Stayin Alive

What does Montel want with a tap dancer on his show?

You know what, I am an idiot. My eyes need testing.

Oh, you know, I thought he was too, but then I looked at IMDB and they persuaded me otherwise! Good call though.

And lets not forget dear Leslie Crowther either, for that matter. 72 and still going despite that near miss with his roller a few years ago...

Here's a fantastic quote from Gaz's agent: "His agent Alex Armitage admitted when he went into hospital that there could be 'a hundred and one things wrong with him'. But he said yesterday: "He's only suffering from pneumonia and not the countless (101) other things being rumoured." He has got a point though, I mean, 101 things looks to be about right from the photo in the Mail (DWB ) Incredible to think he is actually only 37. Half-time...

You've got to give it to the darts associations, I mean, how crazy is it that they are both on at the same time. I too had this problem the other day - purely watching for research purposes, of course (DWB).

Is it too early to suggest a conspiracy theory?

If I remember correctly, it was for the default Admin account (or something similar), which was killed. Nothing to do with any unexpected car crashes I'm afraid!

Not something I should admit to, but errr, did anyone else see Gazza on Strictly Come Ice Skating? I was looking for his gurney and just couldn't see it - he looked life threateningly terrible on that show. Are we sure nothing else is up with him?

Arthur C Clarke safe in Sri Lanka 06:09 AEDT Fri Dec 31 2004 http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=25520

No 'related links' on that page

Weatherman9000.... I thought you were.....

Artie Shaw dies. http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/ae/2971467

Over Dunn It?

Indeed she is. Congestive heart failure would be a first for us, I think.

Very good DWB. Is Falko still alive? I must say that at first glance I thought Heaven Can Wait's avatar was the Fonz. Did HCW change his avatar because somebody else started using the same avatar - can't recall who now? BTW - I hate cats too.

If you want a fond reminder, or your are an obsessive, check out tvark.org.uk... I'm sure there is a news clip of him. I love the old News at 545 title music - it sounds so wonderful, even after all these years.

The Russian equivalent of our Chequers I guess. Better keep an eye on Prescott and Howard then, if they ever stay there.

The clergy at large or someone else on your mind?

What? You mean to say that there is still a Kennedy alive?

Looks like a mutant cross between John Hurt and Alan Rickman, in typical badie guise, a la Die Harder. Either that or a case of an undiganoised streptococcal disease. Come on, you've got to face up to the fact it might be that.

Reminds me of that great part of the Woody Allen film - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask - the bit with the cross-dressing husband.

Keith Floyd - A recipe for disaster? 60 and two recent stokes. I hardly recognised him the other day in the paper. The old fella is a shadow of his former self

At least we can all look up to Lord Hutton though.

Rosa Parks Has Dementia, Can't Remember?