Miracle Aligner

I always thought you were a sensible and fair minded block drol. Turns out your a racist fucking cunt.

0.4m peak for the first day of this bizarre competition. Much higher than it's equivalent normal times competition could dream of and especially high given players involved. For context 0.78m was the peak for last years Tour Championship semi-final on ITV4 between Judd Trump and Ronnie O'Sullivan, on a Thursday evening in March.

He was a Misfit (even though it was a brief tenure). They still have a large and obsessive following, A unique bonus was considered when drawing up the rules, but was deliberately left out to try and encourage less necessitated NYE googling.

I'm going to bed. Someone @me in the morning if this has American situation has descended into some sort of civil war.

Post not relevant due to msc's insane detective work. What I will say is that is one of the nicest tributes I've read from a family member.

5 Years Since Charles Kennedy went to the great commons bar in the sky to meet Alan Clark, Nick Scott, Iain Mills, Fiona Jones, and the many other boozey MPs we don't know about. It seems like the cost of power is alcoholism.

Yeah I think it's ridiculously sad that he's begging for money too. He's destitute though so understand why he would. Anyway to the active players - I'm not saying they're out of practice but the high break is in the low 60s a dozen frames or so in.

The officer who stood by and watched need done for manslaughter.

On in ten minutes. For a bit of context only 10 of the top 128 players have tables at home, and snooker clubs have only just re-opened for professionals. So this might be worth a watch for comedy purposes alone.

I meant a link to the article he's referencing. I don't see a point in linking to an unsourced claim on the forum when someone asks for proof, as that's not proof.

@Octopus of Odstock mentioned it in her thread where the picture was posted, but I can't see a link, sorry.

Olivia's bike riding photo was actually from 13 years ago.

Entrants and Teams Bibliogryphon 1. Ysanne Churchman The Archers 2. June Brown Eastenders 3. Kenneth Cope Eastenders 4. Eileen Derbyshire Coronation Street 5. Leonard Fenton Eastenders 6. Mona Hammond Eastenders 7. John Savident Coronation Street 8. June Spencer The Archers 9. Frank Windsor Eastenders 10. Barbara Knox Coronation Street 11. Bill Treacher Eastenders 12. Barbara Windsor Eastenders 13. Thelma Barlow Coronation Street 14. Fraser Hines Emmerdale 15. Elizabeth Kelly Eastenders 16. Amanda Barrie Coronation Street 17. Mark Eden Coronation Street 18. Timothy West Eastenders 19. William Roach Coronation Street 20. Larry Lamb Eastenders CaptainChorizo 20Mary Ward(aussie actress) 19Ignacio Lopez Tarso 18Ray MacDonnell 17Leonard Fenton 16Johnny Beattie 15Rosita Quintana 14Kenneth Cope 13Nadia Cattouse 12Laura Cardoso 11Ellen Derbyshire 10Ricardo Blume 9Patsy King(aussie actress) 8Michael Craig 7June Spencer 6Sylvia Pinal 5Manuel Ojeda 4Lyn Collingwood 3Elsa Cardenas 2Malcolm Hebden 1Jacqueline Andere The Old Crem 1. Shannen Doherty 2. Barbara Windsor 3. Julie Goodyear 4. Bill Treacher 5. Kenneth Cope 6. Elizabeth Kelly 7. June Spencer 8. Mary Ward 9. Mark Eden 10. Eileen Derbyshire 11. Norman Bowler 12. June Brown 13. Paula Tilbrook 14. Mona Hammond 15. Leonard Fenton 16. Thelma Barlow 17. Barbara Knox 18. Johnny Briggs 19. Lyn Collingwood 20. Elaine Lordan Handrejka 1 . John Savident (Coronation street) 2. Eileen Derbyshire (Coronation street) 3. Malcolm Hebden (Coronation Street) 4. Barbara Windsor (EastEnders) 5. Daniela Westbrook (Eastenders) 6.Darren Newbury (Emergency Ward 10) 7. Dean Sullivan (Brookside) 8. Manila Massey (The Archers, EastEnders, Coronation Street) 9. John Fraser (The Practice) 10. Julie Goodyear (Coronation Street) 11. June Brown (Coronation Street, The Bill, EastEnders) 12. Kenneth Cope (Coronation Street, Brookside) 13.Nadia Cattouse (Angels) 14. Bill Treacher (Eastenders) 15.Mark Eden (Coronation Street) 16.Helen Worth (Coronation Street) 17. Brian Regan (Brookside) 18. Geoff Hinsliff (Coronation Street) 19. Harry Landis (Eastenders) 20. Elaine Lordan (Eastenders) Toast Elaine Lordan Julie Goodyear Ricky Tomlinson Elizabeth Kelly Mark Eden Frank Windsor Norman Bowler Kenneth Cope June Brown Paula Tilbrook Mona Hammond Alan Rothwell Doreen Mantle Trevor Peacock Bill Treacher Bruce Jones Barbara Windsor Bryan Murray Eileen Derbyshire Malcolm Hebden msc 1. June Spencer (Peggy from The Archers) 2. Arnold Yarrow (Mr Bloom in Eastenders, not on Cbeebies) 3. Frank Windsor (Eastenders once, but presumably that counts) 4. June Bland (Newcomers) 5. Christopher Benjamin (Doctors, plus Talons of Weng-Chiang from some time travel show) 6. Lorrae Desmond (Home and Away) 7. Doreen Mantle (several Doctors appearances) 8. Ysanne Churchman (Archers, famous death scene) 9. Don Murray (Knots Landing) 10. Barbara Knox (Rita Tanner) 11. Leon Lissek (Sullivans/Eastenders) 12. William Russell (Ian from Dr Who, also in Corrie) 13. June Brown (Dot) 14. Patsy KIng (Erica in Cell Block H) 15. John Hamblin (Young Doctors, also Quatermass back in the day) 16. Malcolm Hebden (Corrie) 17. Earl Cameron (103 year old, was in Emergency Ward 10) 18. Patricia Greene (Jill Archer) 19. Johnny Briggs (yer man who hated Barlow) 20. Bill Roache (yer Ken Barlow) DeathByArsenic (as you didn't number your picks, I've assumed 1 to 20 rather than the 20 to 1 being used by some others) Tarcisio Meira Laura Cardosa Nathalia Timberg Julie Goodyear June Brown Fernanda Montenegro Lyn Collingwood Patricia Greene Mauro Mendonca Stenio Garcia Ludwig Haas Rhys Parry Jones Eileen Derbyshire Kenneth Cope Richard Wilson Kylie Minogue Jeff Rawle Frank Windsor Prunella Scales Mona Hammond Great Uncle Bulgaria 1 sunetra sarker 2 june brown 3 john mcardle 4 kate fitzgerald 5 macia ashton 6 vince earl 7 david banks 8 Les Dennis 9 Sue Johnston 10 Ricky Tomlinson 11 angela morant 12 bryan murray 13 Tony Scoggo 14 Dicken ashworth 15 noreen kershaw 16 peter christian 17 Annie Miles 18 Brian Regan 19 Alexandra Pigg 20 Barbara Windsor

That's a stupid way of naming places.

I have a team, but I'm unable to PM it to you.

Is this the sort of thing we do not need to add to next years long-list then, committee?

Don't think it does, it's not really weird stuff, and the point is less discuss the article and more righteous outrage at the inaccurate headline.

It's only the 1st.

It's normally a midnight start, but mpfc decided to move it to 9am to make the pool easier to run.

A thread for newspaper articles that clearly designed to get hits off deadpoolers. I'll start with this from the express (yes, I read the express. I'll be getting my Brexit Party membership card soon and be ready to tell you it's gonna to be the hottest summer/coldest winter on record). Hesdline: Monty Don - 'I think I'm dying' - Gardener's World star explains deadly symptoms. Context: as some of you may be aware monty recently took a few weeks off during the pandemic so it would be natural to think this might have something to do with that, nope it's to warble on about a minor stroke he had 12 years ago in 2008. Not entirely as useful for our purposes as that headline would initially suggest.

I've spent the last few minutes trying to think of someone I'd place lower down the list of people I'd want caring for me.... Nope

CLOSED. Masterlist will be put up tomorrow.

Photograph taken on private land in Windsor's grounds before the tossers get all tossery. Olivia de Haviland might have been cycling at 90 but ma'am is horse riding at 94. She's not going anywhere soon....

Sickipedia still exists? And adults read it?

For the interested or just the bored, the Covid Classic Championship League will be shown on ITV4 from 3pm each day from tomorrow until the 11th June.