Slave to the Grave

Happy Birthday Honez. Hope you enjoy 'Boxing Birthday' as much as Birthday Eve.

What do you mean? If you need to ask Millwall, you're probably driving one. I'm sure he mentioned working in the BBC canteen.

That rings a bell

You can ask George Melly if he wants to help himself along here. We already have. Take a little look at the George Melly thread.

Happy Birthday VSBfH. Also belated Happy Birthday to Moosey who's avatar I always liked. So that you don't feel left out of the cake frenzy, here's one for you too:

Frank Bruno.

Many happy returns Bou. I've scoured the internet for hours on end trying to find a Johnny Depp cake. I'm afraid this is the best I could do:

David Icke springs to mind. Although his seems to have been going on unchecked for too long to be merely a nervous breakdown.

Which category did you have in mind? (we really do need a vomit smiley)

Possibly. Marvellous military milinary though.

Sorry Hein, I forgot to answer the first question. I have now voted for Charlton, not quite as athletic as he used to be.

I've been trying to vote for the very athletic Charlton Heston, but I keep getting an error message.

Happy Birthday M. Lawrenson . Here's a nice car cake for you. Quite suitable (sort of, well same initial anyway)

Next performance 7th January, Norbreck Castle Hotel in Blackpool.

That's a shame, we'll be in London for 2 weeks over Christmas and I'd been hoping that he may be performing elsewhere over the festive season. Dave and I would have loved to catch him at Ronnie Scotts, but it was a tad too early for us. Tant pis

How about some DL fridge magnets. We could send them out to all the candidates this Christmas and perhaps to Brinsworth House too.

Great minds think alike

Scared to death by fairies (amongst other things).

Bon Anniversaire Weatherman 90. Have a chocolate (magic) log:

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Happy Anniversary DL. I'm having real problems accepting that 1986 was 20 years ago . My first memories of celebrity deaths were Peter Sellers and John Lennon both in 1980. For some reason I was disproportionately upset about Peter Sellers.

On the subject of French films, I saw 'The return of Martin Guerre' a couple of weeks ago. A really excellent film starring a young Gerard Depardieu before the debauchery had caught up with him.

A swear filter is only as good as whoever's programming it. It blithering well is. In the meantime George Melly's forum is under attack with seemingly no-one prepared to defend it. The spammers are over it like a colony of fleas. This is what would happen here were it not for the willingness of mods and admins to carry out regular grooming. I have complained to the House of Graham and received the following reply this evening: Hi Dave and Mrs G. Our apologies for allowing the activities you've highlighted these accounts have been terminated forthwith. We trust that this will not diminish your enthusiasm for George's forum. We are working to bring the entire site up-to-date but as we are a non-profit organisation and we do not receive any funds to support this service, it does take us a little longer to achieve our objectives!! Thanks again for your assistance, Regards House of Graham Support Team Strategic Analysts, Computer Sciences Web Developers & Web Support

Mmm if the asker happens to be a comely 25 year old female .

Bon anniversaire M. Inblack. Here's a nice black cake to match your outfit: