Slave to the Grave

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'Site web' is what the French call a website. It's a bit like le parking, le camping and le weekend I suppose.

Cook up a nice bit of roadkill.

Sorry but just had to ask - what the Hell are you talking about?? Perhaps they sneezed with their eyes open.

Oh, not another one! . It could happen!!

Excellent suggestions Mr Godot. I have to say, I favour the Godettes' idea as whilst we've spouted forth garden expertise, we haven't actually lifted a finger to help. So suddenly grabbing garden implements and setting to work on the shrubbery might ring alarm bells, particularly as they live a good half an hour away. We have devised a plan of our own however, which goes as follows: We go round for lunch, get them drunk (not too difficult), kill their cat and then offer to bury it for them whilst they stay inside and hide the terrible truth from the children. We then dig up the dog and swap him for the cat. Any bones we leave behind can be passed off as cat bones. If they insist on a pet funeral and won't leave the burial site, we can simply bury the cat on top of the dog, thus ensuring a permanent memorial.

Quite a few strange ones here. I particularly liked this one: 'A burnt corpse and scuba gear was found in an extinguished brush fire near the Laguna mountains. Upon investigation, it was found that several ariel water drops were made to the fire, one of them including a scuba diver. He was scooped up, dropped a few hundred feet and then burned to death while putting out a brush fire.'

I remember Frankie Avalon in Grease. Beauty School Dropout

Three years, in heavy clay soil complete with lead, collar and nametag bearing dog's name, owners' name and telephone number. If they do dig him up, we may have some explaining to do.

I am beginning to think my record collection is cursed Off to the shops for a copy of Cliff Richard's collaboration with Dire Straits.

I'm afraid it's a bit boring really . My Aunt died and we house-sat for a few months whilst the house was sold. Our 17 year old lurcher finally shuffled during our stay, so we buried him in the garden. The house was sold shortly after and we became friends with the new owners. We never told them at the beginning and now, several years down the line, its a bit late. We've so far managed to prevent him from being accidentally dug up, by claiming to have lots of garden expertise and heavily influencing their vegetable patch positioning. This can only go on for so long however and we have recently been considering the possibility of secretly digging him up again and reburying him in our own garden.

Another soul singer with 'colliery connections', Isaac Hayes, ('The Theme from Shaft'), was rushed to hospital recently suffering from 'exhaustion'.

Still a long way to go before Mr. O'Sullivan's thread overtakes Pope John Paul's, in either posts or views. But with more inane posts like my one here, we'll be there in no time.

Gosh, that happened to my Wurlitzer once. I think you'll find that Osama's would be a Mohammond.

He's moving his eyelids. This is almost as exciting as darts.

I knew Bob Hope was English, but I'm not so sure about your post.

I wanted to vote for 13

What would you actually do with your Lemmy wart I wonder, once you got it home?

Surely it's not compulsory to read it? No it's not, but it's there and it's morbidly fascinating. I might throw it on the fire tomorrow.

According to this he was considering selling them on the internet.

I'm currently struggling through a book left by some Australian guests called 'Beyond Bad'. It tells the story of Katherine Knight who stabbed her lover to death, skinned him, cooked him and fed him to his children. Charming book - I wish they'd taken it home with them.

and Stephen Hawking & Abdelaziz Bouteflika go together.. how? ...like rama lama lama ka dinga de dinga dong

Perhaps you should have a little look on the calendar. Why? Anubis is still listed..... Why don't you have a little peek at September?

...................and he has also managed to get 3 years younger..................... Meanwhile nobody has ever acknowledged my brthday of September 31st.......wonder why that is................ Oh well..... Happy Again Birthdays Anubis........................... Perhaps you should have a little look on the calendar.

OOOH-OH THE OKEY-COKEY! Or would that be the Strokey-Cokey.