Slackhurst Broadcasting

All gone now.

A vocal performance worthy of the late Paul Shane. And if he wore a hairnet he'd look like Ena Sharples.

On the other hand, George Michael didn't announce his.

I suspect that behind the Atlanta shootings is some dispute in the local massage parlour business.

It's perfectly possible that he could drop dead as soon as he gets home.

If he lasts till he makes 100 I think the procedure will be considered a success.

Before antibiotics it was a recognised phase in tuberculosis cases, known as "spes phthisica."

Brian Harvey actually sounds rather more articulate and quicker-thinking than he did when he was younger, I remember hearing an interview where he was defending the taking of Ecstasy and burbling on about "if it's a safe pill, you can take it."

He's worn better than her, at least. 47 and she looks literally twenty years older.

Somehow I don't think the Sun has much concern for the sensitivities of exalted persons - Rupert aside.

Wonder how he'd look if he had to announce that Charles was at death's door?

At his age he could have cancer without being likely to actually die from it, if it was slow-developing.

Ferlinghetti must have been one of the last survivors of the Beat Generation?

With the death of Gene Taylor, Canned Heat now have 20 members listed on Wikipedia as deceased.

Hopefully she won't do that if she's got to make the death announcement.