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  1. Elvis is alive!

    11. Mel Brooks

    When Mel Brooks dies, it will be the funniest funeral ever. It will last for a week and have liberals fainting in the streets.
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    37. Dick Cheney

    Cheney cocks his gun, and says "whose next"?
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Biden has been dead for 3 years already!
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    I am sure he is not in a building other then his home. Hospice care is not just hospitalizatioin. Hospice care are nurses coming to your home to keep tabs on you and make sure your meds are right and to make sure you are comfortable. A lot of time, Hospice Care is for the Family. As in my case with my sister, I was awaiting the Hospice crew every day so I knew that I was doing the job correctly. I am sure no one is waiting for a bed.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    KInd of funny, Its a story about Jimmy and Rosalynn, but 2 pargraphs on Trump?
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    Boy Trump must live in your brain 24/7. How do you make the transaction from Dick Van Dyke going to the gym, to Trump, in one sentance??
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    Tony Bennett

    Thank You Tony for the great music and songs. Life well lived. Good Job!
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Its kind of funny. This is a string about Jimmy Carter, who is currently in hospice, but the last 3 pages have been all about Trump.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Havn't you noticed whats going on in the U.S.? There is already a curse on Biden.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    When Jimmy goes, Biden will be the oldest living president or ex-President.
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    Angela Lansbury

    Everyone says how sad it is that she died. She lived to almost 97, in her sleep, surrounded by family. She had a great life and was admired by so many on this earth. Now she knows the seceret. I say it is a happy day that she finally has shed this mortal coil and is living the life we all dream of. I say, Congratulations Dame Lansdbury, job well done!
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    Jerry Lee Lewis

    Jerry Lee is that type of celebrity that you can't believe is still alive.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I love this picture of her. I always thought of her as stuffy and Holier-Then-Thou, but here she looks like the freindly lady on the corner.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    It actually got me a bit weepish. I am not one to raise up the Royals or one to get sappy. However the speech was so very good. May God Save the King!
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    I was a much bigger fan of hers in her later years, then earlier. say 1980's and 1990's. Either way she deffinetly was a strong woman who gave her life for her country. Althoguh she was fully compensated.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Speaking of people with no intelligence.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    No one listens to Intelligence anymore. If you are not shouting and flying flags and rabbel-rousing, your not heard. Someone with intelligence is considered a nutter.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    It seems that in these days, the only way to accomplish anything is to "shout in everyone's faces". However not sure if thats being a "prick" or not.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Settle down. Its a joke.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    LOL. Thats Terrible! HAHAHAHA
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    My condolenses to all the Queens subjects.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    This just in, MSNBC just said that if the Queen dies today, it's Trumps fault.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    So your saying that the monarchy are the Kardashians of Britain?
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Now I don't want anybody to send me nasty texts. I am just asking a question with no pretense about it. As an American man asking a British citizen. What does the Queen ever done for you? What has the MOnarchy acheived in the last 100 years? Asking for a friend.
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