Monoclinic

Have you got a bag of sherbet lemons and some puppies waiting for you back home? That will teach you to bring women into the equation.

Are people really this stupid? Lemons shagging, I ask you. I thought you put the lime in the coconut. Over to the next person for the 'cherry' joke...

Happy 21st Captain Oates!

You forgot to thank him for supporting funding of the IRA and blowing up all those nasty English people over the last 30 years. I don't think he'll be even in the top 5 significant deaths come year end. I vote for Alan Kennedy (colleague of Ray). Or what about Gordon Kennedy? His work on the National Lottery show all those years ago was just inspirational. No, depending on your age, Dr. Karl Kennedy or one of his sons Mal or Billy.

Nah, it's still Jane Goony, all the rest didn't manage to milk it for long enough. Although the Jackson family are posthumously making up for that. Oh and as Windy said, motion seconded.

Whilst we are on the subject. People who can't park in either direction (car park or parallel) AND they don't have the excuse of being French/Italian/insert stereotpye here when the car park is quasi-full. I think the Germans should have some kind of grid thing you can illuminate on the windscreen or bonnet which enables you to align yourself, feck parking sensors which blare out when you are within 6 foot of something.

YES!* *Excuse the shouting. I don't even get C4.

Change your car. It sounds like you have one of those monstrous off roading things but yet live in Surrey.

Como normalmente no leo esta discusión, por favor respóndanme vía e-mail, Juan C.

I've been timid to reply as of late... You guys bash me most of the time and I'm an Aussie (although I do hold British citizenship). You might have the Ashes and you might have an undeserved sense of accomplishment, but we have nicer beaches. Score one to Australia. P.S. I'm an AFL man anyway. You had a few nasty bitches too in Prisoner cell block H.

I wonder how one pronounces honez. If for example he were employing a French pronunciation then the h would be silent (try getting a Frenchman to say he has had a happy holiday) and the ez would sound a bit like ey as in voulez vous, making his name 'oney. In this instance I propose honez takes a capital F. Lowercase is intentional, for many reasons far too trivial and uninteresting to recount here, and pronunciation is Spanish, not French. Ok, can I call you Juan Carlos then?

I wonder how one pronounces honez. If for example he were employing a French pronunciation then the h would be silent (try getting a Frenchman to say he has had a happy holiday) and the ez would sound a bit like ey as in voulez vous, making his name 'oney. In this instance I propose honez takes a capital F.

Happy birthday Jamie Lee Curtis Heaven Can Wait, who is 100% all man, according to the Windsor gender test.

Someone at work told me that she had shaved about 12 seconds off of her time in under a year! He had a website with a table of times, unfortunately I didn't look at the url so I can't back this up. I go JLC.

The Al-Megrahi news pieces are making me chuckle. Each time they mention the uproar in the US it is always swiftly followed by the "Scottish" decision to release the alleged Pan-Am bomber. Nothing like launching the Scottish government onto the international scene.

Looks like DDT made this thread just in the nick of time. Taxi!

How's about the humble tin of pineapple chunks? Having nothing valuable to contribute I'll mention lifer Rose West, maybe the most famous person since Tess of the d'Urbervilles to sejourn (albeit briefly) in the salubrious Winchester Prison, conveniently located opposite the hospital. I remember her trial. People used to nip out from college to try to get interviewed by the press. I've a vague recollection some of my friends may have even tried to get into the public gallery.

In the words of the BBC, ink-redible.

We (the Angles) sold them the blueprints to fire as early as the 6th century? Clearly we didn't repress the Scots as much as they claim.

Do you have examples? Links maybe? Something that proofs your interesting thesis? Is my word not enough for you? http://www.nitrateville.com/viewtopic.php?t=4181 People on that thread, as well as Robert Young who contacted the family, are calling bullshit on this one... Thomas! Fill in the blanks: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with ___, and the Word was ___.

I wonder how far it is from Greese to Greece?

In the words of James May, oh cock. It's no wonder the world holds a negative opinion of USAians when people like you exist. You talk sh*te 99.9999% of the time, I'll not back that stat up with evidence, I can't be arsed and the forum is littered with it. It's people like you that tar all USAians with the same brush even though there are many who can actually see out of their USA shaped box and are not big headed cockspanners. I would also like to hazard a guess that social healthcare based nations such as France might also have a cyberknife up their sleeve. The difference is being a social healthcare system everyone would have a spin of the wheel. I also saw on the BBC a while back that the NHS are purchasing a few too so it won't just be those on a private healthcare plan that have access to Harley Street. I believe it is a US company so it is only natural they established a US market before trying to find overseas clients. That however is my viewpoint. The right wing USAians might do well to consult this list before dismissing European healthcare systems as archaic. For the richest nation on Earth it must be an embarassment coming in at 36. Beaten no less by Colombia, Costa Rica, Morocco and Dominica. For the sake of the kind of people we saw floating down the streets of New Orleans, I hope Obama gets his way and also learns from the flaws in our systems to devise something even better that knocks France off of the top spot.

Handy. Thanks! MAH NME SI BANSHES SCREM AND I LIEK 2 2S TEH OD DWARF WHILST DALIEVRNG PIZA IN A BIG STRETCH LIMO DRIEVN BY A 2WEL HAAD!!1!!! WTF LOL

Story here for anyone interested http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/is...man/8184941.stm I hope your turrwets weren't damaged. Landlords hate that. I'd like to put employment legislation in Room 101. Specifically, the bits of it which make it virtually impossible to fire someone in the UK for being stupid, lazy and ignorant. It seems that once someone has, by dint of deeply-ingrained incompetence on the part of HR, landed a job in this country it's virtually impossible for them to lose it except by redundancy. With so many willing workers out there, jobless for reasons outside their control, why can't we just fire the lazy and hire the willing? Let's Get Britain Working I could not agree with you more. I work with a completely lazy workshy c'unt. 22 years old, had 29 days off sick in the last financial year, plus 5.5 weeks holiday (which nobody could work out because he's only entitled to 4 weeks). When he does turn in for work he does f'uck all. Blames his various skives on verrucas, irritable bowel, migraines and bus crashes. Always moaning how ill he feels, then regales us with tales of staying up smoking and drinking and playing Wii till 4 on a work night. He's a complete twat. I hate him. He's got the squeakiest voice known to man, is clearly gay but in denial so pretends to have lots of girlfriends, when we know that no girl with eyesight would go within 50 feet of his manky teeth. And I'm the lucky bitch that has to sit next to the total f'uck-knuckle. And when he is taken to task about his behaviour, he claims discrimination because he is the only boy in the office. But lo, God smiles upon me, as I only have 6 working days left to sit next to him before I move offices, and never have to set eyes on the whining cock-knocker again. Must be something in the air. Apparently by moaning we demotivate this one more. So yesterday I started with the sarcasm and the sweet rewards scheme. If he's going to behave like a kid, I'll treat him like one. It's only himself he is letting down. He's a follower. He cites other people as examples, which I pointed out is stupid. no point aspiring not to achieve results for a thesis now is it. He needs to grasp his project by the balls and get on with it not look for other people's balls to play with.

Which is more or less saying "we'll do as we please, so bugger you you ignorant bunch of leftie scum" I had the same unfortunate mail too, which just goes to prove all petitions are cock. We can therefore feel justified in walking past the poor naive clipboarders hanging around our local pedestrianized thoroughfares as indeed our signatures are not worth the paper they are written on.