Miracle Aligner

So I'm up to 1997 on the 70+ update - 460+ names already - and it has to be said, covid has certainly caught a few dozen ex-MPs based on the March to May 2020 deaths I've come across. Unfortunately I've know got the fun tasks of checking the DOB on all those sweet New Labour MPs for 1997 to look forward too....

Didn't the other great American singing poet of misery have an album due about the time he went to meet the old man in the sky?

I'm currently running a re-do on the surviving over 70s list. Up to 1983. (As I know you went bonkers at the 70-75 lot.) Although with the amount of died 2020 dates I've found half the list'll be dead by time I'm done.

A thread for birthdays or confirmation that people are not dead. @Gooseberry Crumble

To be honest past assessment shows that the chances of us finding out someones actually died rather than them just disappearing on this forum are pretty slim.

She's wearing high heels on a bike? To be fair she's good genes. Her old man lived to 96 ad her mommy lived to 89 - back when they were very respectable ages.

Literally further up this page on the 24th May 2020. He died on the 23rd May. As discussed there that now leaves the 1951-55 parliament as a 'dead parliament'. Were 2 away from the 1959-63 parliament becoming a 'dead parliament' with Tom Mitchell and Robert Lindsay although the former of those two is not technically a former MP as he was disqualified and had his election overturned so could only be 1 away. Someone fire off an email to the Torygraph or the Graniuad please, they like this rubbish for obits....

Simping is the position of a man being subservient to a woman, it's often used with negative connotations. Kumbucha is a sweetened black tea usually drank in American and popular with DIY Quacks. To quaff is to drink A tart is someone who sleeps around. I hope that helps translate for you.... Elon Musk.... I mean if your will to sacrify spelling you can get Lone Skum out of it. If not then maybe Sunk Mole or

She had Parkinson's for coming up to 38 years...so yes

To be honest I'm not averse to the theory he died thirty year ago and the palace just replaced him and his doubles with a body double every few years.

Guarantee you the attention seeking cunt will die either the day before or in the middle of the World Snooker Championship so he gets all the 'late great' bollocks from Dennis & friends an a special documentary made despite a career that's thoroughly undeserving of any such recognition. Also read the entire article - he's got Sepsis - so a 1 in 5 shot of the final black.

Yep especially as they're a bugger to read on phones etc.

There's no way the press could keep is death secret. Anyone this would be the perfect time for him to die as he doesn't want any fuss.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52801727 Now he's rushing to re-open everything to bury this..

To be honest I genuinely think this could be the start of the end for Johnson to the point of Starmer winning a landslide in 2024..... It encapsulates everything that people hate about politicians.

It's both the name of the town and the castle in the town, Either way, Cummings is convincing no-one and should resign.

Check the spelling you dyslexic idiot.

I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular just wondering if there's a massive drop off in points below a certain point.

Milos Jakes please

The more interesting part for deadpooling purposes is that he took stents over a triple heart bypass. So don't expect him to make it to his late 80s or 90s....

Do you keep a points rally for the folk who didn't make it onto the list?

First one doesn't seem all that famous. And the second one is the most shaggable 96 year old I've ever seen with the exception of Lauren Bacall if that's a pic from the last 20 years.

He's now 80 and retired due to ill health in 2000 aged 60

Even the Daily Mail are gunning for Cummings.

Is this a medical ailment or the more typical ailment of a 70s pop star and the parent came round and lamped him in the face?