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  1. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

  2. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Damn this place is filled with assholes.
  3. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Ok, is it possable that the Democratic party is holding back the announcement of Carters death until the election in November? This way, Biden is not the oldest President living? Just a thought. Alls fair in love and war and politics.
  4. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    NO, the only one who would be dumber would be a guy who took this post seriously. Get a sence of humor, and stop insulting everyone who is smarter then you.
  5. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    "When this happens"?? Jimmys been dead for 2 months already. Don't let people fool you. They will report it when the time is right for certain people to benifit.
  6. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    It would go something like this! Mbla tatagnshelof, couldabondas be thr shom. Hahaha, jimmn ya shaid to me thes when thjk. Believe me whna shhmmmba lesss nesman.
  7. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Jmmy Carter just announced his 2024 Presidential Campaign. Says the other guys are too old!
  8. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    May 3rd 2024 8:30 AM 2 for 1 odds
  9. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    A very long explanation of a man who knows trigger words. This is a large word salad that concludes with the ridiculous. I am very sure this indivedual is at best being funny. The actual thought of turning ones thoughts into plant life, although interesting, not something a man like Jimmy Carter would do. I am sure that President Carter is awaiting his reunion with his wife and just hoping it comes soon. Jimmy Carter may have come up short as a U.S. President, but he was a great humanitarian and actually quite inteligent. Lets give him a little more respect than this.
  10. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Poor guy. Im sure he would slit his own throat right now if he had the strength.
  11. Elvis is alive!

    6. Ethel Kennedy

    Oh, Im sorry, I was trying to let everyone elsebesides you know. You shouldn't have been told.
  12. Elvis is alive!

    6. Ethel Kennedy

    See, we were both wrong!
  13. Elvis is alive!

    6. Ethel Kennedy

    I thought she was already dead.
  14. Elvis is alive!

    2. Dick Van Dyke

    My first movie in a theater was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I annoyed my whole family for weeks later still singing the songs from the movie. Still one of my favorites as well as Dick Van Dyke being one of my favorite actors. I hope he lives forever!
  15. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    At this point i am wondering if he really wants to be alive. At his wifes funeral, it looked like he could drop at a slight breeze.
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