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Re 'Randy Andy' and the AIDS rumour; leave it, he's too fat for it to be true, okay?

Some corkers above with which I wholeheartedly agree, a few others I think we should consider: Michael DeBakey Lindsey Hughes: A particular favourite at MPFC Towers, academic and notable to the point of assured broadsheet obit, and suffering a touch of the old terminal liver cancer. Evel Knieval Tsien Hsue-shen: Father of Chinese Rocketry, unlikely to be blasting for another year. Anton Balasingham;Tamil Tiger negotiator Edward Upward: Another MPFC Towers favourite, poet who's already topped a ton in age. Broadsheet obits already prepared, apparantly.

Rocket Ronnie O'Sullivan was comin' close to a breakdown, walking away from a game with Stephen Hendry yesterday. Hasn't exactly impressed the snooker authorities.

And this version of The Shining.

Jessie Gilbert; suicidal young chess star got a fleeting mention here. The above link is to the news story about her dad being acquitted of raping her. So she just got the idea of telling a few people he had and then topping herself to add a little gravitas to the lies eh? Oh, those wacky chess stars, put the rest of us in the shade with their antics they do!

CURRENT VACANCIES Prostitutes wanted Area: Suffolk Pay: Hourly rates up to 100 pounds Hours: Generall sociable, occasionally murder. I'll get me coat.

that's brilliant That looks bloody awful Please tell me that this is a hoax? Course it's a hoax Phantom, pretty much the whole thing is culled from existing Leonardo movies re-edited. It's probably been done by a Film Studies student who's already punting the you tube reference round his prospective employers suggesting he's a talented editor in the making.

Aye, seconded. I'd say his role in 'Chatham' - currently in pre-production ahead of a 2008 release - is in serious doubt given the untimely death. His IMDB entry is not recommended for those short of time.

Ringo! Why?

Nowt on whether he's kicked the sixty a day habit, I'm guessing he has. Gretna are also looking up, considering a ground share with Motherwell until Raydale Park is ready for SPL footy.

Boris plays in a celeb footy match against the Germans You can imagine the rest, observe the gentle congratulatory pat on the bum from team-mate Ray 'Butch' Wilkins after our man has tackled with his customary tact and diplomacy.

Panic over where Bob's concerned although a shuffle along to the end of the video shows him fleeing the flames and sustaining the burns that threatened his life. Observe the nonchalent way he flashes his burned leg, it wasn't so funny when it went septic. It's on you tube.

I trust that after about ten minutes of enjoying the spectacle somebody phoned for an ambulance. These days people normally get it on the phone camera, get help and then load the footage on YouTube.

Is he still there DDT? Haven't heard much about him recently. Re public breakdowns Oliver McCall suffered one big style fighting Lennox Lewis in 1997.

It's sad man, no bullshit. And it's almost certainly Marra. A hot topic of conversation in West Cumbria where she was much loved.

Titanic 2: Back to the Surface.

S'cuse me for dragging this thread back to the health of notable people; anyone know how Jean of Luxembourg is doing at present? He's no spring chicken and he hasn't always been well.

Maybe he should have stuck to blowing and not sucking!

For those of us gazing at the above two posts in confusion could someone involved - like - describe roughly what was on the now disabled link?

A natty re-design, I like its user friendly qualities. I'll like it even more when Tammy Faye ups my points score.

Crikey; the more I think about it the more there's only one death of the year.

Spike Milligan, quite famously, after which he joked he was the only comedian with a certificate to say he was sane.

Cheered me up, I'm not last for a change. Got TFM in a coupla deadpools as well, she can go as soon as she likes where that's concerned. Though, with so many good contenders lining up at the moment I'd love to see is start the new DL with a slew of slaughter.

Ms Lizzie No longer old and in the way. Ah, a few points at long last!

Ronnie Biggs Because he's a slippery customer and he'll try and do a bunk when he thinks nobody is watching.