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  1. Madame Defarge

    Osama Bin Laden

    I respect the victim's relative's views, but I don't agree. No matter what course of action was taken with Osama, the Halibut terrorists would have continued to be a threat as long as they have a supply of 12 year old Halibut children and enough ammo to strap onto them. In my opinion, this may continue as long as there is a Western presence in Arab lands, and as long as the U.S. remains committed to Israel.
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    Osama Bin Laden

    I'm pretty sure he is dead. They would have killed him off years ago if declaring him dead was so easy. As coroner I must weigh in I thoroughly examined Bin! And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead!
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    Osama Bin Laden

    He was, in 2002. He was described as 'Arsenal Supporter'.
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    Osama Bin Laden

    Just finished listening to the President's speech. He gave credit to the US Military and also to the counter-terrorists in Pakistan. Apparently, a plan began to come together in August when intelligence reports confirmed Osama's location in Pakistan. Tomorrow Donald Trump will demand to see the death certificate. Sarah Palin will demand to see the body.
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    The "Bodies on the Beach" Serial Killer

    Sticking His Dead in the Sand
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    Picture Association Vii

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    Name Shame?

    I really don't have Time for this.
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    Name Shame?

    I can see the Monty Python sketch right now: circa 1910 bedroom from upstairs/downstairs take-off: Michael Palin to Carol Cleveland: Oh dear, Dear. You have forgotten the Toast, my Dear! This is no time to have forgotten the Toast Dear. in rushes Terry Jones as a butler: Toasted deer? In here? You can't be toasting deer in here, that's the job of the kitchen staff my Grace. in rushes Graham Chapman as a footman: And they will only be toasting deer in the kitchen when deer is in season. in rushes John Cleese in a full chef's garb: Did I hear your Grace wanted some seasoning: in rushes Eric Idle as a Police Inspector Tipple of the Yard: I understand someone has chosen an illegal time of year to shoot and cook a deer! Hic! All: Inspector Tipple of the Yard! Tipple: Don't mind if do! Make it a double! in rushes Terry Gilliam with a sick squid. Her Grace: NO. Not a sick squid. He said an ill eagle. I didn't get to where I am now without taking my tablets...
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    Name Shame?

    Another of life's mysteries solved. Thanks to Spade, Rotten Ali, Paul Bearer, Time, Damon, and everyone else who made this moment possible.
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    Name Shame?

    thank you !!!!!! Excuse my inattention, but who are you the artist formerly known as? Click on the name, view member profile. click on options, then member display name history Ok, Paul Bearer, so I'm probably the only one who doesn't immediately recognize the guy in your avatar. Who is it, if you don't mind telling?
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    Death In The Family

    Love to you and your sister, Lard. My thoughts are with you both, and please continue to post.
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    Michael Gough

    Way to Gough.
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    Charlie Sheen

    It's all over In other news, CBS is rumored to be in talks with Mo Khaddafy's people.
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    Not Seen Any Good Films/movies

    I have one of those: the Great American Classic, 'It's a Wonderful Life' which I think should be renamed 'It's a Terrible Movie'. This is heresy, I know, but I've tried to watch it three times, and gave up after about twenty minutes. I don't plan to try again.
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    Not Seen Any Good Films/movies

    You are correct. Did you know he played Prissy in 'Gone With The Wind'? I haven't seen 'Avatar' either but he's in that one too.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    I play that game regularly on bus journeys with my colleagues. There are two different editions with various dictators. I also have Plague Trumps which is concerned with the lethality etc, of various Bacteria, parasites and Viruses. There is also one called Rauschgiftquartett which has to do with the price, deadliness, popularity and origin of various drugs. Particularly interesting because I wasn't previously aware that there was a kind of sage you could hallucinate from. Price per hit: 0,00 Euro. The bit in that article about splitting them up according to which part of the world they come from and that whoever has no more tyrants in their hand is the winner is utter bollocks. Interestinlgy enough, the tyrants are split up into the following groups: Puppets of the USA, faschists, monarchs, communists, kleptocrats and mass-murderers. After Hitler, the best card to have is Kaiser Wilhelm II. Are there no British tyrants? William I, possibly, except he was a Norman so doesn't count. I don't suppose Henry VIII wasn't very nice to his wives but does that make him a tyrant? I'm not taking the Mel Gibson world view here. Hmmm. Well, there's John Lackland and there's Margaret Thatcher who sort of resembles John Lackland in drag: If you won't accept the Norman, then I doubt you'll want a Pict/Scot in the pack. Shame, because Kenneth MacAlpin was mad, bad, and dangerous to know especially if you were a Pict. Rather good looking though.
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    DL's Video Vault

    I'll see your frog and raise you one love-sick dinosaur. OMG. When I click that link I get to see: I know that my country is governed by a minority govenment backed by a fascist party, but I wasn't aware I already live in a dictatorship that can get Youtube to ban the Dutch from watching certain stuff. Volkert van der Graaf, where are you, now that your country needs you? regards, Hein Ugh, I hate that. I get it too sometimes and we're not even fascist yet. OK so it's a cool song , so see if this link works and look at the Frank the Dino image below. A bit of multitasking required on your part, but it's the best I can do.
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    DL's Video Vault

    I'll see your frog and raise you one love-sick dinosaur.
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    Inverse Dead Pool

    I just PM'd my list.
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    Deathlist Itinerant Members With Intriguing Tastes

    It's a desert island, right? You have to know how to build a fire, make a shelter, find a fresh water supply and most importantly, discern the difference between a mushroom that'll get yer high and one that'll kill yer. I'd choose the DL'ers with the top ten scores on the Ultimate Survival Skills Quiz. Please post your results. Thank you.
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    Good List

    I said that? Well I never! Yes, Cap'n, you most certainly did! And now you can even follow it on Twitter.
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    Sarah Palin

    They would have to be able to prove 'general intent' and prove that there was an agreement between conspirators. It's been confirmed now that the shooter acted alone. But the target and firearms related imagery favored so by Sarah Palin may mean that her political career is as dead as the six (so far) innocent victims in Tuscon.
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    Inverse Dead Pool

    OK. We'll see if I can pick the survivors on purpose. It's pretty much what I've been doing at Hartlepool for the last two years without even trying.
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    Sarah Palin

    Jared Loughner is all kinds of crazy, and he had a gun. His Introduction on You Tube
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    What 'S' is a sudden loss of brain function?

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