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And as I believe I have said many times elsewhere, MacCartney is W**ker and if I had the chance I'd make his f*****g stupid eyebrows go even higher by sticking his missus' false leg up his arse. And the idea of J-Lo having a punch up with her and knocking her leg off is hysterical. I expect it started because she was pulling her leg....

Sounds a bloody good idea - what part of the world is that?

To be read in pointlessly high pitched Highland accent... Oh Gladys, Gladys, come tae me In yer amazin' see-though nightie. When the moonlight flits Across yer tits, Oh Jesus Christ Almighty With apologies to the late great P. Cook.

THAT is sort of the point I was making. (I notice that overnight I have gone from Firing Squad Commander to Shipman. Is that something that happens when you reach 261 posts?) What a co-incidence, Milwall - so did I! OK point taken - I just find it irritating when people take the knee-jerk(mainly anti-US) view that Western countries killing civilians accidently during a war against combatants are as "guilty" as a terrorist who deliberately targets civilians. Anyway, point made...enough!

That, me old mukka, is the Rt Hon Helen Clark Pime Minister of New Zealand. At least until tomorrow, general election and all that... All together now 'Isn't she lovely...' Christ - you mean people voted for her??

Presumably it would have been beyond him to record a few versions with variations on Bushie's potential opposite number a earlier. Now, if he'd have had the common decency to hold up a copy of The Sun or Sunday Sport, then that would have settled it. Maybe if he's still around, he'll think to do it next time after reading this post. Yes I agree with that - if he is alive it wouldn't be difficult to prove it by holding a paper or whatever - I'd have thought it would be entirely in his interest to prove he was alive. Or maybe he's just so fu*king mental he can't work that out. Anyway, I thought he had some sort of kidney problem and needs dialysis - which must be really easy to arrange in a bloody Pakistani cave. Regarding the earlier post, I too have a morbid fear of technology - or at least of Dixons - and frequently wake up screaming imagining myself being chased by spotty guys in blue polo shirts saying "Nah, I doesn't work in TVs, innit", "We can deliver on Fursday week between 8 in da morning and 10 at nigh' ", and "Djoo wanna guantee wivvat?"

I hate to spoil a good Spart-ish rant but when exactly has the US deliberately set out to kill over 3,000 non-combatants to make a "political" point? I agree that US/UK intervention has indirectly led to plenty of civilian deaths but I think "putting 9/11 in the shade" is wildly over-stating the case. Do you really believe that there is a moral equivalence between Bush and Bin-Laden? Or perhaps between a tube-bomber in London and the officer who shot the Brazilian chap in error? You must have a very strange outlook on life if so... Vietnam, Cambodia, Korea, Libya, Iraq, Lebbannon, El Salvodaor, and Nicaragua spring to mind. I'm bored with this argument because it's irrelevant to the site, but do read my original post: "...when exactly has the US deliberately set out to kill over 3,000 non-combatants...". I agree the US has never been overly concerned about "collateral" damage (or even blowing its own allies to shreds in virtually every war it's been involved in) but I do think there is a world of difference between (a.) killing non-combatants through negligence or even recklessness while fighting genuine combatants (eg Vietcong, Sandinistas, Al Quaeda etc, and (b.) fighting a war by deliberately targetting non-combatants, eg 9/11, the IRA, Palestinian suicide bombers etc. You're obviously quite entitled to disagree with the distinction. I just think it must make for a very peculiar view of the world when if you think everyone has the right to kill anybody because you don't like other people's religion, society or politics. Just out of interest, do you think that bombing London to further a Nazi victory in WW2 was more, less or equally blameworthy than bombing Dresden as part of the fight to defeat Hitler?

No I think it's the guys themselves - hence the footy shirts and floral tributes to "Baz" or "Maz" or Wozza" etc. Those who sympathise with some of sentiment expressed here may also enjoy a very amusing site called Chav Scum

I've always thought something should be done about those road-side chav-shrines where some twat of a boy-racer has pranged his 205 and the family has lashed the overweight, acne-ridden, drunken dickhead's football shirt to a lampost with a couple of £1.99 bouquets. Perhaps a better and more socially useful approach would be to suspend the body (or bodies if his fu*kwitted mates and tattoed girlfriend were in the car too) from the lampost in some sort of medieval gibbet. Might make his peers think twice before they overtake on the inside at 90 mph....

I'm sure Bin Laden's been under a couple of thousand tons of Afghan mountain since 2001 - otherwise why hasn't he done more of his "happy-snap" video shoots where it actually appears to be him doing it? Maybe he has logistical problems..."Oi Hassan, pop into Dixons next time you're in Peshawar and get some new f*ckin batteries for the video. Oh, and we've run out of tonic"

You're just a fund of useful Welsh sporting trivia aren't you, old chap? You'l be telling me you know Gavin's mobile number next...the Missus has offered sexual favours if i can find out what it is....

If only....

Well, I never knew that before. I feel happier for having that cleared up and will remain unpollutedly Welsh in my sporting affiliations herafter...

Jesus - who is that??? Tessa Jowell's ugly sister?????

Yeah, fair enough - this is getting a bit "sixth-form-debating society". Sorry for stoking the flames. Back to stepping on the fingers of celebs clinging on to life...tee hee....

Actually, I'm nearly all of the people on this site writing under different names since I started it years ago. That includes the people who write in and say it's deviant and weird to have a death website. And the unregistered ones. I said "nearly all" because you, O reader, are the only one who's been allowed to join and post. I just had to tell you eventually. Creepy, eh?

I hate to spoil a good Spart-ish rant but when exactly has the US deliberately set out to kill over 3,000 non-combatants to make a "political" point? I agree that US/UK intervention has indirectly led to plenty of civilian deaths but I think "putting 9/11 in the shade" is wildly over-stating the case. Do you really believe that there is a moral equivalence between Bush and Bin-Laden? Or perhaps between a tube-bomber in London and the officer who shot the Brazilian chap in error? You must have a very strange outlook on life if so...

I want the Durufle Requiem, but perhaps I'm missing the point of this thread....

I think I recall a small matter of the Grand Slam earlier this year when England were HUMILIATED by the boyos!!!!!! However, I proudly put on my England hat for cricket (I'm about 50/50 Welsh/English) since there's not much fun in suppporting the Welsh cricket team (is there one? Glamorgan?) I saw the bus leaving Mansion House with all the guys on board - fantastic roar when Vaughny got on the roof with (the astoundingly pregnant) Mrs V. Bigger cheer when Pietersen lifted a huge half-drunk jug of beer - and biggest shout of all when Freddie got on looking horribly ill. I think everyone was wondering if he was going to toss his biscuits down the front of the bus.... Great, great occasion - good luck to them! Presumably I was somewhere near you, I see dead people?

Well that's over , thank god - don't think I could have stood another match like these ones have been! Best of all, I'm going to Oz iin a few weeks to be best man at a mate's wedding. Won't mention the cricket...or rugby... in the speech. Of course not. Much. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Draw would be fine!

Looking bad again - we're 89 for 3 with Bell gone for a duck...reckon if we don't bat 'til tea we're stuffed....

Roses are red Violets are blue-ish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish... Just introducing a little seasonal motif into the proceedings as the supermarkets begin to stock up with Xmas treats....

Nail 'im up, I say! Nail some sense into 'im!

Probably because the activities are similar - hours and days of patience, study and speculation followed by occasional spasms of excitement when another one is "out"