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Wikipedia is 21 today. Only a couple of years older than this very site, which naturally they still refuse to acknowledge. (Edit: Sorry, I mean 20 - Wikipedia misinformed me)

That just leaves old Poindexter of the original/classic line-up, always the likeliest outcome. Poor old Sylvain; we even have a niche thread perfect for him and he still doesn’t make it. But pop star is fair enough, even if he was a failed one. Mock rock, anyone?

Maybe the 'Capitol Jamiroquai' should go in here, as the poor lamb has refused to eat since his arrest, citing the lack of all-organic food on the detention centre menu. Seems happy enough to wear a dead animal on his head, mind.

Both still in Vegas, naturally - Siggy on a slab for now, while Roy's presumably still hanging out in an urn in his chum's bedroom. I wouldn't be surprised if they both get shipped off to the Secret Garden at the Mirage now, so your wish may come true.

Bollocks, I forgot the key word... poof!

Now you see him, now you don't.

Interesting thread. So romantic.

As bad as Nick Hewer is, I just can't watch Countdown at all when the 'bantastic' Colin Murphy sits in for him. So... why the fuck does this thread have my most hated, superfluous, Japanese knotweed of a word at the start of its title, yeah no?

I spent a NYE out clubbing with him once. No heroin was consumed, but some other stuff was. All in all, a somewhat weird night.

So ist das Leben. At least he wasn’t eaten by a tiger.

Be it 2021, March 2020 or even about 1980, the word 'can' must be omitted for the joke to function at its optimum level. Yours in jest, Professor Jokey McJokeface, University of Comedy, Milton Keynes.

Looks like it's going to be yet another criminal record for Jay Kay. Or Jake A, as he's now calling himself.

It's quite clearly stated in the Unwritten Rules section.

I expect I've posted this before, but they're such great rants I'm going to do so again. Tommy makes Deathray look like Motherfucking Teresa.

I doubt CSNY will be doing a remake of Ohio to reflect the events of the day, despite an identical death toll. Maybe Weird Al can do it instead.