Slave to the Grave

Personally I never had a problem with their rudeness, it was the predictable nature of their posts that became so tedious.

Getting back on topic for a minute, perhaps OMJ and T 'jumped' rather than were 'pushed', and it would be no wonder, since some of you boys were quite mean to them. I think OMJ was becoming quite fond of me. My afternoon coffee break/check-up on the Deathlist is not the same since they went. Could they be on holiday together?

I'm sure many people would prefer a nice cup of tea to some sex of the particular variety to which Boy George is allegedly partial I can not think why this subject should arise on this particular thread? One of those 'slips' I suppose.

I'm fairly certain that Boy George once claimed to prefer a 'nice cup of tea' to sex.

I'm ever so glad. I bealive too.

The search at the bottom of the main page seems to work. Not quite as good as the one at the top used to be

Yes, we were just larking about, it's not illeagle you know.

Not a 'smiley' exactly, but would this image do? It would be perfect if they only had slightly pinker cheeks.

AlbatRoss Davidson doesn't give two hoots. (sorry) (can someone please invent an embarrassed smiley).

Hello Larry, I had assumed that you had taken Stayin' Alive's advice and put the kettle on.

That you OMJ?

That's open to debate. Look out for any posts about Lady Bird Johnson, I bet DLO will return to annoy us eventually. Anybody could claim to be DLO! I'm DLO and so's my wife!

Couldn't possibly be Stayin', where are the tight white trousers?

OMJ, we are going to have to stop this bickering or people will start to think we fancy each other. I would however like to take this opportunity to thank you for your increasingly polite and respectful responses to my posts. Thank you. SttG

A rude bunch on this site. No one has responded to your post. Perhaps I'm the only half-wit on here, or maybe everyone else is bored with the subject. I have a couple of responses to make to your post, which, as someone of your intelligence would know is the purpose of a forum. Firstly, it would appear that I am one of a minority that actually finds your stream of consciousness interesting. Secondly, I am amazed how seriously some people take this forum; which is after all a light-hearted look at death. P.S. I'm sure it does not apply to you, but, this thing you have with vomit could be interpreted as subconscious self loathing. Just a thought of course.

I would have to disagree with you Football Fan. Posts by OMJ/T are very similar in style, tone and content. The level of repetition alone would suggest that if they are not the same author, there exists a very close collaboration (he/she/they seem to like that word for some reason ). A bit of a 'who typed it?' mystery. For two people to join this forum within 24 hours of each other and share the same fixations would seem unlikely, but possible. An author of Graham Greene's ability could not prevent his increasing fixation with Catholicism seep into his writing to the detriment of the novel, 'The End Of The Affair'. With OMJ/T this fixation is nationalism and their sexuality. Although of course T is Irish, and OMJ is British, and they posted at exactly the same time today so they can't be the same person, can they? Still, no crime has been commited, except perhaps 'incitement to racial hatred'. (The 'charactor' of OMJ is a clumsy attempt to make any overseas reader hate the British, which of course we don't). Multiple identities already exist on this forum I'm sure, and if they are entertaining, so what? Without OMJ on the General Pinochet thread who would have criticized someone's illiteracy with a spelling mistake, a classic Just a thought of course I hope you and Mrs Football Fan are well, and still enjoying married life.

I can't get the hang of this one at all, but I enjoyed discovering which body parts the different zombies rip off.

Any news on Carlos? I'm assuming that he gave up on his diet, as we haven't heard any news of his demise.

What about Sister Lucia, her death generated a few posts and gave us Eileen for a few weeks. Surely you haven't forgotten her already? Whilst I'm here, can I have my vote again please because now its been put right, I haven't the foggiest idea who I voted for.

Small consolation I'm sure, but it did make me laugh.

Makes me proud, a country that has produced cars where seats and doors are optional extras.

A bit obvious but, no, never heard of him. Why, I wonder, the name change from Kelly to Linkletter? Silly name.

Sell the Clio - nasty tinny thing! Buy a Five. Horribly dangerous, but fantastic fun to drive. Or even a Four. Even more dangerous and a funny gear stick as well.

....although perhaps something like, '...were at the time part of a major military power', would give your post a little more gravitas, and make it sound less like a homoerotic fantasy Just a thought You boys and your macho avatars. Ah, go and boil your head. Or better still, go forth and multiply. Oh, you bitch!

... although perhaps something like..'when the finest army in the world arrived', would give your post a little more gravitas, and make it sound less like a homoerotic fantasy. Just a thought You boys and your macho avatars I'm think I'm beginning to repeat myself.