Monoclinic

I think you'll find neither myself nor Lady G had victories and last time I looked we were in the top half! Or am I misreading the punctuation, the victory being Eejit's sacking?

So, you don't have to be a prostitute? Perhaps vaag could help there with a name like that and a location in Holland, home of the Hoor.

Nancy Reagan sees dead people president

I see your sixsquid and raise you a dead seal I saw in Latvia yesterday. The sea did look like Delia had come along and spilt an enormous vat of mustard powder in it, I guess it was probably sulfur but you never know. (Mustard powder not shown here) Oh and aptly "Monoclinic" made friends with a fleet of Greenpeace protest vessels, so that's me screwed then.

Oceanic flight 815 Air France plane gone missing somewhere between here and there and a wee bit further south than the Bermuda Triangle. No word as yet as to how many polar bears, hostiles or others were on board. News that all passengers are in fact related will be played out over the next 6 series of updates.

Tempted by Treasonable Politicians, the pirate thread and F*ckwits I eventually trawled here. Why do we have about 3 threads on the previous US election but nothing expressly designed for UK/EU politics? Perhaps I didn't trawl enough, anyway my question: Who or what are The Roman Party. Ave!? I received my postal vote today and amongst the other also rans was this lone candidate. I doubt I'll vote, however this life of Brianesque party is tempting. It's an EU one and I could vote here but really I don't see the point of party politics in the EU when there aren't proper universal parties which are represented all over Europe. Or did I miss the Belgian UKIP candidate?

Let's hope his life isn't caught short.

What do you call a Serbian Prostitute? Slobbadown Mecokyabitch I cut through the cemetery on the way to work today, where I saw 4 men carrying a coffin round and round. On my way home I saw the same men carrying the same coffin and I thought to myself they've lost the f*cking plot.

Finally proper gravy has been introduced to Ghent!

The MP in question represented Gosport. Conveniently it lies opposite the place that I would dearly like to see annexed to Greenland. It wouldn't be sorely missed, we'd hardly notice it, nor it's duck ponds. Let's add it to the exclusion zone!

Do it! With Windy as our unwilling subject able spokesman* we could take over the world. First we take the Kirk, then we take Berlin? * The Speaker being scapegoat apparent in line with modern tradition.

All those oldest this and that titles and he accepts a degree from Southampton SOLENT "University"? I was quite surprised that the Chancellor or orator or whoever was handing him the scroll didn't have a costume on loan from Disney

Anderlecht v Standard Liege Champions League play off. If this forum had a sound recording device you'd understand. Seeing as today was a bank holiday and most take tomorrow off too, I'm not sure they're going to wear their horns out any time soon. Asshats.

Well, at least you've saved on Kleenex.

, Prescott's two toilet seats.

He's still around, but I'm wondering if the vultures are circling him. He had a good life though. Ceci n'est pas une chouette? (Edit - OK the thumbnail doesn't show up on a reply!) Vulture Not a vulture Or am I missing something?

I don't mean to be rude, as you know it is so out of character , however a point is reached when the spammed becomes the spammer. I fear we may be reaching that point.

It is in fact the only spot where the three metro lines come together under Kunstlaan, which incidentally forms part of the inner ring. Apparently you can take it both ways.

There appears to be a problem with your signature. The system overrides comic sans whenever possible. Offenders are usually sent to correctional facilities. Unfortunately the odd one seems to escape.

Hmm, I can't really decline, I've been invited as someone's guest so I'd feel a bit rude. Besides, I think the bar is free, so I'm f**ked if I'm missing out on that. Isn't that a false economy though considering pressie, taxi and outfit as mentioned above? You'd also avoid not only people, esp. middle aged women but also the "mobile" DJ with his greatest collection of all that was wrong about the 80s. Talking of which I think they and their multi-coloured lights truly deserve to go in here. My friend (and of course other half) selected a playlist of tunes that they and of course we all liked yet the DJ decided he knew best and played his greatest collection of all that was wrong about the 80s. Barely anyone danced yet he obviously had the IQ of a newt and didn't realise why he'd been given a play list of music in the first place. He kept giving shout outs to get people up and dancing but didn't change the records. Dick. Or perhaps half the guests were at fault for being music snobs and not feeling that Kajagoogoo vibe or summat. I must say the best weddings I've been to have had either a band playing or a ceilidh (or whatever). There's nothing like seeing your grown up male friends dancing the gay gordon with each other, whilst your in possession of the camera of course. Or seeing the French do rock and roll to a Beatles medley.

I'd have to claim for a new laptop, my internet bill, a muller fruit corner, a moat and ask work for a second apartment for the moat to circumnavigate before I could even consider finding the compass.

Happy birthday NAP! May Scumthorpe continue to prosper against all bar the Cliniques

Obstreperous students. Luckily for me vengeance is a dish best served cold and I have a cunning plan