Lard Bazaar

I did, I'm in Wiltshire. It was quite weird, as it got darker all the birds went quiet, and a strange stillness descended. I looked at it through my special glasses.

Wasn't he in Birds of a Feather?

Top marks - I do love this site for giving me excellent words to add to my everyday vocabulary. Bellend is a word that frequents my house, however never have I used it with that particular extension. I will make a point of trying to include it in conversation as often as possible now. I hope you don't mind - imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and all that. Thank you

Blimey, for some reason I thought she was much older than that, at least into her 80s. Ah well, Happy Birthday Liz Lord Bazaar, does every post have to include the word 'Blimey'? Sorry, hadn't noticed that it did, but apologies anyway. And just to be picky, it's Lard, not Lord. I'd love to be of noble ancestry, but I'm not, I'm a fat bastard.

Blimey, for some reason I thought she was much older than that, at least into her 80s. Ah well, Happy Birthday Liz

Your name is: Lard Bazaar Your cheese rating is: Oszczypek Oszczypek is a very old, smoked cheese, made by shepherds living in the Tatra mountains of Poland from unpasteurised sheeps milk. It has a distinctive, slightly salty taste, and its colour various from pale yellow to brown, depending on the duration of smoking. Blimey.

Having looked at this Urban Dictionary, particularly the definition of 'blumpkin', I'm quickly starting to regret ever having asked my original question. Particularly as I necked a double dose of Dulcolax yesterday and am feeling it's rusty-water-like effects today. Hourly.

Erm....................... it is the amalgamation of the two rude words you mention. Thanks I look forward to becoming one.

Forgive my ignorance, but could someone explain the meaning of 'twunt'? I'm guessing it is something to do with reaching 1000 posts, but why 'twunt'? I'm afraid the only thing I can think of is an amalgamation of two rude words, but that doesn't seem the right explanation in the '1000 post' circumstance.

Back to rehab she goes....

And sorry for posting twice in a row, but I just found this Britney checks out of rehab again

'Cos I was going say, it is nice to see that Brittney is keeping her garden tidy as per her recent photos while exiting a car. The bald head might not be fashionable, O'Conner beat her to it, however a bald t**t certainly is What's my husband got to do with this thread?

Actress Janet Blair dead

Paul Gascoigne might be a good shout.

Gosh, I really must get some glasses... I think she will eventually come out of this phase and I don't think she is a serious contender for suicide, although accidental overdose/alcohol related car crash etc is not impossible. I feel that these public shows of weirdness are slightly contrived. But who knows?

Blimey, is this the guy they based Beavis on, he looks just like him. That's not intended to be a caption, by the way, just my own observation.

I've certainly fingered him this year...... And apologies, I did search for 'David Crosby' and one of his own didn't come up, had I searched for just 'Crosby' I would have found the link. Merge away. Merged - [HCW]

Not very well

I admit to knowing nothing, but whenever or wherever someone posts 'I am a lawyer....' it makes me groan out loud. Sorry.

I seem to recall reading somewhere that you can't play a deathlist type game for money because it constitutes gambling or some such guff - or have I just made that up?

Theatre director Steven Pimlott dead.

Joe Edwards, comic bloke has died.

Pan.

I f*****g don't, I look at a bridge and think; 'that's a bridge.' Think it works better my way, despite the fact he's famous. Bugger you've got me worried now MPFC because I look at bridges in the way that Mr Abbott does. I was crossing one yesterday and looked down and that was exactly what I was thinking. I had the dog with me and I was wondering if he would survive (there was about 2 ft of water flowing underneath). Cliff edges, tall buildings all do the same for me - this thought that one step could change everything. I imagine the drop too; it's almost exciting. But I don't imagine the splat. I don't care for the splat much. Too true. If you jump from height into water, you die because your inner organs (eg lungs, aorta, guts) continue to fall rapidly while the rest of you decelerates rapidly. If you jump from a height onto terra firma you die from what is known as a 'burst injury'. All in all there's little, but for an overdose of insulin, that assures a peaceful departure. And, even then, I've known someone survive with terrible brain damage. Suicide - the ultimate act of courage or the complete expression of selfishness? Discuss. I think that's a tricky one. Speaking as one that has wobbled along the tightrope between doing it and not doing it, and who still does peer over the edge of the cliff at the rocks below at times, I think it's an act of complete and utter despair and desperation because you simply cannot see another way out, and you feel that everyone around you will be relieved that they don't have to live with your misery and madness any longer. It would be a blessed relief all round. So in that sense, I don't think it can be construed as selfish, because you're not thinking that way at the time, you're thinking 'if I'm gone, they won't have to deal with my sh*t any longer'. Courage? I think it takes a strange sort of courage to do it. A tricky subject, and one that has any number of different answers, I feel. And on that happy note, I'll go to work. Have a good day everyone!

Ouch. That made me cringe. Just imagine if she was a bit taller, could have had her jugular.