Madame Defarge

As long as the surgeon remembered to stitch up his piehole.

You were deflowered by Pinochet? Oh you poor thing.....go see Edgar at once he will supply comforting comfort to you unless you are otherwise inclined. Err..I think I may need time to heal.

Season's Greetings . There seems to be a winter's harvest around here. Everyone's clogs firmly in place since May, and then 2 in a row (my 2nd hit after being deflowered by the death of Pinochet.)

Mactavish, we hardly knew ye. Since I don't know yet how time behaves or how it is measured in Oogum Biglows, I'll just say I hope Crump returns here soonish....please.

CA. There is a certain element of fantasy and role play about entries here (evidence? well look at the avatars and the names that people give themselves). For example, I have little real interest in Tessa Wyatt and have never stalked anyone. LCR may not even be a member of the minor aristocracy. Some find it amusing, others finds it frustrating that their serious discussion forum has been infiltrated. However, your choice of name suggests (and I may be wrong), that you are grounded in reality - a little concrete even. In which case, it is unlikely that you will appreciate deviation from the avowed intent of naming potential deaths and following their progress. You won't be alone in that. However, for some of us that is as joyless as joining an internet betting shop and we enjoy the peripheral discussion and humour. However, I suspect that there is more to your resentment than you say or are aware of. Whatever, it is fascinating to watch you scent-marking your territory. Indeed it is and well-said, Pooka. Couldn't agree more about the grounded-in-reality folks, except for one queasy afterthought: As I'm sure you realize 'normal' is sometimes just a masquerade, and what we may be perceiving on the internet as a reality based 'concrete' person could be a Jabberwocky with it's eyes aflame dribbling all over a keyboard .... but most likely not of course.

Some very good questions. I will answer as best I can from my POV - and let me emphasize to all, including those who think I am a sanctimonious bore, that this is MY point of view and these are MY opinions. I am not projecting on anyone else. All others may chime in as they see fit. For many women, myself included, the type of "fondness" you have displayed toward Richard O'Sullivan is embarassing. It comes across as an adolescent crush. Most of us have fought to be taken seriously in a man's world, whether it be in or out of corporations and other organizations, and we perceive that kind of obsession as pandering to the lowest common denominator of what it is to be female. I am of the position that there is no man worthy of worship. I suspect that many of the other women on the DL share that position. Hero worship coming from a 14 year old is one thing. A grown woman spouting like that same 14 year old is quite another. Would I slam the door in Alec Baldwin's face if he showed up on my porch? Hell, no, but I'm also not going to spend any time obsessing about him. As far as believing you are not what you appear to be, the history of the DL is full of instances of one or another member assuming a persona to yank the chain of other members. I would prefer to believe you are someone pretending because I really don't want to believe that an otherwise intelligent woman would post some of the things you have posted, but whatever is, is. Lastly, but certainly not least, there is the position that the DL is not a Richard O'Sullivan fan club. I want to know when to put him on a deadpool entry, not what some obsessed fan wants to do to him when she sneaks into Brinsworth House - especially since I've seen a recent picture of him. I suspect some people were totally disgusted by the drivel that was posted when you first came along - I know I was. I also think there was some perception that you had hijacked the thread for a while, and that tends to be resented in an online message board. Do I believe you are what you appear to be? No, but I've been wrong before. One thing I am certain of is that whether or not you are LCR/RdW, you put forth a romantic view of the world that is bound to landslide into hidebound cynics like me. The DL is full of both types - Banshees is most definitely a romantic, while Windsor is most definitely a cynic - and I have noticed that the DL members you have had run ins with have been, for the most part, the cynics. We all have our fans and our non-fans, and there are cliques in DL. In that it is very much like a women's circle, but it isn't a matriarchy. Most of the admin/mods are men. I think that you will find that the women who don't respond positively to you are put off by your one track obsession with Richard O'Sullivan. I will say, though, that you have good taste in movies. So if, as you say, you don't believe I am what or who I appear to be, what makes you think I'm not a 14 year old girl obsessed with Richard O'Sullivan??? I could very easily be just that. But I think my 15 year old son might have a little trouble dealing with that concept. I know you don't really think that. It strikes me as kind of sad that you have become so cynical that you find my devotion to Mr. O'Sullivan embarrassing and nauseating - I can just imagine Alec Baldwin coming by your house and saying, "Hi, I'm Alec Baldwin." and you saying,"Whatever." - as if....it's not so much the devotion you find nauseating, is it, it's more the fact that I chose to write it down where people could read it. As for hijacking the RO'S thread - some people actually liked reading the posts, and said so. So you set yourself "above" the rest of the female population - repression can be a dangerous thing. I'm sure all the DLers could keep a team of shrinks in business for a hundred years or more. Despite all the many reasons I have to truly hate men, I can't ever do that - I love them, and sometimes I say so online. Happens I think that Mr. O is special, that's fine if noone else does. Not my fault if google directs his followers here. As for "sneaking into BH", I'm not insane, nor am I in England. I wrote him one long letter, and have sent two emails - you will not want to hear that he is doing well, but he is. Believe what you will, it matters not to me, I was just curious because TH and Banshees seemed so very anxious for me to join one of your "live chats' and answer my accusers - but since I was not accused to my face, and did not know who was accusing me, I felt this to be pointless, especially in the face of the utterly ridiculous assumptions apparently being made. I saw the "clicks" long ago, I am not a fool, but one could miss them if one didn't go back and read all the endless posts from years ago. As for women having to fight for recognition in a man's world, noone knows more about that than I do - I don't wish to bore anyone with my life story, but suffice it to say that I have spent many a long year fighting not only for that, but for much much more. This is escapism for most people - surely you know that. I don't want to fight with anyone constantly - any "run ins" occurred because a couple of DLers chose to be offensive to me, I merely answered them back. I'm very sorry that the "Kevin Smith" thread was locked and the last few posts were deleted - he was New Zealand's finest and deserved better than that. Anyhoo, glad that one woman on DL credits me with some intelligence, however reluctantly acknowledged. Thanks for your reply, CA. Hello there Clarissa/ Rebecca. If you will, take note of all those little blue boxes by my name there.......See 'em? Those are in place because I, a female , not even a tomboy, bothered to defend you(nastily) against what I felt was an onrush of cheap shots of the kind that are better left behind in chat rooms and ladies' lounges. Feminist rants embarrass me much more than "adolescent crushes" and hey -- didn't you realize? It's okay to be smart, but not too smart, sexy but not too sexy, and better not like or love someone who doesn't meet with the current heart-throb du jour standards. In other words, don't be different. Try to be like everybody else, follow the leader, walk the walk, talk the talk. Atta girl.

