The Great Cornholio

Bullshit he should be on here... Turtles can live up to 250 years old, Mitch has at least 100 years more to go

World's oldest has gotten boring ever since Kane Tanaka died, gonna be ages before we ever hit the 117-119 medium again.

JC

Closed my eyes and wiggled my mouse and l got Dennis Skinner

I'd be more interested to know why DL committee has placed him at no 1 spot when there are terminally ill people on the list

Barker, I think JC may be immortal

12. Winston Churchill 13. Big Bird from Sesame Street 14. You, reading this 15. Your mum 16. Your nan

JC

In before the realisation he's trolling

JC, eventually it'll be the right answer

Why is he staring at his dick?

Bitch, Piss off, Wanker, Bastard and all the others not stated below: From my alcoholic stepdad growing up (I think I knew all these by the time I was 7) Fuck: Was about 7 or 8, saw some kids on the school playground. Me, having been a little shit (not much has changed), decided to steal the football and run around the field while outrunning most of the other kids. All of the kids chased me and one tackled me and said "Give back the fucking ball!" I repeated it to my mum that evening when I was asking her where my fucking football was. Shit: My stepdad asked me to complain to the DJ at a restaurant we were at and tell them their music was shit and to play some Michael Jackson. I fucking complied and I honestly feel bad to this day for the DJ (who was the nicest guy) having to deal with an 8 year old coming up to him and calling his music shit. Arse and Cunt: At the football with my Dad - heard arse at 7 and cunt at around 10 years old (or at least thats the age I acknowledged it while it was being said)

Trump is 77 today Not a real image ik... but I prefer AI Trump over the real one. Hope him and Biden get to play some Minecraft together later :3

Memes were made to be stolen imo, like hes the first guy thats had his meme stolen lmao

JC

Every year his head slowly sinks further into his torso, maybe he's preparing for a role as Mike Kawalski in a live action Monsters Inc?

I'll either vote 3rd party or not vote at all. Tbh I think that we can no longer vote our way out of this mess of a country we live in, just focus on making yourself economically viable and lowkey prepare for the apocalypse

JC

I'd say its karma. Those last 10 years of his life were the most miserable years. He spent half of those years behind bars and the other half living on the outside while being one of the most hated people in the UK. People would probably glare at him whenever they saw him in the street, if not worse. Evidently, it lead to the point where he only left the house to go into his back garden (according to his neighbours) as that'd be the only place he could go outside and not be reminded that he was a monster. On top of that, he died slowly and painfully from neck cancer - while he also watched his wife get sicker and sicker till she was bedridden like him. The press said he couldn't eat anymore so he likely had tubes going in and out of him everywhere. And I think he was conscious through all of it, he was mentally there to bare through all the suffering of his final moments. A quick and easy death would've been too good for him.

Carter

Any obit ideas?

Just found out about this, shame he never got to see the premier or the reception of Ahsoka. Very sad news.

I've heard that theory before, came around when he started sniffing a lot around the time of the 2016 elections. Tbh it wouldn't surprise me. He already stated that the 80s and early 90s were like an STD war zone for him, it's feasible he'd be the kind of guy to do coke from a pornstar's ass imo

But his eating habits are terrible. His usual McDonalds order consists of something like 4 burgers and a milkshake. Obesity is just as bad as being a chain smoker, kinda wish it had the same social stigma.

Found her page, imagine living to see your great x3 grandchild