Lard Bazaar

I voted to keep him. I do think he's a complete twat, but I suppose that is one's prerogative. I fully appreciate the comments about the way he treats some of the girls on the forum, as I have been the lucky recipient of a PM or two from him in the past. But you can put him on your PM blocked list and ignore list etc etc. He may have extreme views, but I believe he has the right to express them - if for no other reason than to show us all that he is indeed a total f*****t.

Look you idiot You knew full well who Tony Martin is as you posted about him in 2005 Why don't you take your unfunny, unworthy mindless & time consuming dross and stick it up your arse so far that it makes your head explode The joke of it all is you say you're too busy to do things then you post sh*t here 1,000 times a day & there's no escape for any of us we have to put up with your verbal diahorrea yuckkkkkkkk PS Martin is doomed. I have forseen it. Now's not the time to say I thought Tony Martin was the bloke that shot that burglar up the arse then?

What a palaver.

So do I now.

Am I the only one seeing the amusement of having a brilliant surname like Tautohe Going, but then having forenames like Ken, Sid and Brian?

I always thought NAP was a girl. Why did I think that?

Calm down, old bean, you'll do yourself a mischief. And you read Viz as well then? It's not as funny as it used to be.

Dave Grohl, ex-drummer of Nirvana and now frontman of Foo Fighters, is alive and well, and no sign of dying, just in case anyone was thinking of putting him on their list. How do I know this? I was at Wembley yesterday evening watching him ROCK THE f**k OUT OF THE STADIUM AND IT WAS ALL JOLLY EXCITING! Of course, this post is meant to be informative and helpful, and not just a terrifically sad attempt at gloating that I had an absolutely ROCKTASTIC evening.

My score is 11 - Very Poor. That's probably why he left me. That, and the fact that he can't keep his scabby cock away from OAPs.

How did I know before even looking that the link was going to be from The Sun?

Hi, I'm shagging Lard Bazaar's husband. Sorry - I'm not bitter or anything, but I couldn't resist - although this lady is slightly more attractive than his latest floozy.

I think you'll find that was B B King. Good try though! I thought it was the law that every blues song ever written by anyone had to include the lyric 'woke up this morning'?

I feel your pain. Binmen are the scourge of decent society. Don't dump the rubbish where the bin stands, go and dump it outside the District Council offices. They'll soon pick it up then.

I take it he didn't wake up this morning then.

I beleive he's specifically asked for the casket to be made from "Norwegian Wood"..... He's also asked to be cremated - he's bought a Ticket To Fried.

From what I've read elsewhere on the forum, I imagine your mum does too. Oh no, she looks like Pauline Fowler. But she's probably shagged Henry Kelly, George Roper, Victor Meldrew and Vic Reeves. And all their brothers. And friends.

I am shocked and ashamed to see that I have never posted on the Richard O'Sullivan thread. So here I am doing my bit to keep him at the top of Google. Nothing of note, although he looks a bit like my dad. But then variously throughout his life my dad has also looked like Henry Kelly, George Roper, Victor Meldrew and Vic Reeves.

Nowt like stating the obvious - you'll be telling us next that bears sh*t in the woods!

This is not an online dating agency. I suggest you PM Banshees if you want to get to know each other better. Damn, I was kind of hoping to pull Lord Fellatio.

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