Elvis is alive!

NO, the only one who would be dumber would be a guy who took this post seriously. Get a sence of humor, and stop insulting everyone who is smarter then you.

"When this happens"?? Jimmys been dead for 2 months already. Don't let people fool you. They will report it when the time is right for certain people to benifit.

It would go something like this! Mbla tatagnshelof, couldabondas be thr shom. Hahaha, jimmn ya shaid to me thes when thjk. Believe me whna shhmmmba lesss nesman.

Jmmy Carter just announced his 2024 Presidential Campaign. Says the other guys are too old!

May 3rd 2024 8:30 AM 2 for 1 odds

A very long explanation of a man who knows trigger words. This is a large word salad that concludes with the ridiculous. I am very sure this indivedual is at best being funny. The actual thought of turning ones thoughts into plant life, although interesting, not something a man like Jimmy Carter would do. I am sure that President Carter is awaiting his reunion with his wife and just hoping it comes soon. Jimmy Carter may have come up short as a U.S. President, but he was a great humanitarian and actually quite inteligent. Lets give him a little more respect than this.

Poor guy. Im sure he would slit his own throat right now if he had the strength.

Oh, Im sorry, I was trying to let everyone elsebesides you know. You shouldn't have been told.

See, we were both wrong!

I thought she was already dead.

My first movie in a theater was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I annoyed my whole family for weeks later still singing the songs from the movie. Still one of my favorites as well as Dick Van Dyke being one of my favorite actors. I hope he lives forever!

At this point i am wondering if he really wants to be alive. At his wifes funeral, it looked like he could drop at a slight breeze.

When Mel Brooks dies, it will be the funniest funeral ever. It will last for a week and have liberals fainting in the streets.

Cheney cocks his gun, and says "whose next"?

Biden has been dead for 3 years already!