Jimh

Without injecting too much politics into this thread the loathesome New Labour whore also voted for the case for war in Iraq, for top up fees, for foundation hospitals, for our glorious "anti" "terror" "legislation" and couldn't be arsed to vote in any of the readings of the ID register bill. Does anyone know which local coal mine? I'll be buggered if I can think of one in her constituency. I'll go away now and ponder who to vote for in the up coming by-election.

While you're here my little Opal Fruit, would you mind telling me what sort of life Myra had?

I think James Hunt is decidedly "peaky" at the moment.

Excellent, level headed arguments there from a nutcase who is clearly at the top of his game. Incidentally, I am very disappointed that there have been so few drive by rantings. An obscure nun got more attention than the Pope. He must be well pissed off.

The reporting of JP's demise has become more than a little ghoulish and is beginning to equal that when Priness Woodentop bought the farm. The BBC is running a "Reporter's log" so you can stay up to date with everything that is written about a dead old man. To save you the effort of going looking for it, here's the most recent entries:

On Friday the delightful chap behind the Holy Moly newsletter described Bono as Which brightened up my morning.

They've given him a feeding tube That's not a good sign.

Evangelist, pet, Apologies if I have interupted your quest but I would appreciate it if you were able to reassure me by confirming that you do not live in the UK? I only ask because I feel much more comfortable knowing there is a significant body of water between myself and headcases like yourself. Cuddles Jim

Victor, you really are not a well man.

Isn't it funny how no one had the same attitute towards Myra Hyndley?

You're a ghastly little tossrag of a human being aren't you? If it's pointless websites you want to stop then you may have your work cut out for you. You may be a newcomer to the civilised world so you may not yet appreciate that most of the files that litter the internet are pointless. As for the many supporters of which you speak, and assuming they are real as opposed to the tiny inhabitants of your bedroom radiator, may I humbly suggest that if they are campaigning to clean up the internet they concentrate first on violent and abusive pornography rather than sites which discuss the demise of well known people in a light hearted manner. All in my personal opinion, you understand.

It looks like he's done a bunk

It's hard to pick a favourite but it's difficult not to love the old boy for his homophobia. >He likes to start 'em young< I appreciate this site is about prediction rather than a wishlist but I can't help feeling everyone would be happier if this loathesome bigot weren't here anymore.

I can understand how the hard of thinking can find this site by accident when they stick a name into google and it spits this one out. I find the tirade of ill considered and illiterate drivel which follows understandable when the person being discussed is a footballer or Pope i.e. someone whom these oafs may be interested in their own simple way. What I cannot grasp is what on earth a f*****t like the poster above was doing searching the internet for references to Simon Wiesenthal in the first place. Perhaps standards at universities have fallen further than I had previously believed.

I've lived in Scotland for 94% of my life and they never seem to tire of trotting out the same old cobblers. Even if they were right about inventiveness, culture, etc, etc, et bloody c then all that would be cancelled out by the mere existence of Travis.

Just imagine being able to gather your grandchildren around you and telling them as they stared at you in amazement and wonder of the time you played Ker-Plunk with Go West

FFS, I really am a weapons grade twat. I meant Nick. Sorry.

Could it be time to add Humphrey Lyttelton to the list? The old boy is getting on a bit.

Until very recently Liam was available for dinner bookings through this enterprising company >just here<. However, he is no longer listed. Whether this is because of ill health or lack of interest is open to speculation. It may also be of interest to those who are keen on breaking bread with Brotherhood of Man.

Some of the Vatican's statements reported >here< are a lot more low key than previous statements. The last time they were saying everything was fine and he'd be up and about in no time. Now they are using words and phrases like "serene" and "a positive way". I suspect Jesus will be wanting him for a sunbeam shortly.

It's OK, I speak moron. It translates approximately as Dear Sir, I am concerned about your recent discussions regarding Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and in particular those comments which pertain to him imminent demise. Reviewing other areas of this forum I have formed the view that you appear to demonstrate a marked bias towards the catholic faith and its leaders and this may be tainting your reporting of the health of our esteemed leader. I believe that you are unaware of the sacrifices our leader has made to achieve his status within our church and would appreciate it if you could acquaint yourself with his teachings and life before commenting further. With fondest regards Roberto

I wouldn't get your hopes up. The language of the report is pretty low key. "Re-admitted", "returned" no "rushed" or "at death's door". "It's this shilly shallying around I can't stand" E Blackadder.

There is a pretty lengthy list of saints Just here. It doesn't list a patron saint for the atheists. There is, however, a patron saint for anesthetists which is as close as I think you are going to get. Edit: Sorry to go on about this but I'd never read a full list patron saints before. There are some seriously lame ones out there. They must have been at the back of the queue when they were handing out causes. Patron Saint of Apple Orchards? You have no chance of pulling with that job. Although possibly slightly more that the poor sod that got hangovers.

Doesn't that really piss you off? You've been looking forward to your big day for months and then a cold goes and ruins it. Perhaps we could have a whip round and get him a box of Anadin Max or something.

Damn, there goes my long term business plans. I don't suppose you might be wrong about the date. You see I'm just about to sign a 25 year lease on an office and I'm going to look a right div if it's blown off the face of the planet in seven years time.