Monoclinic

A political hot notapotato! Behold! Is that the tumbleweed approaching?

The terrorists will definitely get a UK obit. I was watching Channel 4 news last night with the sound turned down (best way to enjoy it) and saw 1970's-looking film of a bunch of shot-out Mercedes and people with stringy hair. It was like watching The Day of the Jackal. Couldn't figure it out at the time, but they showed the a mug shot of Brigitte Mohnhaupt, so it must have had to do with her parole. Interesting how in one picture she looks like a deranged terrorist, in the other kinda foxy.... Did they then cut to Davina with her saying "you are live on Channel 4 please do not swear" Hence the reason for turning the sound down?

That reads as if, even had they gone entirely the other way, the results would have held any sway whatsoever with the status of nap's modship. Since when is the DL a democracy? I hope it's not, I much prefer a dictatorship Would that be a squid led dictatorship?

Vous ne parlez pas français? Would a Canadian be teaching me mauvais français... I am trying my hardest to improve but now I am confused: i) Can you put vous after negative then and keep the inversion for a question? and ii) Can you just use the ne part - I thought it was the other way round and in slang you could drop the ne like in "J'ai pas" instead of je ne sais pas (and sounding like shay pa). And they said us English were bad at cutting our syllables, how on Earth they expect me to improve.... Legal Disclaimer: I appear to have gone off topic. Sorry.

Thank-you ATJ. Please could some kind mod move me, then delete this. Thank-you!

Maybe we shoud go to Peter Snow and see what his swing-o-meter says?

Tried (and failed) to find a Robert Mugabe thread - I am sure there must be one. My point? This guy is 83 in a couple of weeks, which itself is enough to apply for a warrant from the reaper himself. However I'd like to put him on an assasination watch list for his Anti Robin Hood tactics. Bloody cheeky git!

Work out why on Earth my machine tells me that I am missing flash player and can't see You tube, deadoralive competitions etc. even though I have installed it for the umpteenth time! Which leads to the other lemma I will be working on before I die which is "why problems invariably occur a few days after the twelfth month." Thank-you Murphy!

OMG Hull has a music scene, well you learn something new everyday ;-) and, yes I have blatantly chosen to ignore The Beautiful Shite. No offence. again no offence SC, for this noob has gone so horribly off-topic.

I'd hate to go off topic here with this question but what is tbfch? to be f'in/frank.....???

What is this <<whoreshit>> poll you have created? Pot and kettle spring to mind. You'd have been better to commence with; <<during the war>>, <<when I was in the navy>> or other attention grabbers. You are just inciting us to post more in response to your flames, so what precisely is it you are aiming to achieve, what is your mission statement? Whilst we are on the subject of bitching, it is not clever to berate people in such a puerile fashion. It shows no forethought or charisma. Whilst I am all up for ranting and fisticuffs, as it usually makes for a good chuckle, I prefer the factual based argument for such purposes.

Burping Ron, Winchester's very own tramp celebrity, died just before christmas. His passing was widely reported on the web, local rags and TV, and through the power of google found his photo on someone's myspace... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endID=138747315 We need more local heros who can happily approach strangers in the street and burp in their face, and the man in Phantom's photo fits that bill. Move to Winchester please. Our tourist industry needs you. Okay drivel over.

an apple a day?

Jeremy Clarkson used up all his wife's points?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give it up. There's no use in being a fool about it. W.C. Fields Or should that read If @ 1sT u donT SUckSEEd, tRY, TrY, agaIN. THen gave IT upp. Theirs No MOuSe in bean a FoOl aBOOt iT. WC FeeLDs

Randy old woman I see she wasn't married, maybe she was compensating for other nuts she may or may not have had. reminds me of this old chestnut... Did you hear about the boy with the nut allergy who died of anaphylactic shock? He was forced to play Russian roulette with a bag of Revels.

Still going strong... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6332441.stm

Natural causes....at 49!?! An article in the News of the World today revealed that her body was found surrounded by 15 (empty) bottles of vodka Well if it was in the News of the world, it MUST be true She was obviously doing her research!

I hear there is an inkling of squids gathering in Varadero poised for action.

Newsflash: No one recovers from life, so we all die. Also depending on your viewpoint re. time, we will all soon be dead. If you consider that this universe is a speculative 15 billion years old then 10, 20 years is nothing. Which leads me to a tedious link (and one of my favourite Python songs!) Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at nine thousand miles an hour. It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, round the sun that is the source of all our power. Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, are moving at a million miles a day. In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thousand miles an hour, of a galaxy we call the Milky Way. Our galaxy itself contains a hundred million stars, it's a hundred thousand light-years side to side. It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick, but out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide. We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, we go 'round every two hundred million years. And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whizz. As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know, twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth; And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, cause there's bugger all down here on Earth!

Will they be feeding him liquid cake today in celebration of this momentous achievement?

The ghost of Harold Shipman?

excellent piccie of a "platter of dog meat" - is anyone else feeling hungry? p.s. HF - excellent choice, believe it dissolves bones Tis true, award yourself an A*. Nasty stuff, I always double glove ;-)

I am still in therapy now. I have nightmares when I hear a Manc accent, waking up in cold sweats thinking that he's close by.

Going fishing, eh? You haven't smelt my breath - I had goats cheese for lunch ;-) but if you prefer, I await with bated breath.