DCI Frank Burnside

Fucking deranged

https://www.considerable.com/entertainment/history/president-john-tyler-grandsons/ US President John Tyler born in 1790 still has two grandsons still alive

Otto Von Jizzmark would make a great username

Swayne has such a punchable face. Then again he is a Tory

Can't see what could possibly go even more wrong here.....

Jesus. Eyes are quite sunken. He did have a brush with cancer a few years ago but was under the impression he got over it

Hard to believe this fucknugget is her son

One of my favourite characters in The Bill alongside Frank Burnside and Tosh Lines

Surprising she hasn't smacked him.

Very hard to believe Raab regardless. I mean this is the Foreign Secretary who didn't realise the importance of the Dover Calais crossing

Missed the end of the siege. Was out on the piss and came back in as it was kicking off and fell asleep missing the end of it

Jesus 3 massive heart attacks and he's still going. Is he related to Dick Chaney by any chance

It could be a case of "alive" i.e vegative state

There is defo something up. Too much rumour/chatter for there not to be

If it was merely a broken ankle. Surely they'd have put him in front of the cameras at some stage meeting Generals or whatever

Sticking with Phil The Greek

Former Irish Open Champion and Ryder Cup player John O'Leary https://www.rte.ie/sport/golf/2020/0326/1126583-former-irish-open-winner-john-oleary-passes-away/

Phil the Greek again

https://www.thecaterer.com/news/michel-roux-dies-obituary?utm_source=social

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/the-sad-truth-about-what-will-happen-when-prince-philip-dies.html/