Monoclinic

Claudia Wankaman. Noise, just head explosive noise.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Bansheerolled! You wouldn't get this from any other guy... I am going to have this tune in my head now for the forseea ble. I think I might have to pop into the lab to knock myself out with some ether. Thanks honez!

Looking at things is the major quality required to be HOS, oh and firing things at your neighbours.

Ah so what you are saying is that ET has one thing in common with mankind...

Is this where I pipe up that Portsmouth is still living in the days of Nelson; scurvy, tooth decay, in-fighting Warriors, syphilis and Mary-Roses full of seamen? At least the visitors at Fratton Park get a two for one on Victories these days...

I am shocked, genuinely shocked. Not because Shirley has snuffed it but because the fact Nielsen had been hospitalised recently seemed to have escaped the radar of one of those thorough to the point of tedium posters. That's got a be a hit for Nielsen surely? Just like a camouflage condom, you didn't see that one coming.

Cock up on the trunks front

I guess Phantom yourself and your American friends probably get the same enjoyment as several of my foreign friends when I explain to them that Britain can come to a standstill at the mere mention of a nanolayer of snow. http://newsthump.com/2010/11/24/uk-prepari...now-approaches/

Er, whatever, more importantly when is Anthea Turner going to die?

Blue cheese dressing has been around since the paleolithic times? That discovery merits a Nature publication.

BBC are saying they fancy a March wedding... up the duff perhaps?

Well, ahem, That poll was undertaken by Charlie himself. Do you think his bedroom is next door

Hear, hear! In my most humble opinion a government cannot show its people that murder is wrong through what is in my eyes state funded murder. Nor can we accept that every verdict is 100% correct. Lock them up, try to rehabilitate and make them work in order to fund the upkeep of the prisons; the last part probably amounts to slavery under the human rights act mind. However on the outside world there are many people who have standards of living below that of a resident of Her Majesty's pleasure (one kinky Queen I dare say!) so I think it is fair that they work a full EU week (or 35 hours if they happen to be French).

[skinner and Baddiel] He was probably playing in the first round of a competition that very morning [/skinner and Baddiel]

The French are, will be and have always been a revolting nation. There's no need for us to lower the standards in line with EU regulation. Je vous remercie.

Google translate has even stretched to dead.

Speaking of dickheads, I saw that chap blade off of the Eiffel Tower. It wasn't first time lucky. Well I say *saw*, we were at the side, saw practiquement fuck tous, however managed to escape across the river and away before most of the crowd could say bonnet de douche.

The whole process of publishing, from start to finish. Bored, bored, bored. When can normal service be resumed? When can I go blow something up? I curse the advancements in home computing.

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Windy, are you FB friends yet? Unfortunately you won't be able to poke her.

Little consolation but at least Fort William scored one in their 8-1 defeat against Wick Academy, eh Aberdeen?

One epileptic mouse attack later and Mrs T's tally crept up by over a 100. I might go back for seconds. Edit: Gutted, it always goes back to 46603 hits. It seems that unlike The Belgrano, you can't hit the opposition when they're down.

So you can spell? And you can find a thread if you want to too. What a fraud. Fuck, just realised you started another bloody thread. Admin alert, new poster on the rampage. I'm trying to work out how the ashtray could be used as a sex aid.

It's the pun wot won it (for Monoclinic)

The Urn Lady Just checked, unfortunately it appears she's still bed blocking.