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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Papa Smurf
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    1. Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I am sure he will not die before the Queen. He wants a chance to chase tail again.
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    Peter Sutcliffe

    I was never personally invited to spend time in prison, and I am not sure what they serve prisoners in Britain, but I do know that American prison food is one of the most disgusting cuisines. It should be left to dogs and hogs. I am sure his bulkiness is due to non -activity. I do not believe they require you to move around too much. Especially him. Even gruel will make a man gain weight if he is not active.
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    15. Jimmy Carter

    Actually, I think Carter is an upstanding man. He is a great citizen of these United States. I like him very much. he just didn't make a very good President. TRUMP 2020!
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    17. Jacques Delors

    Because EVERYTHING is racist now. Even what I just said is racist. As that as well, and that..................
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    35. Joanne Woodward

    Or REALLY late August, like September or.......????
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    Ruth Bader Ginsburg

    RBG will probably pack it in, right after Trump gets re-elected. It will be because she cannot hold on for another 4 years, and just give up.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2021

    Bill Cosby, 83, but has probably lost his will to live.
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    William H Gates

    Arrogant idiots, giving me so much exercise to my middle finger.
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    William H Gates

    Doesn't seem like he is noteworthy enough to be on this list. If he is, I just want the committee to know for next year that my Mother-In-Law is turning 90. Maybe she would make the cut for 2021.
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    Leah Bracknell

    They probably did not want to announce her death till after her funeral. Thats my guess anyway.

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