Beginning at the end of the alphabet, and having proceeded no further, I present for your consideration Boris Yelstin--age 76 this February, with infarctions and suicide attempts on his resume.

Canadian Paul , you've probably had so many hits that you forget your first. But Pinochet is my very first. I'm deflowered at last. I was one of the 760(!) people at the Rotten Deadpool who picked him. Ummm...on your return flight could you, like, think really hard about Abdel Rachman the blind sheik? Thanking you in advance....

-4. Lame. Accept the fact that Lady Clarissa is a lively and original poster and that you are a boring and sanctimonious old windbag. Time to move on. Pleasant a person, that I am sure Lady Clarrissa is, I don't think even she would claim to be an original poster. No more than Christopher Biggins would claim his portrayal of Widow Twankey were original. Before we move on, can I just say that I enjoy CarolAnn's contributions to this forum. We obviously have a different definition of what is boring, and there is nothing wrong with that. David I agree on both points. There is truly nothing that is completely new under the sun, and we do all have different ideas about what is interesting and what is not. That being said, I feel that Carol Ann has already spoken her piece regarding Lady C., and that enough is enough. I found it a little weird that CA took it upon herself to tell LCR to find another website when she first appeared on the Richard O' thread, especially since CA had not contributed to that particular topic herself. Since she is not a mod or admin, she had no more right to discourage a member from posting than I do. I also thought it was mean-spirited to bring up Lady C again in this topic for no reason. I may be wrong but it sounds like jealousy to me. It sounds petty and bitchy too. Also for the record, whatever Lady C is or is not, she is certainly capable of fighting her own battles and this is just something I had to say because it has been bothering me: There is already way too much policing in our society as it is, without self appointed Guardians of Deathlist getting all crazy and hypersensitive and bullying people on a forum which is supposed to be entertaining. Often the same individuals who are so exquisitely sensitive about their own feelings are the very first to hurt someone else without a moments thought. Every so often it's a good idea to step back a bit and realize that you're not the center of the universe. http://www.ralphmag.org/archyR.html goodnight, er.. morning since it's now 6:00 AM here. M.

