Josco

He's caused a few problems since..... I wonder how many people have invoked his father's name whilst either murdering someone or being murdered. Could it be more or less than those that call out for some other chap by the name of Allah

I think you are spot on with all these , my friend...but the question is....IS IT DESERVED ? the only one I personally would go for is Kate for best actress.....all the other "favourites" I have reservations about..... I managed to ignore most of a sickening tribute to Heath 'Hollywood icon, legend' Ledger, senora honez was watching on telly last night as I surfed the net on my laptop. You'd think he found the cure to cancer by the sound of the sycophantic twaddle they were spouting. He's a shoo in by the sound of it. I'm fighting the bile as I type. Edit. Yup. Heath Ledger, Hollywood icon, legend, Oscar winner and failed amateur pharmacist. Geronimo was on the money, except Sean Penn got the best actor gong. As far as Josco junior is concerned Heath is a God.... Can't see it myself, and when I opine that Jack Nicholson was a better Joker...... Phew! Also went to see Slumdog the other day as an unwilling accomplice to Mrs Josco. Thoroughly enjoyed it, cracking film.

Can't girls wink then? I thought it was walker. As in, "That was a cracking cheese documentary, Grommit. I'm just taking this bag of Wotsits and going for a quick walk upstairs." or, "What's all that noise coming from Johnny's bedroom?" "Oh, nothing to worry about, he's just having a crafty walk." A pedant writes - Couldn't be "walker" as what you become is "Sad W*nker" not Sad W**ker" :-) Perhaps its Wonker, as in someone who works for Mr Wonka?

I've always regarded Blackpool as the sort of place terrorists should choose to test some form of 'dirty bomb' or some such. Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now.

This was discussed on BBC Radio 2 today (Jeremy Vine Show; Caught most of it as was "working from home" due to malaise of Josco very junior). The consensus was that the man is a buffoon and should be treated in a similar fashion to ordinary members of the public. Sent to gaol. Most people were disgusted by the way that 'celebrities' seem to get away with drug offences yet traffic a infringement carries the full weight of the law with no excuses or extenuating circumstances allowed. From a DL point of view: The man is hale and hearty, a few drugs and some random sausage jockeying is unlikely to take its toll any time soon.

Ah hem... Sorry to intrude, but is the jamboree still on? I only ask as I am tempted to put in an appearance, but still not sure I can swing it past Mrs Josco. My family have never understood my interest in this site, and they believe my fascination has subsided. Incidentally I look remarkably like my AV but with a little more hair.

Now using Google Chrome. So far it's up to snuff, works very well.

Quite brilliant. I have missed the banter on this site, I must make an effort to attend more often. I also enjoyed your throwaway line in your first comment: C U next Thursday On the matter of the subject up for discussion, someone postulated the theory that reason we have not been approached by superior advanced extra terrestrial beings is that they all reached a similar point in their evolution, invented a Large Hadron Collider and............

To paraphrase Dudley Moore in Arthur. Potential fiancee: - "A good doctor could help you stop drinking." Arthur: - "He would have to be a real big doctor!"

Although I don't buy the paper, a colleague brings it in to work, I read that Mr Sutcliffe may be responsible for another death albeit by proxy.

I like that. Succinct and to the point.

Not too sure about Rats milk but I know id rather drink rats p*ss than get stuck in a lift with that old trollop. Since when did anybody with a brain cell think that a bunch of lentil eating beardies ( and thats just the women ) fronted by one of the most despised human beings since Pol Pot could possibly influence us into trapping rats, milking them ( how the f**k do you milk a rat?) and pouring the contents onto your Rice Krispies? The woman is insane, barmy, mental, moronic and very rich. I think you'll find that last point is the most pertinent as to her continued appearances in the media. By the way, a question for the chaps..... If you were to be so inclined as to 'slip her one', would it be leg on or leg off ?

If a car crash is symptomatic for losing ones marbles then the asylums must be stuffed to the gunwales!

Castro for me, no real reason, just a hunch. (And he was top of the list! Probably why all the bookies love me when I go to the races)

Dr Munch apparently died in 2001. apparently his family members are very small, being Munch kin and all. Like it!

Could I have a lift please?

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Ha Sucker!! Very amusing. American, I presume? Must be, as it wasn't very funny.

40 eh? You old bugger! Best regards.

On a passing comment am not likely to use google because where he was sent was not the issue. The issue was that he was sent away from Europe for the duration of the war. I'm not sure if you've notice, but I don't aspire towards post perfection. Noted.

nah - not going to bother. great timing for me as the April Transfer Window is open right now in the PZ Death Game. not famous though. Not famous? What is the definition of famous? I should think that Faye Turney has had more exposure (ooh er missus!) than some of the candidates on many a death list.

NaP, I have pondered the above for some while and I don't follow you, so you may assume that it was not deliberate. I would be grateful for a little elucidation so as to further my limited education.

Actually I think you'll find that it is Anthony Lynton Blair who's been around too long. James Gordon Brown could also be considered to have abused his welcome.

As an ex member of HM's forces (reaching the dizzy heights of corporal) I could take exception to that. It's our masters in Whitehall who are stupid. Heard on Radio 4 this morning: "I don't know why they call it the Westminster village, every village I know only has one idiot."

Not too sure about conch, how about lunch?