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Suicide watch for Karen Matthews. Doubt her mood will lift greatly if she sees the cover of this morning's Sun with it's 'Public Enemy Number 1' headline.

It looked like timely intervention had saved the latest tryer, but she's dead.

I concur with my esteemed colleague DDT on this matter, a depressing site for those of us intent on see 'the cund' deliver points this year. I feel for you also DDT over the fact that Salisbury's 2-0 victory last night did Exeter some damage. Still make the play offs though, right?

I salute a fellow poster with breeding on a par with mine. If they ever discover I can read and write they'll run me out of town.

I always suspected Joey Deacon myself. Perfect assassin, an intelligent man who could pass for not being so. Dealt a grim enough deal in life to be understandably bitter, therefore amenable to assassin training and - finally - impossible to understand under interrogation!

The Sun ran a story yesterday reminding the world that a recent episode of Shameless involved a faked kidbnap for the purposes of getting money. I mean, you couldn't make this sh*t up. There's people stumbling all round West Cumbria, scratching their heads and mumbling;' That lot in Dewsbury, they're worse than us!'

A thought mind, if the DL had existed back then would Oswald have been the kind to join up and vent his venom?

Steven Wells AKA Seething Wells AKA Susan Williams has been battling cancer for a while, something he wrote about here. Only just discovered this surfing his wiki page, which suggests he continues to fight. One to watch, mind.

Do you really want HIM to turn up or a piece of him in an armadillo's turd?

Anyone seen Mark Speight?

Does this mean any of the paps will go to prison? It would be great if Romuald Rat spent some time inside caged like, er, like, some sort of animal. In a cage. British jury passing a verdict on events in France, so no it doesn't. In any case this is a civil verdict and it can't - legally speaking - determine criminal prosecutions. Obviously, Henri Paul is beyond prosecution.

Manslaughter, though she was a woman, obviously. Henri Paul and the Pap snappers all to blame.

Assualt someone with an offensive weapon, you know; like a Hedgehog.

I'd heard about this; researchers are looking into whether the bug will die of cholestrol poisoning before Frenchie cops it.

I think there's still life in Hélène Thornton-Bosmen (b 1934) who traded under a number of names in largely forgettable acting roles. Her changing names and subsequent legging it to France make her hard to find online. Her one enduring claim to fame - that of being Paula Yates' mother - should earn her press coverage when she goes.

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Kenny Richey, who has a serious heart condition to contend with as well as his suicidal impulses, has been dabbling in cocaine and leading a generally unhealthy lifestyle since his release. Not very old is he, I'm thinking DDP points, like.

Linked article mentions Mike Donovan, 39 year old uncle of Shannon Matthews' step-dad slashed his wrists and took an overdose in jail. Scheduled for trail in November, before this little hiccup threatened a delay. Assuming he sees out the year and the eventual trial kicks off this year there could be deadpool points in the offing.

Pollack, just to be different. Though the 20+ percent of the vote heading Dunnwards again is interesting. Is this wishful thinking or is there stuff going on we should ALL know about?

Probably, but you'd have a hard time getting them to see it that way.

Re the Orpington air crash, just heard they're going to prosectute the homeowners for leaving the landing light on.

Yeah, well the silence might be filled by conspiracy theorists.

League P W D L Pts GD 1. Swansea City 41 24 10 7 82 +36 2. Carlisle United 41 23 9 9 78 +23 3. Doncaster Rovers 42 21 10 11 72 +21 8 points from 5 games needed.............

Yeah, well I don't think he's coming to grief in the near future.

Maybe he'd be happier in Guantanamo Bay!