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Johnston explains his motivation behind the book here. "For what it's worth, my opinion is that reading and writing about awful acts are worthwhile activities because they put us in extreme situations and make us wonder how we would cope - not least, how we will cope with death, something we're all going to face sooner or later" I think perhaps that Paul should atone for his appropriation of our good name by becoming a member, assuming he's not one already.

Me and my seven other personalities are up there with you, NAP/Whores. And my drug-addled corpse was worth even less, if memory serves.

Come on Lady G, where's the Dunkirk spirit?! After all, Banshees has managed to post over 3 million thousand times using just his left foot. Anyway, all the best with the recovery and enjoy the being-waited-on by scsi.

Maybe it's wrong to prod this thread awake after its 14-month hibernation, but I'm going to do it anyway in honour of His Honour's honour. It seems that Dickie O has been cruelly overlooked yet again, while the likes of Mrs Wank Wank are 'rewarded' with gongs.

Paranoid: High Schizoid: Very High Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: High Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Have I accidentally wandered on to the DL dating agency? I have hair and all my own teeth.

I'll let someone else have the pleasure of booting this arse-witted hamster firmly through the plate-glass window of derision

Kurt Cobain That's the problem with these quizesque threads Ronaldo - a bit of googling and bob's your uncle. I would imagine that 90% of skinhead bands (not to mention other Nazi-sympathisers like Bowie) have ditties about Adolf. Kurt Waldheim not so much, but he should at least inspire a poem of thanks from one or other of us death-starved 'Listers.

Kurtains for the Nazi. He's probably being reported elsewhere, but from his own thread it's goodbye and good riddance. On the google charts he's #1 in 'kurt waldheim dead/death' and #2 in 'died'. Hello all you guests - I don't expect too much ranting on his behalf though.

I cannot believe that Joey Ramone, from that most New York of bands, The Ramones, is buried in Hollywood...What a sell-out! and Jim Morrison, whose career was synonymous with Los Angeles, is buried in Paris The rate she's going, I wouldn't be surprised if Paris was buried in Los Angeles before long.

Zut alors, rumbled by the dogged Hercule pas d’une Pomme de Terre. I’ll come quietly, monsieur.

The director was just doing his job. Anyway I was watching the season finale of the Soprano's last night remainder of post deleted, along with Banshees' original post Can any other Americans please try and refrain from giving away Sopranos plot spoilers since we don't get the last few episodes over here till, like, 2010. I mean, really, what IS the point of all that ass-kissing special relationship bullshit, hey... British TV programming - into Room 101 with you. I suppose I could always watch it on the interweb.

Bad-looking crash for Kubica in the Canadian GP, hope the bloke's OK.

First there was there was this And now there is this and . How long till Messi becomes a podgy little cokewhore, then.

Labour peer, Scottish devolutionist and mildly famous person named Harry, Harry Ewing is no more. It feels a bit strange and creepy for me to be posting in this thread. I'm getting out of here...

I'm surprised it took so long

He's often my best pal at 2am, but he can be a right c**t at 8 the next morning when I'm late for work and looking for a pair of socks, head pounding.

George Martin, among many, has always reckoned the White Album would make a cracking single album. So, if you were to whittle the original 30 down to 12, what would you pick? Mine would be (in no particular order): Back in the USSR Julia Let's Be Natural Dear Prudence Why Dont we do it in the Road I'm So Tired Blackbird Happiness is a Warm Gun Everybody's Got Something to Hide etc Revolution #1 Long long long Revolution #9 (honest!!) Mother Nature's Son Apologies that this is in no way related to the DL. That Lennon eh, he got shot dead, innit.

I beg to differ... ...again ...and again ...and again Darn, that'll learn me to google 'pneumonia died 69' before I open my big mouth

He's 71 the guy who did EMU died years ago! Is this Guest Post of the Year so far or what? EMU was Roy HULL FFS! It was ROD Hull FFS!!! As opposed to star of Miami Vice Girls and many other no-doubt classics, Rod Hudd

He's not too hale and hearty right now, but 69-yr-olds don't usually die of pneumonia, I'm guessing.

Those old baseball managers like Tommy Lasorda and Earl Weaver could certainly show our own footy managers such as Jose, Fergie or Strachan (and DL guests) how to rant in style. I know these clips are as old as the hills, but they really are a must for any self-respecting fan of quality swearing.

Here's one from b3ta that captures the true spirit of Britain.

Betting to win and place on the same horse. Correct, so in this case the win bet is obviously void but the place bet is a winner, at either (depending on the type of race and the bookie you back with) a quarter or a fifth odds. Anyway, it won't be paying for a holiday for the despicable Mr Shanks, but he does still have a shirt on his back.

This'll make him die laughing: Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..." ...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!" or even... Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day. The day of the execution arrived, and the doctor was led up to the guillotine. As he strapped the doctor to the guillotine, the executioner asked, "Head up or head down?" "Head up," said the doctor. "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised the axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped barely an inch above the doctor's neck. Well, the law stated that if an execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the doctor was set free. Then the chemist was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or head down?" said the executioner. "Head up." "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised his axe, and z-z-z-z-ing! Down came the blade--and stopped an inch above the chemist's neck. Well, the law stated that if the execution didn't succeed the first time the prisoner had to be released, so the chemist was set free. Finally the engineer was led up to the guillotine. "Head up or head down?" "Head up." "Blindfold or no blindfold?" "No blindfold." So the executioner raised his axe, but before he could cut the rope, the engineer yelled out: "WAIT! I see what the problem is!". And last but not least... Q: What was Saddam's last word? A: Shiiiite

Ditto.