Elvis is alive!

Papa Smurf

I am sure he will not die before the Queen. He wants a chance to chase tail again.

I was never personally invited to spend time in prison, and I am not sure what they serve prisoners in Britain, but I do know that American prison food is one of the most disgusting cuisines. It should be left to dogs and hogs. I am sure his bulkiness is due to non -activity. I do not believe they require you to move around too much. Especially him. Even gruel will make a man gain weight if he is not active.

Actually, I think Carter is an upstanding man. He is a great citizen of these United States. I like him very much. he just didn't make a very good President. TRUMP 2020!

Because EVERYTHING is racist now. Even what I just said is racist. As that as well, and that..................

Or REALLY late August, like September or.......????

RBG will probably pack it in, right after Trump gets re-elected. It will be because she cannot hold on for another 4 years, and just give up.

Bill Cosby, 83, but has probably lost his will to live.

Arrogant idiots, giving me so much exercise to my middle finger.

Doesn't seem like he is noteworthy enough to be on this list. If he is, I just want the committee to know for next year that my Mother-In-Law is turning 90. Maybe she would make the cut for 2021.

They probably did not want to announce her death till after her funeral. Thats my guess anyway.