Stayin Alive

Signed in clear ballpoint pen again then...

Oh for god's sake!

Reaper, I need a word with you in my Deathlist office. That cheque got sent back as unpaid.

I thought a pedofile was someone who just couldn't get enough of The Streets? Although you could be asking Chris Morris, of Brasseye fame, about the spelling, as this is how he seems to pronouce is the most recent Brasseye. And whilst we are on the subject, isn't oxymoron an acne remedy/preparation?

And so not Cul-de-sac either.

Enter Gerry Robinson... I'll Show God Who's Boss!

I've lost count of the number of books I've had signed in clear ballpoint pen. Bidding already seems ferocious. What about Trapped In a Dark, Tight Space (1994)? Any signed videos of that one?

Bravo! p.s. An obit in the Guardian too. Famous = yes.

And you thought Abu Hamza had got off the hook...

Come on guys. Surely it's: Alice, Alice, who the f*** was Alice... AND/OR Alice in wonderland.

Yeah, I heard that he was diabetic too, but only after he died. I guess it wasn't something he needed to share with everyone, but I was surprised to hear it. Didn't seem to get in the way of business at the Big Chill - we (the crowd) was pleased enough with his performance

You want me to change the record?

A real, real shame. Peely really was quite unique. But, I have no choice but to say, that he is a bit of a 'dead beat'.

Unwittingly, I believe. A victim of circumstance.

Hehe. Oh I do vaguely remember that. These such conundrums rarely come up in our modern times.

Is that the same newsagent where you have your card - hitman for hire, reasonable prices, good acurate shot, serious callers only please, no domestics - in one of those plastic wallets, normally in the window, that holds roughly 50 other business cards for people to advertise in? Considering that you're his #1 fan, I'm a bit surprised that you are so willing to Fix It For Him.

Did Johnathan King release that record?

I could resist doing two... http://www.mrpicassohead.com/canvas.html?id=18d7477 http://www.mrpicassohead.com/canvas.html?id=00d66ce A great little diversion. Fun to see the other submissions too.

When she does finally stop breathing, or they turn off the plethora of machines, do you think she - The Mail - is famous enough to get an an obit in England, Scotland and Wales?

Oh god, a good few years ago now. Back when she used to be on the stupid box, which really was quite some time ago. I seem to remember that both she and her husband recently came out in support of some celebrity or another - I cannot place who it was, although it might of been Anthea Turner - but not sure. I think she is well out of the Foulds-Woods now though.

Ok, so I'm wearing my BORIS t-shirt and I hear that his post bag is full, but that first website just seems like a classic case of too many forums and not enough people or posts. Good job we never did that

Deathline suggestion: We won't meet again.

Oh! Embarrassingly, that is the same article that I, errrr, read the other day Oh well...

Maybe Pete should try the Lib Dems then... They might be a bit more open-minded.