Grim Reaper

Hang on now! The Office, both UK and US, were/are cracking shows and should be banned from further mention in this thread

I must say, I have my doubts as to whether this whole cancer thing is actually true (although I agree maybe it seems to be going a bit far now). Lets examine the facts. If I'm in Jade's position (12 months ago), what's on my big wishlist. (1) I could do with some cash - it'd be particularly handy to pay for that wedding I've been thinking about (2) I could do with my public image being repaired after that racism episode (3) Well that's the big ones dealt - so what else can I wish for? Errr...well how about getting people to push me around in a wheelchair? It's such a drag having to walk everywhere. Now how on earth can I achieve these things?? [Whisper from Max Clifford] You really think we could get away with that Max? Where do I sign? I don't think I've seen any conspiracy theories on this one yet, but how far fetched is a Nick Leeson/Ernest Saunders miracle recovery in due course?

This is the place to discuss Dai Llewellyn

Damnit - Tony Hart made it all the way into the top 52 for this year's list but reports were just too sketchy ( ) on the state of his health. One of the closest misses in a long time

Thanks - works now

This article doesn't say much more but the fact that a British newspaper bothered to publish it is encouraging enough for me Guardian article from Nov 2008

OMG Ive just checked out Iplayer - Mel Smith looks like Mick Hucknall - Truly horrifying

This is the place to discuss Seve Ballersteros

This is the place to discuss Eli Wallach

This is the place to discuss Harry Morgan

Biggs too frail to walk, talk or give his usual “Brazilian hug" Sadly we've heard it all before... Probably too frail too die too

This is the place to discuss Levi Stubbs

Having checked on my calendar, more than two months to go still...

Lots of possibilties for the headline but I think Billy Bragg's contribution has to be selected Something along the lines of "Pop of the Top" might have worked out ok with a bit more thought

I too was shocked to discover that the global banking crisis is now threatening to harm innocent cats. Surely a feline government bail-out is going to be needed? Just to cheer those cats up... What's the difference between Tesco and Iceland? Apparently they offer cashback at Tesco

Perhaps Jade insisting on writing the headline herself?

Very good

Do you mean he'll be paid an extra cabbage and half a turnip? Damn, I wish I was an Admin, I could use an extra half parsnip. Yep - and the half a turnip had to be paid up front such is DL's credit rating