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The World Darts champion, Luke Littler turns 18 today.

Man is awarded £41k in damages after getting a erection for 30 hours 30 hours? He should be paying them!

First FA Cup final I remember was in 1981 - he came on as a sub in the replay IIRC. RIP.

One of the select players to have played for both Matt Busby and Bill Shankly. RIP.

She's dead. That joke didn't nearly work as well as it should have done. Adiministrators, huh!

I wish it was never talk again.

She was great in the TV version of Pinter's The Birthday Party in 1987. RIP.

Tony Mowbray could be making a return to management at West Brom. Little fact: he was born on the day President Kennedy died!

Guardian obit Sadly, Burnside was on the money. Eraserdead.

Del Boy's old flame June in OFAH, was Mum on the Home-Made Xmas Video and was the would-be hip presenter of "Nozin' Around" in The Young Ones. RiP.

Deadpoolers 1 Nolan 0

Dyche sacked Rob Edwards resigns. Three to go!

Yarrow's leaving on a jet plane.

Good riddance to the cunt, a blight on French politics for decades. DeathList are quick on the draw with the obit too!

You're the fucking genius on this forum, pointing out shit, work it out yourself, smart arse.

Snooker MC Alan Hughes, who provided the nickmames for Jimmy White and a certain other snooker champion, has died.

Exactly. He is a listed sex offender. He wouldn't fart without the Police knowing about it. When he dies, we'll know.

Is it too early to offer congratulations to Thatcher for winning DDP '24?

That Keir Starmer has had a rough old year, hasn't he?

Dennis Skinner.

Al-Assad aside, must the oldest aggregate of any DeathList.

Hasn't this happened before? A dead cert for the Drop 40 carking it just as we get to the bells with one team bagging the points?