Josco

It's at times like this I wished I had listened to what my mother used to say. Why, what did she say? I don't know, I didn't listen! (Many thanks Douglas Adams)

I certainly am not as prolific in my postings these days, but I've lost count of the number of adverts for blow jobs and SPAM etc that I've deleted recently. Nor those you've taken advantage of... /winks TH Do you know how massively wealthy I have become thanks to those nice gentlemen that keep sending sharetips to my Email? I have been using the funds that those pleasant Nigerians gave me simply in return for some of my bank details. Isn't the internet wonderful?

I certainly am not as prolific in my postings these days, but I've lost count of the number of adverts for blow jobs and SPAM etc that I've deleted recently.

Really? Me too. What school was it? An ordinary primary school in Kent..... Oh well, wrong Country. I knew a woman with a wooden leg called Heather. Oh really? What was her other leg called? BOM BOM !!!

It does say that she has blisters on her partly amputated leg. How can that be? It conjures an offputting image to me.

More time and lots more sex. A few beers would be nice too.

May be a little late, and apologies if so, but happy birthday Lady Die. Josco

Has your college made spell checking available? Just askin' like. Oh yeah, and what happened to - like - rock 'n' roll and rebellion? Like, you'll join only if the college let you keep coming. C'mon man, subvert them controls, smash the system, or summat. You'll be telling us next that your ambition is to have an affordable mortgage. Where do you get an affordable mortgage then?

Could it have been buckets of bascuits?

I think she's barking mad. Not really in any danger of dying, but ............

In answer to the poll I voted no, but could I just add that I think you are all barking mad. I can't believe that I have just wasted 10 minutes reading this thread. Ah well, back to work.........................

Too much to ask for Fergie to kick the bucket I suppose.... Do you mean Fergie as in the 'Ginger Minge', married to some Johnnie called Andrew Windsor?

My sentiments exactly. That saved me a little typing.

why do you want to know his d.o.b? It's over a year ago now, who cares? I suspect that you would struggle to convince anyone of his 'celebrity' status now.

Jeremy Clarkson used up all his wife's points? I like that. ps JC for PM.

He's living with Gerry Marsden? News to me. But seriously, why does a pacemaker prevent one from appearing on Television?

Saw the fragrant Kate Moss on the box last night looking beguilingly bonkable. What does she see in him? There's no accounting for taste. (Mind you, if she was ever to actually meet me she would probably still prefer Pete!)

Like this: Honest Kate ... I'm off drugs This is easy if you use Firefox (or any tabbed browser). First open a tab with the website of which you wish to link. Next highlight 'n copy the URL (address) from the address bar. Go back to the DL tab and start to compose your elegant and witty reply. Select the required text with the mouse, click the button above (with the icon of the world and a paperclip) and paste in (Ctrl V) your URL from the previous tab. When you post your missive it appears as above, and Bob is your Auntie's live-in lover.

The only worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

What reason other than my demands do you possibly need? Bruno, I enjoyed that comment, simply brilliant!

I believe the Ipswich football match is cancelled this Saturday as a dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes.

I was recently sent a load of dvds, the sort given away free in the Daily Mail. There, hidden amongst the utter rubbish was the film, 'Kind Hearts and Coronets'. A brilliant film. In fact, I'm going to watch it again now. Is that the one with Alec Guiness playing all the main parts whilst he murders his way to the throne? I haven't seen it in years, it was very good.

But then he will sue for abuse of his human(sic) rights.

I'm with you, Godot. I'm one of those damned annoying cyclists speeding past the stationary traffic in rush hour. Well, not really speeding because I'm too much of a coward, but going quite quickly anyway. But you're not paying any tax. Surely it is the duty of everyone to drive a 4 wheel drive SUV at around 15 miles to the gallon so as to pay Gordon Brown his dues so that he can piss it all away!

And SUVs which have those extra bright headlights which are also mounted so high up that they blind you even more. I've said it before, but it bears repeating. SUVs are ugly, space consuming, unnecessary and just plain idiotic. Whereas this is pure sex! I think I need a lie down now.....................