Slave to the Grave

Do you smoke a pipe by any chance Notapotato?

Or is that a lot of awful entries?

Aye, it was shut. Anyone here ever been to Maryport? No, but I've heard it's full of gay pubs.

Given the slightest opportunity, most 'relevant' threads seem to veer wildly off course. The trick is in finding the right thread for your particular digression. Personally I can't remember the last time I mentioned death. I do hope this isn't a banning offence.

methinks? I don't like that way of speech it reminds me of a wacky scientist who is performing an idea that is way beyond his abilitys. Reminds me of Rentaghost. Methinks.

I bet his family Christmas get-togethers are a hoot. 'Ho, Ho, Ho' Blimey, that was rubbish. If I were less of a man, I'd delete it. Well I chuckled, but then I'm bored and easily pleased.

I have often noticed that and wondered, what exactly happenned on Nov 9th 2004 to give us so many hits? Here's a clue. (Well, a bit more than a clue really.)

Blacks were a bit thin on the ground too! Maybe an investigative program should run RR to ground and ask if he was a closet fascist all along. Were there black people in the 60s & 70s? I don't remember seeing them anywhere on TV. Well there was the 'Black and White Minstrel Show'.

raider+Dec 20 2005, 12:36 AM--> QUOTE(Tom( raider @ Dec 20 2005, 12:36 AM) She is not quite the best looking centenarian I've ever seen, that's for sure. (I googled, and she actually made it to 102, before finally submitting to the inevitable in 1999). But let's get back to our beloved Brooke. Does anyone know what 'being active in NY society' actually means? Well this is being old and 'active' in GB society according to Google.

Perhaps we should ask the family.

I think you'll find there is already a Charlton Heston thread here Iain. [Now merged - Teddy]

That's quite a taxing question.

Same here, on both counts. I like your new dress! Why thankyou Captain. I was just admiring your hat.

I've entered already. If only I could be as organised about the rest of my life.

You're in good company. Visit Knobheads Korner

By the look of that 'penis', it's not the only thing to have gone off.

I hope not. First Larry Pestilence, now Gunjaman.......

I'm going to give it a whirl. I've done it. Although three deadpools in one night has quite exhausted me. I must retire.

"Michael J Fox...beating the bejeezus out of George Foreman". Superb, Gunjaman! That's an image to brighten up anyone's friday morning. Whatever happened to Gunjaman? I did enjoy his postings.

We have pictures... What is the relevance of the giant penis and the green merkin?

Gordon Duncan't....play the bagpipes anymore.

I'm going to enter as soon as I've thought up a name and a team - so probably just before midnight on 31st December. At least it will give me something to talk to elderly relatives about on New Years Eve - there's nothing like a good discussion about death with old people on the eve of a new year.

Which comes as a great relief to his neighbours, no doubt. No cause of death given, it was sudden we know, possibly violent?. Perhaps you've identified the perpetrators.

It suits you, although my favourite has to be 'Anubis the Jackie'. Oh, and the male/female thing, I'd be quite interested to know how you can tell?

It was just something I heard that's all. Our Captain Oates is a woman. That much I know. Oatsy's a woman?????? My, this is fun! I had always assumed Captain Oates and Notapotato were in some way related, brothers perhaps? I don't know why?