VileBody

Just published part 2 of the "Houseplant Expert" - 35 years after the original...God, why do i know these things????? So blossoming apparently...

Is he that actor who always played idiot US army officers - in the Dirty Dozen maybe?

Yeah - sorry about that - having a f*ckwit day...

Am I the only one who's noticed that HH, Mr Numero Uno on the List, had a tracheotemy this morning?? Thread on the List seems to be broken... Is something on this site now sacred? I think we should be told!

That makes you about 1,500 years old.... Yeak ok ok - before everyone starts being a smart arse, I was thinking of Attila the HUn....

That makes you about 1,500 years old....

You should complain! - I get Maltese diplomacy and some clapped out aircraft carrier - you get the Cuban Bloody Missile Crisis.... Thre's no pleasing some people

Or put another way... British foreign policy from 1933-39

Bugger-all else happened on my birthday (1st December 1964): Apparently Malta joined the UN, and the aircraft carrier, HMS Eagle "sailed for the far eastern fleet with Buccaneers of 800 squadron, Scimitars of 800b squadron, Wessex AS of 820 squadron, Gannets AEW of 849D sqd. and Sea Vixens of 899 squadron". Thank God for Google to shed these lights on one's place in the cosmos...makes you feel quite humble really

Can't you put some sort of filter on this site to keep German out of it? A"colleague" once spoke German into my mobile and I had to get it cleaned... Wonder if Jacko ever met Schmelling - understand he likes chaps who are good with their fists....

And of course the inspiration for that great film The Wrong Box starring a "host of British comedy favourites", many of whom, to get back to the point of this site, are dead. Ralph Pichardson, Dud & Pete etc... Although a leading survivor is our old friend Sir John Mills...

Bravo!

Now that video recorders are being discontinued, what will Scousers be able to sell in pubs now?

Please don't tell me that's the Luxemburg PM.... Oh God....

I think he's strangling a bunny rabbit. He used to do that, you know... And voles...

I'm sorry - I have to apologise for the previous post. Of course you "plumb" depths not "plum" them. I feel humbled.

There is almost too much material to know where to begin. It's rather depressing that I have to share a planet with this lad. Yes I loved this post too. As you say there's almost just too much material to deal with. I wonder what sort of depths of self-righteous, self-pitying, chip-on-shoulder bitterness you have to plum to come up with something like that? I suppose it explains the traditional old-world family values of the lovable Scouser footie supporter - a smile, a song and a headbutt. I can't actually remember a death that's got better reactions than EH. I can see he was quite a nice bloke with a silly laugh who groped the Princess Royal on QoS, and there's the football stuff, but come on! It really is alarming that there are these really weird hate-filled people out there (well in the North anyway). And how can so many people have the arrogance to pretend they are actually grieving for someone they don't know personally and wouldn't give a damn about if he hadn't played for one particular club? Are there any more lovable Scousers about to hand in their season tickets? - maybe one of the grievers could actually physically explode with "maudlin self-indulgence" over the net - I'd pay good money to see that... Anyway - well done, all you lovable little Liverpool chappies - I laughed so much I nearly got a brain tumour....

On the subject of splendid names I must direct people to the splendid "Moscow Letter" at the following link. http://www.accesscable.net/~chapmand/aptonyms/en/letter.jpg

Maybe the 72 virgins didn't fancy the look of him and sent him back. Anyway sitting in a building site in Ramallah for 3 years doesn't sound like martyrdom to me. Latest from the Frogs is that they are hedging bets and sitting on fence. Nothing new there then... http://news.tf1.fr/news/

A propos the Original Raghead and his inclusion for 2005 - looks a bit unlikely doesn't it? Better bet would be Sharon getting slotted by some of those crazy Russian settlers... Anyway - why in God's name if the OR being treated by French military doctors? Sinister or what?

If you want to think about being afraid, I'd be glad you're not in a basement in Faluja with an AK47 and stick of semtex - there's gonna a lot serious pumped marines knocking on the door tomorrow morning now this US democracy sh*t is out of the way...Time to load up the toyota and get the hell out of Dodge, I reckon By the way - when these nutters do blow themselves into Paradise does each one get a separate set of 72 virgins or do the virgins multi-task? And what do chick suicide bombers get?

The chap from over here who's doing rather well "over there"?

OK - I'd like to nominate Larry Hagman whose on his second liver, is drinking again and has told the docs that he doesn't deserve another transplant. As the attached article says - what a truly heroic drunk, and an example to us all! And isn't Best a tosser???? Long Live Larry!! (Well you know what I mean...) Telegraph article

I suppose O is quite close to R alphabetically so maybe someone clicked on the wrong pre-prepared obit to insert...

Did anyone see Sun headline today - "UK's Worst Paedo"? Does this mean he never managed to do the business with anyone under, say, seventy or eighty? This bloody country can't even produce competent child abusers these days. I blame Tony Blair. On which subject - what price Tony and his dodgy ticker for 2005? (please please God Please....)