VileBody

Maybe you could have a rolling list of "new arrival" possibilities? Eg will they croak or be offed within, say, a month of coming into the news - lots of scope: hostages, Siamese twin separations , rock star drug o'ds, death row last minute pardons, etc etc ... Keeps things topical....

I saw her in the reception of the BBC a few years ago shouting at the bloke on duty that her car wasn't on time like it was his fault. She looked bloody overweight and ill then so she can't have that long to go. Anyone remember that great Spitting Image doll of her with the rotating tits?

I hadn't actually planned on a good rant being turned into a debate on how the dirty word screening works...at least now I know that you don't have to self censor if the machine does it for you.... By the way, is there any way we can get Scouse Bigley and his Hysterical Extended Family onto the list (and off the bloody TV (no pun intended))?

Bin Laden should not be on the list since the f****r is stone f****n dead. Has been since the Yanks totalled Tora Bora. A) the guy needed f*****g dialysis and I guess dragging one of those machines round the Afghan hills gets to be a bit of a drag; also - why no more happy-snap home video messages to the f******s and losers who think he's anything but a psycho? Maybe technical problems? "Hey Ahmed, what's the matter with the vid?" "Sorry, Oh Great Osama, the f*****g battery's flat" "Here's a tenner - nip down to Islamabad and get a new one...Oh and 20 B&H and a bottle of Bacardi while you're there" Incidentally, the day after 9/11, some bloke at the MOD Googled "Bin Laden" and got an article from the Belfast Telegraph about a "wheelie-bin laden with explosives....". Nice.

Reckon he'd last longer on the outside or inside? Mandela lasted bloody years on prison diet etc...