Lard Bazaar

If your avatar is anything to go by, I wouldn't be too concerned/anxious.... OK, that was completely uncalled for. I did think that it was being rude, then I thought that id got the wrong end of the stick so........... So it WAS a nasty post... Hmmm. Oh, I thought it was funny! Have I got the wrong end of the stick then? I don't think he was being nasty, was he? Were you?

For the first time in his life he can't handle a face off. Well I think he's cutting off his nose to spite his face.

Mary, for one so young you are so cynical! For what it's worth, I quite like them, and I think the fact that they have kept a bank account for his share of royalties ever since he disappeared is commendable. But I do think he's dead.

Please can we put whoever invented wine on the death list, they need to die - they are responsible for me doing unspeakably embarrassing things last night, and for my f**k-off mahoosive headache this morning - bastards. The bloody burger van isn't even open for a big breakfast bap either. w**nkers.

Thanks AtJ, never thought that would happen on FB, Bou and I have both sent requests to join. LB: Yes I see your dilemma, but it's a chance, we might get to see Mr. Scream! That does it, I'm definitely not joining.

In all fairness though, your side started it. Whaddya mean, we started it? Your side are the ones that own the cocks that can't stay in your pants! PS I'm going out on the piss again tonight, so I'll be happy to continue this debate at about 230am, with kebab down my top.

Oh no, Ray Stubbs is a bigger twat AND he can't even read football scores. The man is king of twats. Well, if we're going to have a twat competition, Les Dennis wins hands down.

Happy Birthday! You're younger than me! Bastard!

I assume the Stelling legend will continue on a Saturday? The man is Boss. Not being a football fan I can't really say much about him, although I used to work in a pub with a bunch of Bristol City fans as regulars, and so would be subjected to Sky Sports for the whole afternoon, and he was quite amusing as I recall. However, nobody can match up to Whiteley - I think they should have buried Countdown with him. I was on it, you know. Just in case I've never mentioned it before. Stop f*****g name dropping Lardy. You got thrashed. Get over it woman! Comparing Stelling to Whiteley is like comparing Roast beef to Cat sick. Stelling rules. At reading out football scores, maybe. But at being an absolute twat, nobody beats Whiteley.

Im too ugly for people to see my real face. At least at DL meets im too pissed to care.........much like every other person attending. What, we were all ugly? Speak for yourself, gramps. As for the Facebook thing, it's all groovy and that, but what are we actually going to do on there that we don't already do on here?

I assume the Stelling legend will continue on a Saturday? The man is Boss. Not being a football fan I can't really say much about him, although I used to work in a pub with a bunch of Bristol City fans as regulars, and so would be subjected to Sky Sports for the whole afternoon, and he was quite amusing as I recall. However, nobody can match up to Whiteley - I think they should have buried Countdown with him. I was on it, you know. Just in case I've never mentioned it before.

Daily Telegraph obit for Lady Bliss. Well done - I see she was your joker and a unique pick. And she's got a porn star name if you take Gertrude out of the equation. I know a 'lady' who's surname is Bliss, she really makes a big thing of it 'ooo I'm bliss', dresses up like f*****g Barbie, massive blonde hair, right f*****g dog.

If this report is true why weren't the full details and nature of the baby's injuries revealed in the mainstream media? Was there some editorial judgement that members of the public could not stomach the details? I'm still not sure why the names weren't published. The names of the offenders weren't published as the guilty trio are supposed to be going on trial next year for the abuse of Baby P's sibling, who survived their attentions. However the leak of their names in to the public domain may be seen as prejudicial to a future trial, as well as compromising the identity of the child who lived. Which is exactly what these f*****g morons setting up Facebook groups etc don't understand - they are not helping at all. Don't get me wrong, I am certainly NOT defending the utterly despicable and evil actions of these people, but I am sick to the back teeth of being bombarded with 'join this group' emails calling for them to be hanged, burnt, castrated etc etc - I actually find it quite worrying that these groups can be set up, featuring pictures and personal details of these people, seemingly without any sort of regulation. You seem to be able to set up a group about anything, naming anyone. Surely if the law decreed that their identities should be kept secret, those publishing the details on the internet are in contempt of court?

Good point - can you still see the member list of closed groups, even if you can't actually join them without permission?

Oooo is that asking for trouble though? What about when you get the drive-by ranters here, if they then found a facebook group for us, they would then have real names and locations to go on? Probably highly unlikely I know, but a point to ponder over all the same, I reckon. Wasn't there some sort of big hullabalooh when Emlyn Hughes and Paul Hunter pegged it, I think that was just before my time.

Excellent advice LB, but it would be far tastier, and more nutritious if you cooked the vegetables in a good stock. Gently simmer, no 'draining'. Another thing, did you know that Worcester sauce has nothing to do with the English town? It was in fact named by a Antonio Carluccio, who on tasting it for the first time exclaimed, 'that's the worcester sauce I ever tasted'. Cooking them in the stock, never thought of that, so simple - this is why I'm not a chef Worcester Sauce is the most brilliant invention known to man, I put it in everything - this is why I'm not a chef Go on Windsor, try it - I'm sure LFNs taxes can stretch to a quid out of your student grant for a bag of veg

Unfortunately I have to eat what they put on the menu. The Vegetarians have won their way and it seems to be vegetarian options everyday. That means that our choice is usully limited to either lentil soup (tasteless and bland) or vegetarian Broth (also tasteless and bland). Yesterday it was Broccoli or lentil. We were, however, treated on Monday to Chicken Soup. You be asking, why not buy something other than soup? Answer: The sandwiches are all overpriced, are soggie and generally sh*t. The only other option is to go to the bakers (on campus) and buy a pie. If I were to do the latter, I would put back on the 4 stone I lost over the summer (yes, I did type that last bit with my eyes closed). It could be said that I'm just a fussy bastard. Could you not make your own tasty broth at home and take it in a flask? Get a bag of casserole veg for a quid, boil it up, drain, put some veg stock, worcester sauce, whatever takes your fancy in, whizz with the blender, then chop up some cooked chicken or beef or whatever and chuck it in, sorted. A quid bag of veg will do at least two days worth of soup, depending on how fat you are. It usually lasts me the whole of lunchtime.

sisters, who were screaming

What I wouldn't give for an overly possessive smarmy bastard Are you really eating lentil soup? Why? Lentils are the singularly most pointless object known to man. Apart from Anthea Turner.

On the BBC it says she was discharged a few hours later. Link

I hate to drop this bombshell, but I agree with Banshees on Swayze and Diller.

There's a programme on Sky 3 right now called Killer Squid, in case anybody is remotely interested.

What, you want him to take YOU to Switzerland!!!! We haven't had that have we yet? I look forward to meeting you too MPFC some day soon.... if I can keep out of Switzerland and ration my posts long enough. You won't regret hanging around to meet MPFC, Godot - he's incredibly intelligent, and his capacity for mashed potato is second to none. As for the ongoing debate, I'm obviously missing the intricacies of it as it seems simple - were they famous (fame according to whatever the rules for fame are) before they were ill? Yes - allowed, no - not allowed.