Slackhurst Broadcasting

Is she carrying her shopping inside that top?

"Disgraced TV presenter Huw Edwards has been expelled from the Gorsedd of the Bards - one of the highest accolades in Welsh public life." Being expelled is one of the highest accolades?

Her British show was on around the time UK talk shows abandoned even a pretence of being about real subjects and turned into freak parades.

So it's less awful than the pictures he's been charged for.

I looked up the definitions of image categories. Category A – Images involving penetrative sexual activity, sexual activity with an animal or sadism Category B – Images involving non-penetrative sexual activity Category C – Indecent images not falling in categories A or B I suppose the dropped-trouser pic would fall into category C, least serious - notwithstanding its nightmarish quality for anyone who's seen him announcing the Queen's death and other state occasions. On the other hand he's plainly involved in the making of that image, and the making of indecent images is a more serious offence than mere possession of them. If he's visible in the A and B pictures he could be in a lot of trouble.

Or 1941 or 1946 or 1950, in descending order of probability. That last date would have her alongside April Ashley as a denizen of Paris' drag underworld when she was 10. When she grins she really looks like a bloke.

Will she really be allowed to take the presidential nomination? Her brains aren't much better than Joe's.

Kind of an "I'm Spartacus" thing?

Seven of the Hill Street Blues main cast gone now, and half a dozen more in their 80s and late 70s. The youngest member is Megan Gallagher (b.1960), she could be the last survivor in a decade or so.

It often doesn't take that long - once people in the club talk about him being removed, a momentum builds up fast. It wouldn't surprise me now if Biden goes suddenly.

Stealers Wheel extinct, at least in their form as a duo (who made their best album, Ferguslie Park).

Eight of them living now - the most ever? Most look like lasting a good few years yet, too. We could have enough to make a football team before long.

As an ex-pm she's got a life pension and eventually a damehood or a seat in the House of Lords. Could become the Ted Heath of the 21st century, sniping at her successors for decades to come.

His legs are hanging down like Kermit's used to on the Muppet Show.

There used to be a guy on Youtube who had about 10 videos up, all of the same thing: him in a kitchen, standing with his back to the camera in tight trousers and riding boots, farting. I think he was French. Anyway his channel was deleted for violating community standards. I remember Youtube wanting adult verification a few times years ago, but then it seemed to go away.

The last survivor of the main cast from Dr Terror's House of Horrors, now he's caught the train for Bradley too. (I have to admit the first thing I thought of was his early parts in British films and TV shows like Gideon's Way and Man In A Suitcase.)

If Major had still been prime minister when Diana died, he'd presumably have been thought too busy. Most likely the job would have gone to a former home secretary or chancellor - Major is both, as well as being ex-pm.

Perhaps this is why he didn't want to spend too much time on D-Day.

The girl who flashed the New York-Dublin portal was on OF too.

The other night I was watching a Youtube video about Samantha Wohlford (Youtuber turned murderer) and thought that these days she'd have been on Onlyfans. But apparently there are plenty of girls on there who don't make much money.

I've just realised I had them mixed up with Paper Lace, who dressed as US civil war soldiers for "Billy Don't Be A Hero," then gangsters for "The Night Chicago Died," and then bikers with matching jumpsuits for "The Black-Eyed Boys"... and then the gimmick ran out of steam. All but one of the hit-making lineup of Paper Lace are still alive, it seems.

A policy pledge to shoot Diane Abbott would probably be a vote-winner.

Brian Phelan was in Big Breadwinner Hog, a heavy credit to some of us.

Perhaps they could bring back National Service with the death penalty for whoever tried to dodge it.

Why on earth didn't they put up some kind of canopy, if he had to announce it outdoors in the rain? Is Rishi going to spend the campaign coughing and sneezing?