-4. Lame. Accept the fact that Lady Clarissa is a lively and original poster and that you are a boring and sanctimonious old windbag. Time to move on.

The debut of Tom, the cocaine sniffing turkey.

Fun-loving vegetarian fitness fanatic seeks same, no smokers please.

Abdelaziz Bouteflika's out.

I don't dislike old Mickey, quite the opposite, but as he's on the list (lord knows why) I'd rather he died to boost our woeful 2006 success rate. He's in today's News cavorting in his pea - green jacket, with Borat. Looks pretty feisty.

Poor Clive------He's come unDunn.

Solzhenitsyn--------cashes his chips in or---if he fattens up before he dies or swells up after death -----finds a coffin that he fits in Suharto say goodbye.

If this is the case, may I please request somewhere with wide doorways. An image wide doorway and all is forming. Godot at the lower right with two bowls of gravy, Tempus on the left, pouring a drink.

Neil Warnock = Colin W**ker or Warlock Nine Steve Irwin = Inverse Wit

Have a Happy Trafalgar Day, everyone! Did Admiral Lord Nelson himself play golf, I wonder? He seems to have done everything else. http://www.nmm.ac.uk/tserver.php?f=F2525.j...mp;legacyResize [Modded to display actual image because it's so cool. -TH]

I got Henry VIII, watch out for my execution I got him too! Only four more wives to go. I'm sorry you two got stuck with that old bastid. I heard he can be a real pain in the neck. **getting coat** I got Van Gogh.

Who is your Dead Celebrity Soulmate? http://www.biography.com/home_page/dead_ce...ty_soulmate.jsp

Not better, just more options: Dead, Kawai Cockett Send ashes up in Rocket Or down your Pocket.

The View. What a ghastly piece of shite. If the networks are going to air something like that , they should name it Shite and have large red letters saying You are Watching Shite at the bottom of the screen to warn the innocent channel surfer. The sound of Barbara Walter's voice alone could probably cause a epileptic seizure in people who are prone to them, but the combined vocal content of the entire crew yapping about who's fat and who's not and empower this and empower that may have killed off a few of my remaining brain cells. I've never actually but I've heard it feels good when you stop. It can't feel as good as when you stop watching The View.

Thank you for the vote of confidence, Madame. Who is LCD? Anyway I hope that my avowed interest is seen as little more than a whimsical fancy taken to its extreme for amusement - mainly my own. Clarissa and Am I dead Yet seem to be altogether more serious in their R O'S obsession. But, as MPFC says, Lady C embodies the unpredictability that makes this site and this thread attractive. This is a site dedicated to death and its prediction. It will inevitably attract the esoteric, the strange and the unconventional and it should welcome them - even if they don't seem able to use paragraphs. To be honest the only thing that chills me to the marrow on this site is the thought that one of its moderators has a senior position in the Boys' Brigade. LCD was either a spelling error, (but of course noone on this thread ever makes those, do they, because they were all public school educated and therefore, would never do that ) or, it was a not-so-subtle dig at me - well done!! To all the snipers out there with tiny penises - not everyone is young and was educated at a time when computers were the normal form of communication - thank the gods for that. Some people don't spend all their time sitting in front of said machines trying to prove something, and hiding behind avatars so noone knows who they are - it's easy to be rude that way, isn't it? How many of you would have the nerve to say these things to each other in person? Yes, you have made me a tad angry - congratulations...well done..but that was, no doubt, your intention. I'm an American and we don't do subtlety or innuendo very well, so I don't even bother to try. (I apologize for the error. I meant to say LCR.) Then I said I thought you and The Pooka were funny and self deprecating. The true meaning of that is I think you and The Pooka are funny and self deprecating. Anyway, pack your bag, being careful not to include any lotions or gels(you can get those at the airport), get on the plane , take Brinsworth House by storm and let nature take its course. I only wish that there was something in my life that I was as passionate about as you are about Dickie. Meanwhile please continue to post here. There are not that many pedantic or small-minded people here, but I wouldn't mind watching you sink the few that do surface from time to time.

Perhaps you need to look up a dictionary - apparently you don't actually know what the word "stalker" means, in relation to The Pooka and I, who are not, in fact, stalkers. On the other hand, you seem to have a good grasp on the "idea" - are you in fact a "closet stalker"?? Here is an amusing link which will explain my interest in stalkers. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...amp;#entry72156 I haven't gotten around to replacing the dictionary yet.