! ft. La Trec — Stay 14 Kula Shaker — Hey Dude 11 Warren G — I Shot The Sheriff -3 10 No Mercy — Where Do You Go

4/11//2023 44 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn 38 Underworld — Born Slippy 36 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping +1 35 Blur — Song 2 +1 32 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador 30 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 28 Mark Snow — The X-Files 27 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 26 Kula Shaker — Hush 25 Dario G — Sunchyme 25 Sash! — Encore Une Fois 25 The Cardigans — Lovefool 24 The Bluetones — Slight Return 24 Toni Braxton — Un-Break My Heart 23 Robert Miles — Children 23 Gala — Freed From Desire 21 George Michael — Spinning The Wheel 21 George Michael — Star People '97 20 Kula Shaker — Hey Dude 20 Warren G ft. Adina Howard — What's Love Got To Do With It 20 Sash! ft. La Trec — Stay 20 Supergrass — Richard III 16 Warren G — I Shot The Sheriff 14 No Mercy — Where Do You Go 12 Los Del Río — Macarena +2 11 Backstreet Boys — Quit Playing Games (With My Heart) -3 10 Robbie Williams — Old Before I Die 08 Fugees — No Woman, No Cry -3

3/11/23 35 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn+1 32 Underworld — Born Slippy 30 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping 29 Blur — Song 2 +1 28 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador 26 Mark Snow — The X-Files 26 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 25 Sash! — Encore Une Fois 24 Kula Shaker — Hush 24 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 23 The Cardigans — Lovefool 23 Robert Miles — Children 23 The Bluetones — Slight Return 22 Toni Braxton — Un-Break My Heart 22 Supergrass — Richard III 21 George Michael — Spinning The Wheel 21 Gala — Freed From Desire 21 George Michael — Star People '97 21 Dario G — Sunchyme 20 Kula Shaker — Hey Dude 20 Warren G ft. Adina Howard — What's Love Got To Do With It 20 Backstreet Boys — Quit Playing Games (With My Heart) 20 No Mercy — Where Do You Go20 Sash! ft. La Trec — Stay 19 Warren G — I Shot The Sheriff 16 Boyzone — Baby Can I Hold You / Shooting Star -4 15 Robbie Williams — Old Before I Die 14 George Michael — You Have Been Loved / The Strangest Thing '97 14 3T — Anything 11 Boyzone — Isn't It A Wonder  10 Robbie Williams — Freedom 10 Los Del Río — Macarena +2 08 3T ft. Michael Jackson — Why 06 Fugees - No Woman No Cry -2

None of my 19 women got pregnant last year (or indeed this), not helped by the fact that 2 of them turned out to be lesbians. However I caught part of Blankety Blank the other night (there's an admission) and there was the talentless Moffat woman announcing her pregnancy and thereby proving me right, albeit a year too late.

2.10.23 28 Natalie Imbruglia — Torn +4 24 Chumbawamba — Tubthumping 24 Underworld — Born Slippy 20 Bluetones — Slight Return 20 3T — Anything 20 Robert Miles — Children 20 Mark Snow — The X-Files 20 Manic Street Preachers — A Design For Life 20 Peter Andre — Mysterious Girl 20 Robbie Williams — Freedom 20 Los Del Rio — Macarena 20 George Michael — Spinning The Wheel 20 Kula Shaker — Hey Dude 20 Warren G ft. Adina Howard — What's Love Got To Do With It 20 Fugees — No Woman, No Cry 20 Toni Braxton — Un-Break My Heart 20 Backstreet Boys — Quit Playing Games (With My Heart) 20 No Mercy — Where Do You Go 20 Warren G — I Shot The Sheriff 20 Sash! — Encore Une Fois 20 Kula Shaker — Hush 20 Boyzone — Isn't It A Wonder 20 Supergrass — Richard III 20 Blur — Song 2 20 Robbie Williams — Old Before I Die 20 George Michael — Star People '97 20 Cardigans — Lovefool 20 The Verve — Bitter Sweet Symphony 20 Sash! ft. Rodriguez — Ecuador 20 Gala — Freed From Desire 20 George Michael — You Have Been Loved / The Strangest Thing '97 20 Dario G — Sunchyme 20 Oasis — Stand By Me 20 Sash! ft. La Trec — Stay 20 Boyzone — Baby Can I Hold You / Shooting Star 16 Boyzone — Picture Of You -4 14 3T ft. Michael Jackson — Why 06 Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocelli — Time To Say Goodbye -2

1/11/23 06:46 hrs 60 Supergrass — Alright / Time 59 Pulp — Common People 47 Kylie Minogue — Confide In Me 33 Ace Of Base — The Sign 17 Crash Test Dummies- Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm -2 17 Corona — The Rhythm Of The Night -2 17 U2 — Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me -2 17 Queen — Heaven For Everyone +2 17 Pulp — Mis-Shapes / Sorted For E's And Wizz +2 Evened things up nicely at the bottom (entirely consistently with my previous posts before anyone complains)

Tues 31/10 59 Pulp — Common People +1 59 Supergrass — Alright / Time 43 Kylie Minogue — Confide In Me 36 Ace Of Base — The Sign 34 Crash Test Dummies — Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm 23 Queen — Heaven For Everyone +1 19 Pulp — Mis-Shapes/ Sorted For E's And Wizz +2 17 The Stone Roses — Love Spreads 14 Corona — The Rhythm Of The Night -1 14 U2 — Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me 06 Annie Lennox — No More 'I Love Yous' -5