Monoclinic

Isn't he's a bit young for a snout habit?

Apparently we are now at level 5. We're doomed!* *at 40 to 50 secs, I was too lazy to find a proper clip

Coffins in the USA Worrying US Show "phone-in" (uploaded a week before Swine Flu was reported Looks like they were prepared for Katrina after all!

As per usual the filthy grubby elements of the media help propogate this swine-flu come bird-flu come man-flu pseudopandemic. I saw this morning that the Mexicans have revised their figures and in fact only 7 deaths are bone-fide confirmed flying-pig flu deaths, before that it was only 20. The news reports though prefer (imho) to fixate themselves on the 150+ "suspected" deaths. The facts speak for themselves, unfortunately as a general rule people are too apathetic busy to consider cold facts and rely on the likes of Piers to interpret the facts and spoon feed us whatever hyperbole he sees fit in order to sell papers.

I think that's one of the symptoms (gets coat).

Ukulele players are cursed... George Formby.. Peter Sellers.. John Lennon.. Bad news indeed for the likes of me. Me too, although I guess I always knew I was cursed - now I know why. I do need to say, though, that George Formby was a curse all on his very own! There have been, and still are, many great ukulele players out there who are/were so much more skilled than GF, and not nearly so annoying. You forgot to add Tiny Tim and George Harrison to that list Let's hope Zach Condon has some life in him yet.

Impressive that Holland would have anyone finish as high as 14th in skiing, given the tallest mountain in the whole country is apparently Vaalser hill at a modest 1053 ft. It would be like an Egyptian finishing in the top 15 in speed skating. Which gets me to thinking, what's the most geographically unlikely medal winning performance in Olympic history? Cool runnings II? Perhaps a dead heat between Mongolia and Chad in Yngling class?

Could we change the title and the thread topic to "The all people in positions of authority, including forum admins, are bent bastards thread!"

Did I ever mention how I despise Rupert CNUT Lowe perchance? Here's gunning for the best pitch in League one and the best singers too. My Grandfather vaguely supported Portsmouth, perhaps I should blame my father.

Southampton can't even win that ffs. We came third with a measely 15 managers. If you do manage to hang in there Mary, please enjoy your visit to your namesake stadium next year. And yes he's still a CNUT.

You could always get a dog of your own and keep it in your back garden all night. That'd give him a taste of his own medicine. Or phone the RSPCA.

You could at least have alphabetised it! Oh and normally the anal amongst the DL would prefer that every Bruce and Shiela be cross referenced to a source. That should keep you going.

Why do people need to stay in iron lungs now that there are positive pressure ventilators. It seems a bit of a palava to take her down to St Kilda's in all that kaboodle.

2009 really isn't Morgan's year. Grandson drowns in pool.

Happy birthday Cowboy Ronnie and belated HB to Welshman!

Sounds like within a week. I always liked Charlies Angles. Oh bugger not another near miss! Sweepstake anyone? (I'm going on holiday so not volunteering!)

If you were to register you could edit your posts and put the telephone directory into one post Grave.

Not the right thread but hell that's never stopped me before. In a game of top trumps Berlusconi would appear to out trump dear old Phil. Nice tan indeed, what an asshat.

Is dead Granny Helen from Neighbours (The Drinking Game) still alive? Randy Charlene had the cancer and bouncer the dog has to be deeed by now surely? ASIDE: We never made it beyond the first few rounds, Bruce, Randy Charlene, Dead Granny Helen and Bouncer the dog. "G'day Bruce! Say g'day to Bruce, Bruce" was often difficult enough half cut. I do likes a good drinking game. I just found out yesterday that they play vingt et un here too. Possibly my favourite.

Google is your friend You answered before my edit was complete. WOW, the service you get from DLers is fantastic. Cheers Lardy, but why only 12 in English speaking countries? Isn't that racist? Ah, I'm just too efficient for my own good. I wondered that - how can a number be different - surely if you've got a trillion apples in one hand in England, they don't turn into 18 trillion (or whatever it is) when you get off the ferry in Calais? ***GEEK ALERT*** (Is there a geek icon?) It starts off in the billions. A US billion was less than the British million but we capitulated and gave up the long scale in terms of money. Adopting the US system does make people look richer I guess. Best stick to standard form. And you believe all that crap in wrongpedia? I thought you were more intelligent than that I just quoted it for the layman. I believe in the truth. I know the truth. That is the truth. By the power of googleskull I am sure another duller yet more official link can be acquired. Anyway, in defence of the Americans what's wrong with knocking a few zeros off now and again. It's a tried and tested model. Ask Mugabe.

Google is your friend You answered before my edit was complete. WOW, the service you get from DLers is fantastic. Cheers Lardy, but why only 12 in English speaking countries? Isn't that racist? Ah, I'm just too efficient for my own good. I wondered that - how can a number be different - surely if you've got a trillion apples in one hand in England, they don't turn into 18 trillion (or whatever it is) when you get off the ferry in Calais? ***GEEK ALERT*** (Is there a geek icon?) It starts off in the billions. A US billion was less than the British million but we capitulated and gave up the long scale in terms of money. Adopting the US system does make people look richer I guess. Best stick to standard form.

I have been to London with foreigners. I have not however been to royal sites with foreigners. There are other facets to the capital you know. Perhaps you should try it out I don't think his comment was racist, I am with the following on from the nodding off phrase. However if it did mean that all white men look the same then fantastic. That evens out his comments at Indians 1 Chinese 1 Caucasians 1 (from those I remember). He of course does not look like the President of Russia as he is not white but greco-lizard. P.S. The military junta was never a factor that influenced my family to live in Buenos Aires when I was young.

Why not take the plunge and fully register Mr Mistake?