Monoclinic

Courtesy of B3ta we're currently playing Arab* Top Trumps: *plus the dude in the jacket from Iran

Er that just like any Indian party I've ever been too, bar the absence of Coca-Cola bottles on each table and old Mercedes in the car park...

I have seen what to me seems like a tremendous amount of films with Ben Stiller in them, which leads me to the conclusion that Ben Stiller is unfortunately in every film and thus it is not worth watching every film. For this reason I have never seen Star Wars, The Godfather, Fightclub, Goodfellas, The Matrix (though I do have the DVD), Avatar, Batman films, Titanic. I could go on. I have however seen Bambi, can't remember the plot, don't they all die? I make a point of watching British films, films that make you cry, films that make you laugh and Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis, in case you were worried I was one of those hippy nazis that don't let their children watch TV.

Someone needs to slap his stepson around, what a fucking prick Someone needs to slap you around. Bert Trautmann endorses this statement. Jeez there are some real arseholes out there, in addition to abuse of the elderly do you endorse wife-beating and paedophilia too? Bert does not endorse the abuse of the elderly, Bert does not endorse wife-beating, Bert definitely does not endorse paedophilia, Bert endorses the slapping of JR976evil. Monoclinic endorses Bert Trautmann and the views of Bert Trautmann.

Nirvana won best international newcomer at the Brit awards the year before Kurt decided to take a bullet in the head.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/tennis/9397597.stm Depressed? or just Belgian? There was a piece on the radio earlier about her or could have been an interview with her or in fact just any old woman rattling on in French, seemed to mention doping but I can't be certain if it was the previous accusations or new ones.

Props Welsh!

Sod all this nonsense, I'm holding out for a vast reduction in holidays to Luxor next winter!

That'll go straight to her thigh...coat!

Banned from sex. Has Banshees been found?

Right, I can't be bothered to overgoogle and either way not being Belgish I wouldn't be riled. However Namur was captured by the French (Napoleon?) just before 1800 and I believe before that it belonged to Austria (how?). Waterloo happened in 1815 which I guess is when Wellington and co booted the French out? Anyway Dinant, where M. Sax was born, is just south of Namur towards France so if I have my suspicions as to whether he was in fact French (or Austrian).

No.* * A maths teacher once told me you can never prove something to be true, only show it to be false, such as Einstein coming along and saying Oi Newton! you're doin' it wrong. Perhaps the word you seek is evidence? As somebody once wrote tersely: "Proofs are for mathematics and liquor." I don't think any solid evidence for intelligent aliens having visited this planet exists outside the warped minds of the UFO crowd. regards, Hein There is however plenty of evidence for a (rather populous) race of space cadets reaching planet Earth.

I'll see your frog and raise you one love-sick dinosaur. OMG. When I click that link I get to see: I know that my country is governed by a minority govenment backed by a fascist party, but I wasn't aware I already live in a dictatorship that can get Youtube to ban the Dutch from watching certain stuff. Volkert van der Graaf, where are you, now that your country needs you? regards, Hein Ditto south of the border MH, I'm used to seeing that black box of censorship. Besides, governments have been over rated since 2010, or should that be 2007?

No.* The Royale Family, (slightly) better or worse than G&S? * A maths teacher once told me you can never prove something to be true, only show it to be false, such as Einstein coming along and saying Oi Newton! you're doin' it wrong. Perhaps the word you seek is evidence?

I agree with that. We just recently went round the world and our luggage came with us right up to the last leg (Heathrow to Manchester) and it stayed in Heathrow. Got it the next day sent by courier, It just saved me waiting for the cases at Manchester and got out the airport before everybody else. Personal delivery is fantastic, save's you lugging it home. Rubbish if it is your outward flight. Both have happened to my family over the years.

What about: Lottery adjudicators and voice-over men with the balls type presenters Contestants on 15-1 Celebrity buddhists Extras in Eastenders Big Brother failures (In Memoriam of JG) Blue Peter dogs and other CBBC presenters I feel all of the above subjects are under represented on the DL. Oh and what about a Greco-Roman wrestling thread?

Do you eat the Haggis McNuggets with or without ketchup?

Got one wrong, who'd have thought you could start a fire with that answer?

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Also being sold is the mansion - maybe selling off the major assests is an ominous sign? A nice quote from that article: Much smaller, I hope: 2105 X 670 X 390 mm (6'11" X 27" X 16"). regards, Hein The "home" wouldn't even need to be that long as they could fold the remaining leg into the space created by the amputation. Are the rents what we Brits call council tax?

A sock you say? I suspect the . I'm sure every well to do Clifton residence has one.

The Ashes stay home! We already had them! Well done to the Poms, for once. I feel that last time, you won, but didn't earn it -- Australia (Ponting more like) gifted it to you with some baffling and very poor captancy. But this time you won it well, no questions asked. Like I said, well done. Now, shut up and let's get on with something else. Strangely we have a Welshman in "our" cricket team. I use the word lightly as I am from 'ampshire but I couldn't tell you much about the Hawks. Could anyone confirm or deny whether a Welshman could play for England in The Ashes, out of interest like Come on honez, rejoice in your victory! Rub it in by passing crap internet virals on to your colleagues. (PS Hope you are not flooded or anything)

Schmitt, a geologist, was the only scientist to walk on the Moon. I suppose we learn from this that scientist can be fools too. regards, Hein [Tongue firmly in cheek] Does geology really count [/Tongue firmly in cheek]

Didn't that absolute twat Derryn Brown do a russian roulette thing, and sadly lived? I've youtubed it but the miserable fuckers at Channel 4 have blocked the links. Yes Darren the dyslexic did do a Russian roulette thing. He built himself up over it over the course of an hour I think and then BANG, it was all over in a few seconds...

Why is there never pelebrity russian roulette?