Slave to the Grave

A swear filter is only as good as whoever's programming it. It blithering well is. In the meantime George Melly's forum is under attack with seemingly no-one prepared to defend it. The spammers are over it like a colony of fleas. This is what would happen here were it not for the willingness of mods and admins to carry out regular grooming. I have complained to the House of Graham and received the following reply this evening: Hi Dave and Mrs G. Our apologies for allowing the activities you've highlighted these accounts have been terminated forthwith. We trust that this will not diminish your enthusiasm for George's forum. We are working to bring the entire site up-to-date but as we are a non-profit organisation and we do not receive any funds to support this service, it does take us a little longer to achieve our objectives!! Thanks again for your assistance, Regards House of Graham Support Team Strategic Analysts, Computer Sciences Web Developers & Web Support

Mmm if the asker happens to be a comely 25 year old female .

Bon anniversaire M. Inblack. Here's a nice black cake to match your outfit:

Can I just add that 'gone for a pearly bath' sounds a bit rude.

Gen. Pinochet, for the 11th time. Yawn.

Oh, I think you forgot my points.

Chat room lurkers

Pinochet. Don't know why, I just feel it in my water.

They were all showing on my screen LG. There's definitely something odd going on. Everyone was showing when I arrived in chat last night, but then when I refreshed a few minutes later, only LG was showing although no-one had left.

Bon Anniversaire Mme Tits. Have a fantastic day

It seems Donny is getting in on the act. The Donny comes home concert. They're Welsh you know.

We managed to get broadband last month, 1 whole meg, holy crappola. We might get a gas supply soon. I work from home so I suppose it's all of the above. I sort of hoped that the arrival of broadband here (still only 512K) might signal the start of technological revolution, but nope, still no sign of gas or sewers.

According to The Osmonds website (scroll down a bit to find the Rewind Tour), it's only Wayne, Jay and Jimmy who are taking part.

That sounds a little bit rude.

Bon Anniversaire Handrejka. Hope you have a fantastic day and a wonderful weekend.

I have to agree with you CO, I quite enjoy deciphering Mr B's posts, if anyone finds them objectionable all they have to do is hit the ignore button then they don't have to read them. I agree too Cap'n. They are often amusing and at worst requiring of more energy than I can muster to translate. Certainly not objectionable and definitely not worthy of deletion. (Have you been on a Royal Forums moderator training course TH?)

Have you seen the damage that can be done with a snooker cue TH?

You might be even easier to find if you dressed up like your avatar. In fact, wouldn't it be easier if we all just dressed up like our avatars.

If previous discussions on the subject are anything to go by, I think you might be a little bit disappointed. p.s I couldn't get my tombstone to work either MPFC. It said 'hanged in error' or words to that effect.

How about Walthamstow dog track? It has function rooms and a bar and if we all hate each other or haven't got anything in common, we can concentrate on the races instead.

In view of his forum being kept alive almost entirely by DL members, may I suggest Mr George Melly.

We'll I'd be up for it and will be in London for 2 weeks over Christmas. Have no idea about good venues etc as I haven't been there for so long.

He probably did a little fishing as a boy. However, I thought it was Moses who parted large tracts of water. You are right Mr Josco, it was Moses. Jesus was the Red Sea pedestrian (also a bit irritating for the fishermen I should imagine).

Who gives a F**k if it's a global game. If you had a poll among the world, American sports would dominate. There is absolutely no doubt about it. Well if the USA ran the poll like it ran Bush v. Gore you probably would win. Fishing is global. Even Jesus did it. Did Jesus actually do any fishing? I seem to remember from Sunday school (many years ago so details are a bit vague) that he was more a fish monger than a fisherman. Also a dab (ha ha) hand at parting large bodies of water, probably much to the anger of local fishermen.

Edgar Allen Poe is mine too, having first been rejected by Beethoven