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  1. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Any day now. Probably this weekend.
  2. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Sources say, he finally acheived his dream. He voted for Roosevelt in early voting oppurtonity. Information was not available if that was Franklin D. or Theadore.
  3. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Weekend at Bernies 3??????
  4. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    All though not on this side of the grass, Elvis will still live in many peoples minds. His songs certainly do.
  5. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    At that time he was still alive. He didn't die unitll 3 months later. If Jimmy had died before Rosalyn, the announcment would have been immediate. Rosalyn would have seen to it.
  6. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    You know its amazing that 10% of people beleive its a world wide conspirecy, and that the world is flat. Nearly 20 % of US beleive that the US govenment had a hand in 9/11, but say that politicans would hold off announcing that a President has died for 9 months is totally ASTOUNDING. You guys need to get your heads out of the sand.
  7. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Rosalyne Carter died November 2023
  8. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    No one wants to beleive me, but Jimmy Carter's been dead since Febuary. They will announce his death a day or 2 before the election. This will give huge sympathy vote for the Democrats when they see Biden and Harris crying. Politicians are nothing but sub-human creatures.
  9. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    It wasn't a "hoax", It was a "leak".
  10. Elvis is alive!

    30. Bob Newhart

    Hes one of my favorites. Good Job Bob. RIP
  11. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

  12. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Damn this place is filled with assholes.
  13. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Ok, is it possable that the Democratic party is holding back the announcement of Carters death until the election in November? This way, Biden is not the oldest President living? Just a thought. Alls fair in love and war and politics.
  14. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    NO, the only one who would be dumber would be a guy who took this post seriously. Get a sence of humor, and stop insulting everyone who is smarter then you.
  15. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    "When this happens"?? Jimmys been dead for 2 months already. Don't let people fool you. They will report it when the time is right for certain people to benifit.
  16. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    It would go something like this! Mbla tatagnshelof, couldabondas be thr shom. Hahaha, jimmn ya shaid to me thes when thjk. Believe me whna shhmmmba lesss nesman.
  17. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Jmmy Carter just announced his 2024 Presidential Campaign. Says the other guys are too old!
  18. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    May 3rd 2024 8:30 AM 2 for 1 odds
  19. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    A very long explanation of a man who knows trigger words. This is a large word salad that concludes with the ridiculous. I am very sure this indivedual is at best being funny. The actual thought of turning ones thoughts into plant life, although interesting, not something a man like Jimmy Carter would do. I am sure that President Carter is awaiting his reunion with his wife and just hoping it comes soon. Jimmy Carter may have come up short as a U.S. President, but he was a great humanitarian and actually quite inteligent. Lets give him a little more respect than this.
  20. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    Poor guy. Im sure he would slit his own throat right now if he had the strength.
  21. Elvis is alive!

    6. Ethel Kennedy

    Oh, Im sorry, I was trying to let everyone elsebesides you know. You shouldn't have been told.
  22. Elvis is alive!

    6. Ethel Kennedy

    See, we were both wrong!
  23. Elvis is alive!

    6. Ethel Kennedy

    I thought she was already dead.
  24. Elvis is alive!

    2. Dick Van Dyke

    My first movie in a theater was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. I annoyed my whole family for weeks later still singing the songs from the movie. Still one of my favorites as well as Dick Van Dyke being one of my favorite actors. I hope he lives forever!
  25. Elvis is alive!

    1. Jimmy Carter

    At this point i am wondering if he really wants to be alive. At his wifes funeral, it looked like he could drop at a slight breeze.
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